Sam Hyde

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Regrettably correct.

That's photoshopped. The real post he made was about Shane Gillis, not Sam. Though his points do pretty much apply to Sam as well.

 

[Skibidi Turlet]

I'm just not buying this "HARLAND CLOWNED SAM HYDE" thing.

It's just sad cope, basically. They think they can say it a million times and then it'll magically become true. The whole situation is a nothingburger, basically, but people who have a hateboner for Sam have to treat everything like it's a gigantic L. This is particularly stupid because there's much lower hanging fruit to target when it comes to Sam's retardation. Trashing an unfunny has-been Hollywood nobody's shitty podcast studio barely registers as a blip on the radar there.

With this thing, people also keep saying Sam should have "hung" or "riffed" or whatever the fuck, but you cannot really win in a situation where a sneering little politically-raged-up jew is doing everything in his power to ridicule you and refusing to break character. Saul Alinsky himself said that ridicule is man's most potent weapon, there is no defense, etc. In this case it's even more obnoxious because you have this whole army of braindead people who are committed to pretending it's just lolrandom humor and Harland totally didn't have a bone to pick.

It was monumentally stupid for Sam to go on the podcast but once he was there, flipping the table became the only funny move. Manhandling Harland was much more of a bad look. It would have been funnier for him to just sit there with a little smirk going "that's my gorilla nest." It would have provided a lot more plausible deniability for the rageout too. But honestly - whatever. I cannot bring myself to give a shit. Nobody is going to care about this in a couple of weeks except people who already rabidly hate Sam.

 

[foam rolla]

I think Sam should of just went with the flow of Harland's show instead of trying to fight it tooth and nail because he's worried about some comedian getting one up on him. It's like swimming against a strong current, you're probably going to lose against it. Sam could of just went along with the tone of the show and when Harland said "Have you ever been raped" Sam could of just smirked and said something like "It's funny you mentioned that" He could of also told Nick and Charls to jump in the main chair at times and talk to Harland which would of taken the focus off Sam and would of been entertaining as Nick and Charls are funny. And it's a better use of them instead of them sitting off camera.

Later on, Sam could just say Harland is mad funny and we're fans and that he got us with some good lines. It would show that Sam can take a joke and doesn't need to control every situation.

 

[Blindeye]

Now that it's been pointed out this podcast appearance probably happened around the third week of June, I would like to point out something else:

This was the same episode where Sam said you shouldn't consume any media about schadenfreude (while Fishtank was still airing, no less)

 

[Queesechake]

a semi-mainstream comic

Harland is extremely mainstream, he just didn't do much publicly for a long time and people kind of forgot about him. He was just at one of Kill Tony's arena shows and completely destroyed David Lucas live, on David's turf. He's been friends with Rogan for like 23 years, and knows basically everybody in comedy.

Regardless of whether you think what Sam did was funny or bad, it was an absolutely fucking retarded thing to do to a guy who is infinitely bigger than you, lets you on his podcast, wasn't being an asshole, and could help you with connections more than probably anybody else Sam knows personally. Just because a lot of you guys in this thread didn't know who Harland was before this does not mean he isn't massive in the comedy scene. He started in comedy with Norm Macdonald in canada and has been doing it for fucking ever, not to mention the movies he's been in like Dumb and Dumber and Freddy Got Fingered.

 

[Skibidi Turlet]

not to mention the movies he's been in like Dumb and Dumber and Freddy Got Fingered.

The 90s were thirty years ago my nigger.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

There may be demons on this page now that we hit 666.

I DON'T KNOW MAYBE I DON'T KNOW!

 

[Queesechake]

The 90s were thirty years ago my nigger.

And people still watch them and talk about them 30 years later, my nigger.

 

[IdesofAugust]

It's just sad cope, basically. They think they can say it a million times and then it'll magically become true. The whole situation is a nothingburger, basically, but people who have a hateboner for Sam have to treat everything like it's a gigantic L. This is particularly stupid because there's much lower hanging fruit to target when it comes to Sam's retardation. Trashing an unfunny has-been Hollywood nobody's shitty podcast studio barely registers as a blip on the radar there.

With this thing, people also keep saying Sam should have "hung" or "riffed" or whatever the fuck, but you cannot really win in a situation where a sneering little politically-raged-up jew is doing everything in his power to ridicule you and refusing to break character. Saul Alinsky himself said that ridicule is man's most potent weapon, there is no defense, etc. In this case it's even more obnoxious because you have this whole army of braindead people who are committed to pretending it's just lolrandom humor and Harland totally didn't have a bone to pick.

It was monumentally stupid for Sam to go on the podcast but once he was there, flipping the table became the only funny move. Manhandling Harland was much more of a bad look. It would have been funnier for him to just sit there with a little smirk going "that's my gorilla nest." It would have provided a lot more plausible deniability for the rageout too. But honestly - whatever. I cannot bring myself to give a shit. Nobody is going to care about this in a couple of weeks except people who already rabidly hate Sam.

Harland isn't a jew you dumb hydetroon. If you're going to hate jews, at least be accurate. Sam looks more like a jew than Harland.
Nobody gives a shit about Saul Alinsky; there have been endless posts the last 20 pages explaining how Sam could have handled it better that don't require esoteric alinskyite analysis to figure out. Accept your edad looked like a retard and move on. If the situation was a "nothingburger" like you say, you wouldn't spend three paragraphs defending him.

 

[mister fireworks]

It's just sad cope, basically. They think they can say it a million times and then it'll magically become true. The whole situation is a nothingburger, basically, but people who have a hateboner for Sam have to treat everything like it's a gigantic L. This is particularly stupid because there's much lower hanging fruit to target when it comes to Sam's retardation. Trashing an unfunny has-been Hollywood nobody's shitty podcast studio barely registers as a blip on the radar there.

With this thing, people also keep saying Sam should have "hung" or "riffed" or whatever the fuck, but you cannot really win in a situation where a sneering little politically-raged-up jew is doing everything in his power to ridicule you and refusing to break character. Saul Alinsky himself said that ridicule is man's most potent weapon, there is no defense, etc. In this case it's even more obnoxious because you have this whole army of braindead people who are committed to pretending it's just lolrandom humor and Harland totally didn't have a bone to pick.

It was monumentally stupid for Sam to go on the podcast but once he was there, flipping the table became the only funny move. Manhandling Harland was much more of a bad look. It would have been funnier for him to just sit there with a little smirk going "that's my gorilla nest." It would have provided a lot more plausible deniability for the rageout too. But honestly - whatever. I cannot bring myself to give a shit. Nobody is going to care about this in a couple of weeks except people who already rabidly hate Sam.

its such a nothingburger that nick had to angrily address what a nothingburger it was on his show when he should've just ignored it like he did when he got caught with tranny porn in his browser.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Youre a faggot lol. You actually typed this retarded shit out and believe it.

What do you think incentivized Charls to renege on all his disdain for Sam and return to make EP? I honestly think he needed money and wanted to create something again. I think he still dislikes Sam and is detached from his antics. I watched their reunion stream, it was awkward and by the numbers. I watch PGL and they speak through Nick most of the time. Sam will laugh at something funny Chuck says once in a while, but Charls just makes deadpan reactions to Sam's insanity.

Ah well.

 

[Skibidi Turlet]

And people still watch them and talk about them 30 years later, my nigger.

I'm sure some people still watch and talk about Spaceballs but nobody under the age of 35 knows who the fuck Rick Moranis is.

infinitely bigger than you, lets you on his podcast, wasn't being an asshole

See what I mean? You come across like an aging fanboy when you say shit like "infinitely bigger." He is an unfunny nobody who, a very long time ago, was in Hollywood for a couple of years. It is not some grand favor that he "let" Sam on his podcast. Most importantly, he absolutely was being an asshole - it would be so much more respectable if you admitted that instead of trying to gaslight about it. I'd even accept "he was purposefully trying to shit on Sam, and that's a good thing." But instead you do the same thing as your hero and do this gay can't-break-kayfabe thing. It's just boring and cowardly.

Harland isn't a jew

Show me the 23andme, I don't believe it. The way he acts is 100% jewish. Your post also reads as incredibly jewish, which tracks. You're such a sidebrained nigger that you act like nobody can dislike your hasidic hero Harland without being a Hyde superfan or whatever. I've talked shit about Sam at several points in this thread, especially about his TRT abuse which is shameful. You are retarded.

nick had to angrily address

Had to? Man, what? People are talking about a thing. He talked about the thing with them. That doesn't mean people will be talking about the thing in two weeks (they won't be). He didn't sound any angrier than he always sounds in the clip I saw. A lot less angry than usual, actually. AFAIK like 75% of the time Nick looks like he's about to strangle someone, that is just his resting state. This is the kind of thing I'm talking about, it severely damages your point when you blow dumb stuff like this out of proportion like "see! see! I told you so." It's just weird.

 

[Theodore Sheckler]

It's just sad cope, basically. They think they can say it a million times and then it'll magically become true. The whole situation is a nothingburger, basically, but people who have a hateboner for Sam have to treat everything like it's a gigantic L. This is particularly stupid because there's much lower hanging fruit to target when it comes to Sam's retardation. Trashing an unfunny has-been Hollywood nobody's shitty podcast studio barely registers as a blip on the radar there.

With this thing, people also keep saying Sam should have "hung" or "riffed" or whatever the fuck, but you cannot really win in a situation where a sneering little politically-raged-up jew is doing everything in his power to ridicule you and refusing to break character. Saul Alinsky himself said that ridicule is man's most potent weapon, there is no defense, etc. In this case it's even more obnoxious because you have this whole army of braindead people who are committed to pretending it's just lolrandom humor and Harland totally didn't have a bone to pick.

It was monumentally stupid for Sam to go on the podcast but once he was there, flipping the table became the only funny move. Manhandling Harland was much more of a bad look. It would have been funnier for him to just sit there with a little smirk going "that's my gorilla nest." It would have provided a lot more plausible deniability for the rageout too. But honestly - whatever. I cannot bring myself to give a shit. Nobody is going to care about this in a couple of weeks except people who already rabidly hate Sam.

He isn't Jewish, and he was just trying to be funny on his comedy podcast. This is case in point for what I was saying about culture war obsessed dipshits shielding Sam because they think of him as an important thought leader. Have more fun on the internet.

Also doing shit like quoting Saul Alinsky when you're talking about funny internet men has the same energy as Paulie quoting Sunta Zoo.

 

[Queesechake]

You come across like an aging fanboy

If I'm a fanboy of anybody it's Sam Hyde, and even I can see that he looked like a faggot here. I got threadbanned by Null for defending Sam in this thread a few months ago lol.

 

[IdesofAugust]

Show me the 23andme, I don't believe it. The way he acts is 100% jewish. Your post also reads as incredibly jewish, which tracks. You're such a sidebrained nigger that you act like nobody can dislike your hasidic hero Harland without being a Hyde superfan or whatever.

This spergery is funnier than anything Sam said on that podcast.

 

[Theodore Sheckler]

Show me the 23andme, I don't believe it. The way he acts is 100% jewish. Your post also reads as incredibly jewish, which tracks. You're such a sidebrained nigger that you act like nobody can dislike your hasidic hero Harland without being a Hyde superfan or whatever. I've talked shit about Sam at several points in this thread, especially about his TRT abuse which is shameful. You are retarded.

holy fuck lmao
For your sake, I really hope you're a troll. Have sex with something as soon as humanly possible.

 

[Silly Fella]

Breaking down a comedian is good it's what made the comedians on O&A funny and as soon as that stopped happening they all turned into boring flops, if Sam does have talent outside of writing then this will be good for him.

 

[Theodore Sheckler]

Breaking down a comedian is good it's what made the comedians on O&A funny and as soon as that stopped happening they all turned into boring flops, if Sam does have talent outside of writing then this will be good for him.

If, in an alternate universe where they were on the air and funny, Sam went on O&A and got sensitive about jokes at the expense of Christianity or white people his career would actually be over. Can you imagine how pissed he'd get if he had to deal with a guy like Patrice? Fuck I miss when people were funny.

 

[Maker's Mark]

These mainstream podcast appearances have not gone well for Sam so far. Raw Talk didn't go well either, but in a completely different way.

 

[Queesechake]

If, in an alternate universe where they were on the air and funny, Sam went on O&A and got sensitive about jokes at the expense of Christianity or white people his career would actually be over. Can you imagine how pissed he'd get if he had to deal with a guy like Patrice? Fuck I miss when people were funny.

Ironically this is why a lot of Sam's fans (including me) like him so much.