DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

- As a long term player if ATS/ETS they are incredibly easy and designed to be that way. They’re designed to be relaxing, meditative games that you mong out to while a podcast plays. I haven’t seen him play it but if he’s struggling it’s one of gamings ultimate fails.

- Last night WPIG played a clip of him ranting about the banana song from the Kino arc. It is absolutely WILD to see how full of energy and arrogance he was back then. Convinced he was king of the internet. It’s easily forget how he was so funny to remind yourself.

- I’ve become obsessed with this idea he think judges hand over peoples houses to other people. In this case I probably owe UFC a small city for the amount of times I’ve restreamed them.

If you think it through, what does he think is going to happen? Does he think he’ll take over paying 20 mortgages? He can’t pay his own without being overdrawn. Does he think the judge will dismiss the banks mortgage loan and just award him everything? Do detractors carry on paying the mortgage for a house they don’t own? Does he plan to sell these houses? How did that go in Connecticut? Anything beyond an email or a chat it and he struggles. Does he think he’s he’s going to fly round the world stopping for a few days in each detractors house? Or is he going to leave them abandoned (because that ends well).

It’s SO stupid I’m fascinated by what he really thinks does/will happen.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

... American... Truck... Simulator...

ATS and ETS are pretty easy, and so is driving. All you have to do is pay attention and be cautious. I agree parking the trailer is a nightmare, but the overhead camera makes it easier.

As for Phil, he 100% is a bad driver. He doesn't pay attention, he doesn't see, he blames everyone else and he's a complete pussy, which sometimes causes accidents on the road. I am almost completely certain the accident that "burnt half of his face off" is entirely his fault, was nothing like he described it, and was a result of him panicking at the sight of a potential dangerous situation and turning it into an actual dangerous situation.

Oh I thought you were talking about some kind of truck-specific HOTAS thingy. Brain fart moment.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

His kick chat is so pathetic. The LARPing is the most gay shit ever and only literal dentheads would find it funny. Even if you're spamming "KING!!" ironically you're just as much of a dumbshit as the literal retards doing it for real.

DarkSydePhil should be just stared at and let to self destruct.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Seems like he wage quit donkey Kong lol

I'll take your word from that, I tried to watch the KingDDDuke video but the way Phil keeps repeating "oh, banana" over and over makes it a particulary difficult watch.

Just when you think the gameplay couldn't get worse, it gets to new lows.

Speaking of piss poor gameplay, Death stranding 2 is also unwatchable due to him playing the game the lamest way (using his truck for everything) and getting distracted with every missing cargo laying on the ground.

It's crazy the dents are still supporting that...

 

[Free Jasper]

This is the prettiest gripe I have and it might even be a regional thing (but still fuck him).
It really irks me when he says he ‘beat’ a game. Like videogames are an annoyance to the professional videogame player.

To me videogames are to be enjoyed. Are we really bragging about ‘beating’ truck simulator and the walking cat game? I’d never say I ‘beat’ a film or an album which are closer to bugsnax than dark souls is.

 

[Balr0g]

I'll take your word from that, I tried to watch the KingDDDuke video but the way Phil keeps repeating "oh, banana" over and over makes it a particulary difficult watch.

Seems he WQ'ed on the night stream because I am pretty sure he hit at least 1 goal on the day stream

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Watching a bit of the ATS gameplay, doesn't Phil have a driver's license, or is it just his usual brainrot on display ? And that Bananza gameplay is something else. Looking at the ingame map is apparently cheating. Is this from the "you didn't beat the game" school of thought ? And how many times can a closeted homosexual say the word banana, we get it Phil.

 

[Benedryl Netanyahoo]

I saw a video about his "banana song", and he seems to take it as this big, fun meme that he made but does he realize nobody is referring to "his" banana song?

The squeeze banana song is a troll song making fun of him and his clown behavior.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Seems he WQ'ed on the night stream because I am pretty sure he hit at least 1 goal on the day stream

"I think this game is really polarizing, I think some people will like it and some people will hate it, and I'm kind of in the middle."

?????

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The Donkey Kong game is not for me, I hate the new look of DK, but it's wild how he always has to be a contrarian with these games that are hugely popular. Is he gonna claim all the high scores are from paid shills again?

 

[Lady Adjani]

I saw a video about his "banana song", and he seems to take it as this big, fun meme that he made but does he realize nobody is referring to "his" banana song?

The squeeze banana song is a troll song making fun of him and his clown behavior.

It's even worse considering he tried to memory-hole it a few years back.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'll take your word from that, I tried to watch the KingDDDuke video but the way Phil keeps repeating "oh, banana" over and over makes it a particulary difficult watch.

Just when you think the gameplay couldn't get worse, it gets to new lows.

Speaking of piss poor gameplay, Death stranding 2 is also unwatchable due to him playing the game the lamest way (using his truck for everything) and getting distracted with every missing cargo laying on the ground.

It's crazy the dents are still supporting that...

he said he would "come back to it next week" but I'm sure that's a lie.

 

[sentrandeti]

Parking the trailers is pretty hard, though. Still trying to get the hang of it.

Well this is a pain in the ass to do irl anyway even truckers will tell you this. Some places are absolutely awful to have to back trailers into also

 

[Cyber Bowling]

The Donkey Kong game is not for me, I hate the new look of DK, but it's wild how he always has to be a contrarian with these games that are hugely popular. Is he gonna claim all the high scores are from paid shills again?

I watched about 20 minutes of another streamer playing it and was very much getting vibes it was aimed at a pretty young audience. Not that previous DK games were necessarily aimed at adults or anything, but I'd probably classify them as being more of like, an all ages game. But this one really feels like it caters towards a younger audience, both in terms of presentation and gameplay. Which is not meant as a knock against the game, it's very much not for me, but it looks like it'd be a great game for someone in like the 6-10 range.

It makes it all the funnier that Phil was apparently struggling with it and decided to rage quit

 

[SamuraiHitler]

He is 2 years away from bankruptcy 2

I doubt that bankruptcy will be so forgiven if he tries that shit again. Fuck I guess put me on Team Bankruptcy 2 Electric Boogaloo.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I doubt that bankruptcy will be so forgiven if he tries that shit again. Fuck I guess put me on Team Bankruptcy 2 Electric Boogaloo.

He would have to show up to the court or at least appear on Zoom if he did it again. For the latter I'm imagining him just doing it in his streaming room. So the judge would be able to see him rocking back and forth and eyes bugging out when he lies.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

He would have to show up to the court or at least appear on Zoom if he did it again. For the latter I'm immagining him just doing it in his streaming room. So the judge would be able to see him rocking back and forth and eyes bugging out when he lies.

Could you imagine the T-Posing as soon as the Judge denied his request? Peak kino.

 

[Balr0g]

Could you imagine the T-Posing as soon as the Judge denied his request? Peak kino.

Imagine the Zoom call and detractors call in playing DSP soundbites or repeating "DSP get a fucking job" over and over again. On Nick's Zoom call someone played "Berhead niggers, kill niggers" and another started insulting him before the Judge killed of all those shenanigans.

And should he loose you can bet your ass we would get hundreds of prewstreams where he will rage and rave against "nolife low intelligent, booksmart judges and lawyers who have no idea how life works"

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I doubt that bankruptcy will be so forgiven if he tries that shit again. Fuck I guess put me on Team Bankruptcy 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Maybe not, but in Phil’s mind, it will be as painless as before. He just needs to make it two more years.

I have a friend that us a bankruptcy attorney. Bankruptcies are like divorses. The more if them you have, statistically, the more of them you will have.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Maybe not, but in Phil’s mind, it will be as painless as before. He just needs to make it two more years.

I have a friend that us a bankruptcy attorney. Bankruptcies are like divorses. The more if them you have, statistically, the more of them you will have.

Yeah but just like multiple divorces, the more you have the less your going to have left after it's all said and done. So if any one thinks bankruptcy is a magical device to get rid of creditors. It is not. In fact there is are some debts that cannot be forgiven in bankruptcy court. I could however, see him showing up with a bunch of door dash receipts and telling the judge that it's a "business expense". The judge will then also be subjected to watching a clip of the most disgusting food consumption ever caught on camera all while Phil sits there smug as shit thinking it got a one over. Untill the judge says "no" to it and then Phill will go to the plan B of crying to the judge that it's meaningful content and how the detractors have infiltrated the court. Oh how one can dream