Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 194 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 215 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 773 32.7%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 447 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 480 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,366
Assuming they get say 800k for their house because they rolled a nat20 what're they actually going to do with that money in Canada where that can't even buy a crack shack? Blow it on more Tattoos and awful art investments?
 
Anisa is unbothered and playing Pokemon TCG 💅💅 wonder why it's not on Twitter? How many booster packs did she pay for with Ian's credit card?
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Anisa is unbothered and playing Pokemon TCG 💅💅 wonder why it's not on Twitter? How many booster packs did she pay for with Ian's credit card?
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How can I go in the lolcowsphere from Chantal reviewing food, to DSP reviewing food, to DSP pulling Hogans, to Anisa pulling Celebi?
It's like lolcowdom is a series of songs with similar scales, modes, and notes that other musicians are using as well..
"Woah, AJ Piker is breaking into the gambling genre. Wonder what Bossmanjack is gonna come out with next? A Boxing match? Is someone gonna fuck a dood? Are we gonna get a begment from The Bog soon?"
Most people only care about why you got them, not who did them.
Whore logic.
 
wasnt bog supposed to drop yesterday? BOG UPDATE??????? @crinklefry
No update since bog #56, which came out five days ago. I was a bit busy doing really super fun awesome stuff and wasn't able to archive it then.

Here's an archive of the audio. Kemono as per usual has been really fucking gay, but it'll be up eventually. Have no fear though, Kino Casino has already gone through the highlights.

Also, lmao

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Assuming they get say 800k for their house because they rolled a nat20 what're they actually going to do with that money in Canada where that can't even buy a crack shack? Blow it on more Tattoos and awful art investments?
The investment fund wasn't a bad idea, Ian blowing it up to pay for Anisa's vanity projects and expensive BPD self-image crises (expensive haircuts - seriously, you wouldn't know it from how shitty her hair usually looks, but Gorgeous Gabe's salon probably cost her and Ian more than $200 a pop/tattoos/her tits) was the bad idea.
 
Dane has been playing the long game. He subtly alogs The Raped when he gets the chance and passively encourages them on their retardation just so he can finally swoop in and take Anus for himself when they divorce, with her self-worth at her lowest and her desperation at her highest. Dane is the only option left for Anisa to monkeybranch because he's the only other male in her life who doesn't hate her, has some money and some clout even if it's limited to only the TF2 community, she'll take anything that she can get as long as it ticks the last to boxes just so she can do nothing but scroll twitter forever.
I think Dane is just an autistic guy who’s blindly supporting his friend because he isn’t able to see the massive red flags with Ian. That’s the biggest reason why he’s been the only consistent supporter of Ian since the pre-Anissa days. Anissa doesn’t care about him because he doesn’t notice anything is wrong because he’s autistic and too busy playing TF2 for 8 hours a day.
 
I think Dane is just an autistic guy who’s blindly supporting his friend because he isn’t able to see the massive red flags with Ian. That’s the biggest reason why he’s been the only consistent supporter of Ian since the pre-Anissa days. Anissa doesn’t care about him because he doesn’t notice anything is wrong because he’s autistic and too busy playing TF2 for 8 hours a day.
The longer this has gone on has made me find their relationship with Dane strangely fascinating. I have a feeling they genuinely like him and don't just see him as a way to farm clout which is exceptionally rare for Anisa and Ian. Dane never promotes their awful content on his successful TF2 channel, he's still working with them even though being associated with these two will just ruin his reputation. As far as I can tell they have a genuine friendship with Dane and I just keep asking how and why? If anyone could compile together a timeline of how long Dane and Ian have been friends I'd love to read it.
 
I bet Max and Chad are sleeping easy knowing the Idubbbz crossover they did flopped. No one's asking for him to come back so they don't have to deal with his radioactive ass anymore.

Imagine the fat retarded whipping boy of the group becoming more popular than Idubbbz. That's fucking crazy.
No doubt. I bet Chad sleeps like a rock knowing Ian has fucked off to Canada.

Like you said, it's wild that the fat boy came out on top. I saw a semi-recent video they did with Paymoneywubby, who funnily enough was accused of copying idubbbz when he first started out. Imagine someone who was a clone having warmer public interactions with your closest friends than you do. Ouch.

Wubby (We Played EXTREME Fear Pong ft. Cold Ones)

Ian (We tested vintage kitchen gadgets with iDubbbz)
 
I think Dane is just an autistic guy who’s blindly supporting his friend because he isn’t able to see the massive red flags with Ian. That’s the biggest reason why he’s been the only consistent supporter of Ian since the pre-Anissa days.
The longer this has gone on has made me find their relationship with Dane strangely fascinating. I have a feeling they genuinely like him and don't just see him as a way to farm clout which is exceptionally rare for Anisa and Ian.
In all honesty their relationship with Dane strikes me as an agreeable, low-maintenance, low-friction type of friendship. He's the kind of guy they can ghost for months because "they've been busy with life" and he would go "Oh fine. No biggie." :)

Dane is willing to help them out with the podcast because he might not have anything better to do, so he might as well just shoot the shit for a couple hours with his friends for some chump change. He isn't really committed though, as in he doesn't see himself as part of the Maximum Damage "crew", because as it has been pointed out, he doesn't really promote his content on the pod nor does he promote the podcast on his channel.

I would say they're all friendly acquaintances rather than true friends, because as far as I know they don't really hang out with him IRL and he's never required or invited to any of the Jomhas main projects. He knows his place as a sidekick, playing support for the Jomhas and not a main character in their storyline, and he's fine with it as long as he doesn't catches any strays. I think it's a bit sad because if these two retards weren't such attention whores and committed themselves to their friendship with Dane, they could've become The Three Amigos, making inoffensive podcasts about things they bond over and having IRL adventures out in Seattle (I think they all lived near each other at one point but not sure). Their overly inflated egos makes them think that they're too good for that, that they deserve to be on top with the popular kids and the not-so-popular kids should just be grateful that they even speak to them. Tragic but really, they deserve to be friendless forever.
 
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