Dane has been playing the long game. He subtly alogs The Raped when he gets the chance and passively encourages them on their retardation just so he can finally swoop in and take Anus for himself when they divorce, with her self-worth at her lowest and her desperation at her highest. Dane is the only option left for Anisa to monkeybranch because he's the only other male in her life who doesn't hate her, has some money and some clout even if it's limited to only the TF2 community, she'll take anything that she can get as long as it ticks the last to boxes just so she can do nothing but scroll twitter forever.