Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

So... just checking... did I read somewhere that Flutter talks in an "anime voice"?

 

[Syntaxion]

So... just checking... did I read somewhere that Flutter talks in an "anime voice"?

https://kiwifarms.st/search/32931323/?q=anime+voice&t=post&c[thread]=180104&o=date

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

So... just checking... did I read somewhere that Flutter talks in an "anime voice"?

July 12, 2024 sighting. A guy noted Flutter speaking with this weird anime uwu voice. It's, however, inconsistent with the other times people heard Flutter speak, including the date at the italian restaurant on December 21, 2023. More info's in my original post.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

If she hadn't sought out that dirty mofo I might feel some sympathy for her but the fact she did that AND has taken an semi-active hand in sabotaging the lulz, well...

Neither are forgivable.

Exactly. A woman who sought after a connection with a man who was in jail for raping his elderly mother is clearly fucked in the head and society needs to know about it

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Exactly. A woman who sought after a connection with a man who was in jail for raping his elderly mother is clearly fucked in the head and society needs to know about it

Hybristophilia is a hell of a thing, isn't it?

 

[Male Idiot]

Hybristophilia is a hell of a thing, isn't it?

Hey, don't knock it until you tried dating a deity.

Other, clearly lesser women had to be wet for Ted Bundy and the Night Stalker, but Flutter got Jesus Motherfucking Christine in the bag, a god-steal. A more divine husbando no autist could ask for, he is half Jesus half Sonic.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Hey, don't knock it until you tried dating a deity.

Other, clearly lesser women had to be wet for Ted Bundy and the Night Stalker, but Flutter got Jesus Motherfucking Christine in the bag, a god-steal. A more divine husbando no autist could ask for, he is half Jesus half Sonic.

Half Sonichu, so a quarter Sonic.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Half Sonichu, so a quarter Sonic.

And a quarter Picachu, electricity in the air!

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

One more thing which I was to mention here but never actually did.

So, this is the cropped image from Chris's Twitter post, the one with the photograph of Chris and Flutter at that theme park. We now know it's from April 30th, 2024.



This is, however, not what I wanted to bring up.
It's actually this.



Someone once asked me if we had any work of art confirmed to be of Flutter's make, and this medallion seems to be it. It definitely doesn't look like any of the Praetor/Sonichu medallions sold on the OfficialCWCMart, nor the fake medallion we saw in some sightings from before Chris got back his old, moldy Mk. IV. It laying right besides the photograph of the two having fun together in Finland only cements that further.

 

[teddyrancid]

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Someone once asked me if we had any work of art confirmed to be of Flutter's make, and this medallion seems to be it. It definitely doesn't look like any of the Praetor/Sonichu medallions sold on the OfficialCWCMart, nor the fake medallion we saw in some sightings from before Chris got back his old, moldy Mk. IV. It laying right besides the photograph of the two having fun together in Finland only cements that further.

Almost looks like it's being crushed under that orange thing? I've made medallions following Chris's instructions and they're solid once dry, could this thing be crocheted/knitted by Flutter?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Almost looks like it's being crushed under that orange thing? I've made medallions following Chris's instructions and they're solid once dry, could this thing be crocheted/knitted by Flutter?

Actually...maybe? At first I thought it was just another clay model of higher quality.
In any case, I am pretty sure it's at least made by her.
I am also positive this is made by her also.


This is the carved pumpkin Chris uploaded on his Twitter on October 30th (right after it turned 31st in Finland) annd a few days before being spotted in the US...so still during his Finland trip. Maybe there are similarities between them?

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

Actually...maybe? At first I thought it was just another clay model of higher quality.
In any case, I am pretty sure it's at least made by her.
I am also positive this is made by her also.
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This is the carved pumpkin Chris uploaded on his Twitter on October 30th (right after it turned 31st in Finland) annd a few days before being spotted in the US...so still during his Finland trip. Maybe there are similarities between them?

I disagree.

Chris's drawing style is 1000 times recognizable on this carved pumpkin.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I disagree.

Chris's drawing style is 1000 times recognizable on this carved pumpkin.

Idk, maybe it is me being too oversensitive, but it looks too good for him.
Maybe it is, that's why I am not 100% sure on that one.

 

[knux]

Exactly. A woman who sought after a connection with a man who was in jail for raping his elderly mother is clearly fucked in the head and society needs to know about it

And she flies in all the way from Finland to see him. Like WTF? This whole thing is so bizarre.

Watching the Gamer from Mars interview and hearing Chris prattling on and on, making noises all the time. How could you stand that for longer than an hour? Let alone him going on about how he's the son of God.

I dunno what kind of person would find that attractive. I can't fathom it.

 

[King Metalia]

And she flies in all the way from Finland to see him. Like WTF? This whole thing is so bizarre.

Watching the Gamer from Mars interview and hearing Chris prattling on and on, making noises all the time. How could you stand that for longer than an hour? Let alone him going on about how he's the son of God.

I dunno what kind of person would find that attractive. I can't fathom it.

Someone should really tell Chris he can only be God or his son not both.

 

[James Brown]

Don't be a coward. I had that personally DM'd to me a year ago.


And we've all seen the taint pics...

the amount of times i see "SPOILER THAT" for the most unnecessary, tame shit on this website...in 2025 there's sex ed books in elementary schools with more graphic content.

Watching the Gamer from Mars interview and hearing Chris prattling on and on, making noises all the time. How could you stand that for longer than an hour? Let alone him going on about how he's the son of God.

Remember the chipmunk looking woman from the FTX polycule? thats what I get from flutter, but dumb and more stunted. I bet she has some really demented femcel fantasies too

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

the amount of times i see "SPOILER THAT" for the most unnecessary, tame shit on this website...in 2025 there's sex ed books in elementary schools with more graphic content.

Hot take, the sexualisation of nudity is one of the worst recent trends. Nudity's how everyone is born and how everyone looks underneath their clothes. People deserve the right to know about their own bodies. Hell, even when we talk specifically graphic content, proper sex ed's hella useful as most people just ignore the issue of sex all together and make it a stigma, whereas people should learn as teenagers that there's more to it, they shouldn't just blindly fuck whoever and that birth control exists specifically to avoid teenage pregnancy.

Ah, and most importantly, the lack of it lead to Chris Chan being the way he is. Believing butt plugs will make you spontaneously combust, that you can freeze sperm and preserve it for many years, that you can get a vagina from listening to subliminal messages and that stuff such as the missionary-cowgirl exists.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Ah, and most importantly, the lack of it lead to Chris Chan being the way he is. Believing butt plugs will make you spontaneously combust, that you can freeze sperm and preserve it for many years, that you can get a vagina from listening to subliminal messages and that stuff such as the missionary-cowgirl exists.

I don't know about that, especially not the stuff about him slicing his own taint. That stemmed from him mixing up facts about biology (such as fetuses having nipples and developing vulvas before getting a Y chromosomes) and his utterly skewed understanding about transgender topics at the time.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I don't know about that, especially not the stuff about him slicing his own taint. That stemmed from him mixing up facts about biology (such as fetuses having nipples and developing vulvas before getting a Y chromosomes) and his utterly skewed understanding about transgender topics at the time.

Anatomy is a section of biology.

 

[McSneaks]

Someone should really tell Chris he can only be God or his son not both.

Tell that to Jesus bigboi