Here's my big gamer Indian leftist bullshit story I promised from when I came back.
Again, this actually happened, if you think it didn't, fuck off in advance.
>be me
>be playing some shitty shooter game
>it has geolocation and shows country flags
>everyone is american
>except for one chinese guy, we are calling him BeijingBoi
>one american player is libturd, name is something like "(she/they) Faggot #TransRightsMatter"
>we're calling HIM (kek) "libturd"
>BeijingBoi is slightly above average player, because Asian (not south asian, fuck off India)
>libturd is... well, his score is literally 0-50
>BeijingBoi speaks typical chinese engrish, can only say simple words and gets his L's and R's mixed up
>somehow, the topic of Indian food comes up
>Libturd won't shut up about "how he loves Indian food despite it giving him stomach aches for days every single time but it's soooooo goooood and their culture blablabla"
>eventually, I start mentioning various truth bombs about India
>>FUCK OFF NAZI
>Libturd, are you aware of how there are piles of trash and deformed cows in every street in India?
>>FUCK OFF NAZI THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO HELP THEM
>lul
>30 minutes of this goes by with even random normies playing the game, chiming in
>rando: "He's right India fucking sucks they stink dude"
>>"fuck off nazi"
>other rando: "I actually have an Indian co-worker and they suck ass, they lie and kiss the boss' ass, they don't do any work, I wish they would all die"
>>"server full of NAZIs omg"
>30 minutes of this goes by
>Then.
>We are in the lobby as, a couple players left and, for some reason, game is glitching up and no new players are being added, so we're stuck in limbo waiting until teams are even
>chat devolves into "Fuck India"
>libturd seething
>>"omg fuck all of you entire server racist"
>5 minutes of this goes by
>BeijingBoi is silent the entire time
>normies chime in and start saying fuck India, go trump, deport brown people
>>"racists all of you ill get you cancelled what is your twitter fuck you ill get your twitter deleted"
>Suddenly.
>"BeijingBoi is typing...."
>Entire server stops typing because he hasn't said anything more than 3 words relating to whatever shit was happening in the game.
>BeijingBoi, what do you have to say?
>"BeijingBoi is typing...."
>Ding
BeijingBoi: EVEN ARAB, MUSLIM MAN, 10,000 YEARS AGO, STUCK IN HOT MISERABLE DESERT, SPEND ALL TIME FIGHTING, TERRORIST, MAKES CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE AND HUMANITY.... INDIAN? 5,000 YEARS, DO NOTHING, COME TO CHINA, SHIT OUTSIDE, TRASH EVERYWHERE, INDIAN SMELL VERY VERY BAD, ALL INDIAN LIARS. WE HATE INDIA IN CHINA
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GO BEIJING BOI
>Libturd literally turns into a real life soyjack picture
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHINA FREN NOOOOOOOOOOOO INDIA IS A BEAUTIFUL DIVERSE AMAZING PLACE FULL OF AMAZING CULTURE NOOOOOOO"
>entire server starts spamming lol and get fucked
>libturd doesn't play 5 rounds in a row just typing and having a panic attack, typing every libturd meme in the book
>>"white people bad! america is evil! brown people will save us from capitalism!" etc
>Libturd literally trying to tell BeijingBoi how to think about Indians despite him living right next to India and Libturd doesn't
But it gets better, Act II
>Nobody listens or responds to libturd
>So, he does what all libturds do in this situation...
>...he protests.
>This game has a bunch of gay spots in spawn where you can stand on a window sill or some shit like that, and it looks like you shouldn't be able to, but you can.
>Normally faggots do that to get a free kill because nobody is going to check there.
>Libturd is using it so nobody finds him.
>Like a real leftist, he sucks ass at actually playing the game, but he somehow knows about gay glitch spots so he can waste as much time as possible. He only knows the gay parts of the game and can't even play the actual main part
>Libturd begins his protest and even though he can shoot the other team when they come into spawn, he doesn't and says shit like "GUNS ARE EVIL" and "NO I WON'T SHOOT YOU"
>chimps out like an NPC but nobody cares or responds, every round they just go in there and kill him
Act III
>libturd finally decides to try to kill someone in spawn
>since there's 5 spots you can glitch onto, they know he is doing it but just not exactly where
>there's basically no choice but to jump in spawn and quickly try to check all the places
>Who else goes in first, but BeijingBoi
>BOOM
>oh lawd
>Libturd is using the rocket launcher, the gayest gun in this game, he's using it because he says "it's not a real gun so he isn't hurting anyone" and also because it's usually a guaranteed kill if you are standing in a glitch spot because you aim down, and that means you pretty much can't miss
>but...
>...Libturd missed.
>BeijingBoi twirls around but can't find Libturd.
>BOOM
>lol
>Libturd just missed BeijingBoi, WITH THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER, the easiest most guaranteed free kill in the game, TWICE, fucking TWICE
>BeijingBoi finally turns around and finds Libturd, and shoots him dead in about 0.10 seconds
>>"NOOOOOOOO CHINA FREN NOOOOO LETS BE FRENS"
And now for the grand finale
>BeijingBoi killed libturd but he says nothing for a while but we go to the lobby and wait for next round
>libturd libturding it up in chat
>Suddenly...
>BeijingBoi is typing a message...
>BeijingBoi: AMERICA GOOD COUNTRY, BUT LEFTIST VERY EVIL, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, AND INDIAN FOOD BAD
>libturd erupts into more of being a living soyjack meme
>everyone in entire server starts posting Indian hate memes about shitting in the street, cow piss, etc
>libturd on literal suicide watch, full chimpout
>next round starts
>suddenly...
>some guy on the other team: "press F1"
>libturd freaking out even harder
>suddenly, I realize what is going on
>LOL
>LOL THEY ARE VOTEKICKING LIBTURD LOL
>LOL
>>"fuck you all I am reporting you for racism fuck this server fuck this game I will get a mob on twitter fuck you"
>Libturd has left the game. (Votekicked 8-1)
THE DAY CHINA TEAMED UP WITH AMERICA AND FUCKED INDIA AND LEFTARDISM IN THE ASS
NEVER FORGET