DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You want another global plague that shuts the whole world down for a year? Because that's how he got the first one and pigroach luck is real.

Phil would have been rubber stamped no matter the time. It was just more convenient for the shut-in.

 

[San Dimas High School]

99% of DSP's rants can be boiled down into "I hate capitalism"

 

[Pargon]

99% of DSP's rants can be boiled down into "I hate capitalism"

And yet he gives it all his money. His entire existence is a gear inside some kind of weird pseudosexual self-perpetuating findom engine

 

[Rustybuttons]

what the fuck

 

[Lord_Point]

DSP refereed to his stupid halloween king costume as a "Black Knight" costume.

Why would he call that a black knight costume? Easy, because hes gay for black men. Good work mystery crew, we solved it.

 

[strandedcastaway]

99% of DSP's rants can be boiled down into "I hate capitalism"

It's "I hate everyone more successful than me."

 

[Comma]

Not a wage quit per say, he was planning on playing more of it today but because the second stream of DK didn't hit the goal he decided to reschedule to GTA today. He said he'll play DK on Monday.

This whole bipolar Nintendo love/hate cycle of the past two days is insane. In chronological order:

• He was super hyped about the new DK game
• Stated multiple times during both streams he was liking the game
• <goal not hit on the 2nd DK stream>
• Blamed it on the audience not being "engaged"...
• Then stated "I like Nintendo! I've always like Nintendo! But part of my audience doesn't!"
• And now he's on this one-hour rant about Nintendo sucking, and him claiming they've lost their way

And only because he got $61 less than he wanted during a single stream... Absolutely mentally ill behavior.

 

[Culex]

A very reasonable and warranted response!

 

[Windy Moors]

Someone asked a few pages ago about Phil's move to Seattle. I found the videos I watched. Agent Proper made a 4 part video series about DSP going west

Here is part 1

I made Preservetube archives of the series and also found a fifth final video.

Spoiler: Links

Agent Proper

Proper Primer:
DSP goes West (Part 1)
Youtube / Preservetube

DSP goes West (Part 2)
Youtube / Preservetube

DSP goes West (Part 3)
Youtube / Preservetube

DSP Goes West (Part 4)
Youtube / Preservetube

DSP Goes West (Part 5) (Final)
Youtube / Preservetube

 

[Cherry Dude]

A very reasonable and warranted response!

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Every single terminal retard and LARPer that types in Phil's chat deserves to be cyberbullied by a fat manbaby anyway, in fairness. Except maybe Jayde.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

99% of DSP's rants can be boiled down into "I hate capitalism"

but I’d argue Phil is the biggest capitalist mark on the entire internet. The main reason I say this is because he is fucking constantly hyping heavily marketed bullshit on a daily basis, including fast food “limited time” specials, or licensing crossovers. If a video game released Ghostbusters skins for $100, the money would practically vanish from his bank account immediately. If he has gripes with the system it’s the result of his own mismanagement of money, not the system itself.

This is also why you hear him bitch so much about “filthy rich” people, but also thinks burning $100 means practically nothing.

 

[overweight]

its mid 2025
i just realized, dsp got laid at least 1 time
i knew it for years but just now it hit my brain
it makes me feel sorry for women

 

[We Are The Witches]

It's "I hate everyone more successful than me."

You've put it in a very accurate way.

First emotion is jealousy, and then develops alongisde resentment, specially when thinking about other streamers. He gaslights himself into attempting to control that with his delusions, but deeply he wishes he had their success (money).

Also, like they've said above, he is the epitome of a sheep in a capitalist society: he has spent a fortune on gacha-gaming, on mobile gaming in general, on useless overpriced shit, he does no research, he wastes a lot on DoorDash/fast-food instead of making it at home, and he does not care to spend extra hundreds due to laziness, no matter what the product is.

Severely low levels of self awareness, which aligns him well with one of the supposed traits of a lolcow.

 

[thirstymcgee]

its mid 2025
i just realized, dsp got laid at least 1 time
i knew it for years but just now it hit my brain
it makes me feel sorry for women

Better roll her in flour and hope to find the wet spot.

"Is it in, honey? Now?"

"Phil, that's my belly button"

Ack. Ack. Ack.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

i just realized, dsp got laid at least 1 time

did he though?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Better roll her in flour and hope to find the wet spot.

"Is it in, honey? Now?"

"Phil, that's my belly button"

Ack. Ack. Ack.

great, now I have the image of a pig roach mating with a whale horse in my mind. I'm going to have to repress this. also, imagine what their kids could have looks like. all the little snorters

 

[Comma]

Currently, the GTA IV has reached the point were there are only around 250 live viewers, and DSP begs after literally every contribution. Check out the top-of-the-line, riveting gameplay:

I wonder which one of the usual suspects will bail him out today.

EDIT:

Hoo boy, yesterday's $89 Donkey Kong stream really scarred his fragile ego:

 

[SamuraiHitler]

You want another global plague that shuts the whole world down for a year? Because that's how he got the first one and pigroach luck is real.

At some point the luck roll will fail and there is no save scumming from that. We've all played Fallout NV with luck 9 or 10 and there was always that one or two encounters no amount of luck was getting you out of. Speechcraft on the other hand yes. Phil is mushed mouth so I don't see that working

 

[Pargon]

but I’d argue Phil is the biggest capitalist mark on the entire internet. The main reason I say this is because he is fucking constantly hyping heavily marketed bullshit on a daily basis, including fast food “limited time” specials, or licensing crossovers. If a video game released Ghostbusters skins for $100, the money would practically vanish from his bank account immediately. If he has gripes with the system it’s the result of his own mismanagement of money, not the system itself.

This is also why you hear him bitch so much about “filthy rich” people, but also thinks burning $100 means practically nothing.

Phil is nigger rich, which in and of itself is fine (apart from the obvious; I’d use “trailer trash money” but he ain’t that, and he ain’t hood rich, it’s fucking bizarre) as long as you’re not snooty and/or you can’t keep your yap shut in polite company but he’s also

a) retarded
b) as you said, easily-marketed to (smooth-brained, NPC, capitalist sheep, let your psychotic political alignment be your guide),
c) just a fucking curmudgeon who knows his audience will pay for the slop he devours, creates and excretes like a shit-Ouroboros, and
d) retarded, it beared repeating

He will go out of his way to buy what he thinks (read: is told) is flash, install it like the absolute Polack he is, immediately misuse it, call it a piece of shit, and neglect it until it breaks all for fucking wait for it

the imagined privilege of lording it over his viewers

He genuinely believes (some, most, cases he is right) that a flex unique only to him is spending money and not even enjoying it

There is not a person more determined to be miserable on this planet. I was going to say maybe Bex Gerber, but she has tits and a vagina and couldn’t pull Phil’s numbers if she could somehow detach from her sofa, and she openly enjoys weed at least

 

[San Dimas High School]

but I’d argue Phil is the biggest capitalist mark on the entire internet. The main reason I say this is because he is fucking constantly hyping heavily marketed bullshit on a daily basis, including fast food “limited time” specials, or licensing crossovers. If a video game released Ghostbusters skins for $100, the money would practically vanish from his bank account immediately. If he has gripes with the system it’s the result of his own mismanagement of money, not the system itself.

This is also why you hear him bitch so much about “filthy rich” people, but also thinks burning $100 means practically nothing.

Absolutely. Maybe that's why he hates it so much, because he's completely powerless against it. He can only participate in the losing money part of capitalism.