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[ShmeedlesMcGee]

So, which one of his teenage crushes is he skinwalking?

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Holy shit, he looks like a Portlandia character as portrayed by Fred Armisen.

Spoiler: Fred Armisen in a short dark wig

 

[Potato Burrito]

Holy shit, he looks like a Portlandia character as portrayed by Fred Armisen.

Spoiler: Fred Armisen in a short dark wig

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Haha I was just about to say...

 

[Magic Pickle]

Doordash drama: over on r/Doordash, a post erupts into flames when a poster is concerned about seeing more and more men using female dasher names; because this is Reddit, of course, troons 'n' poons flock to the post to immediately complain about how they are the ones in real danger. In a rare moment of Redditors having functioning neural pathways, they actually fight back against the gender menace, though not without taking some swings at undocumented immigrants and ex-convicts. (Sorry for the jackass formatting; I nipped away with this post from r/ SubredditDrama and had to manually archive all of the links provided myself.)
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Doordash is delivering drama about gender and dasher names​

Doordash is for both customers and drivers of the delivery app. OP creates a post, complaining an increase in the number of drivers using women's names even though they are men.

I know names can be pretty fluid, but I feel pretty confident this 6’3” man was not named Darlene, and it kinda freaks me out when they do this. I’ve only ever had a couple of creepy experiences, but I was just wondering what’s going on here? Does the app give you guys random names? Do you think you’ll make more money this way? IS it creepy?

The top comments begin normally, explaining that many dashers buy old accounts, or create multiples. But the drama starts popping quickly under one comment.
IDC what anyone says, you have reason for concern. Should report it. There have been crimes committed using door dash, Uber, Lyft. Creeps saving the address and coming back after the delivery.

Trans men​

A now deleted commenter responds with their experience as a trans man and asks that people not call the police on someone just because their name doesn't match their presentation.

At the risk of sounding transphobic, this ain’t about you and this is a dog shit take. As a trans person you fall into the same marginalized group that women do quite frequently and for the sake of being an actual productive and functioning member of society, please take off the gender identity goggles for a second and put on the basic human being ones. You should have empathy toward the women sharing their concerns, not make it instantly about you and your struggles. Thanks.

It does concern me though. After a year on T I pass as a man. I haven’t changed my legal name yet. So I’m a man with a woman’s name.Trans men are in more danger of DA & IPV than cis women. We face all the same struggles of being female but also transphobia. Wanting to be safe from our oppressors doesn’t make us a danger to them.
I’m not saying you personally are a danger to anyone but you basically said in your original comment “as a trans man, if your dasher is behaving in a predatory way, (which would be a man masquerading under a woman’s name) don’t call the cops! They might be trans!” Your safety doesn’t override anyone else’s and If women have to take special precautions to protect themselves, so do you as a trans person, like changing your name in the app or even legally. [cont] Edit to add: I’ve change my name twice. I know what it takes and I understand it takes a lot of time and money.
This is a you thing. You could go do it (legally change your name) right this very moment. You aren’t doing it either because you’re lazy or cheap, there’s no other option. You want women to be unsafe because you’re too lazy or cheap. Insane.
I’m in the process of changing my name. Anyway, would you call a man named Sasha (a masc name in Europe, feminine in the US) insane for not changing himself for the comfort of others?
You've clearly never researched all the hoops you have to jump through as a trans person to change your name. Signed, a trans person who has changed his name.

Dude I get it, as a trans woman I've seen the harm that hatred for us has done to cis women, everyone gets hurt, but women are sharing their own experiences with men disguising themselves with female names on doordash and it's dangerous. This isn't about you, and your take is harmful and distasteful.

i feel two truths can exist at once, that it is a reasonable fear for women in these situations to be frightened of the potential of being harmed by a creepy creeper, and for someone like the commenter youre replying to be frightened of the potential of having the cops called on him and forcing him to out himself in defense.
It's scary, and there's no "right answer" but I'd argue reporting these people is the better option unfortunately. I totally understand their worry, but if more people think like them then more women, and people in general, will be put in danger...also, the commenter you replied to initially referred to himself as a trans guy. his pronouns are listed on his acc as he/him, not they/them.
I used they them because I didn't know, pronouns don't equal gender, and that simply isn't relevant. He can respond for himself. There is going to be issues for trans people yes, and that sucks, but that doesn't change my opinion dude, people are already in danger as is, stop being intentionally dense.
I do agree about DoorDash verification. I just disagree on calling the cops on people whose names don’t match their gender…
It’s very context dependent and being realistic about it tends to get people upset or banned from subreddits but…the issue really is foreign illegals using stolen accounts. If I see the name “Jessica” and a Hispanic man who doesn’t speak English shows up, I’m just not going to assume they’re trans.

Immigrants​

probably isn’t a legal citizen and doesn’t have a license or insurance or credentials to use DoorDash so they bought a stolen account or had someone sign up for them

Lots of convicts use their girlfriends or mom's names to do this... It's most likely this... First thing people always go to is racism.. It's awful
you’re the one who went straight to racism, an illegal citizen can be anyone, not just people of color. Good try though.
Can you name one person who is an illegal citizen that isn't an immigrant?

Report them for what? Probably just people dashing on a family members account. Not everyone is able to pass the verification, whether that be because of citizenship, driving record etc.

You’re not entitled to work DoorDash or any delivery job. Definitely a risk and should be reported as it goes against TOS.
We’re really bootlicking DoorDash TOS? I’m so scared, the girl name showed up and it was a man. Jfc people have nothing better to do than be nosy.
theres tons of women here who are giving solid proof that letting random men use female names is a horrible idea
You must hate it when people have ambiguous names.
you must hate when women dont trust you

This is such a motherless take

I’m sorry I’ll make sure to report this directly to the CEO next time I see it. Nosy fucks with nothing going on in their lives.
Bro just say you hate women

Also, enjoy this needlessly long and stupid article about how the real victims of the restriction of reproductive rights are actually pooners, desperately clawing at the heels of women they've betrayed to have any kind of solidarity whatsoever. I felt an imperative to post this after reading the phrase "abortion is gender affirming care," which made my eyeballs melt out of my head despite being pro-choice! Some days I yearn to hang out in dark fields under the veil of stars in the hopes that aliens mistake me for a cow and take me away from this stupid planet.
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Conservatives want to separate trans & reproductive rights. Trans men are uniting the movements.​

Spoiler: Article down below.

For seven years, Izi – a 35-year-old nonbinary person living in the Bay Area – experienced chronic pain from an intrauterine device (IUD). They had resorted to the IUD to control their intense periods, the pain of which often rendered them barely able to walk. Unlike other birth control options, the device would not interfere with the testosterone they were desperate to begin taking.

Izi’s doctor repeatedly dismissed concerns that their pain was IUD-related, but Izi knew. And although they finally demanded its removal when they had their tubes tied, their suffering didn’t end.

“After all that… they said the pain I was experiencing was actually residual trauma from the IUD,” they explained. Even now, they still rely on physical therapy techniques to manage muscle contractions caused by having the device for so long. Amidst all of this, they also sought a hysterectomy but were denied.

While testosterone helped reduce the severity of Izi’s painful periods, medical providers continued to dismiss their symptoms.

“[E]ven my doctors, to this day, whenever there’s an issue that comes up, they like to blame it on my testosterone, and I have to always ask or talk to my endocrinologist and just make sure it’s not,” they said.

Izi has spent much of their life navigating a medical system that often fails trans people – especially those who are transmasc or nonbinary.

“I feel like I’ve just had a lot of interactions with medical professionals, and specifically around my trans identity, that have rarely been good,” they said. “I always have this weird feeling, or I can never tell what it is about me until much later, that it’s transphobia.”

Transmasculine people often need access to reproductive care – whether contraception, IVF, hysterectomies, pregnancy support, PrEP, or treatment for conditions like Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS) or vaginal atrophy. Yet for Izi, as for many others, seeking that care has often meant facing roadblocks, discrimination, and systemic barriers.

“Conversations around reproductive rights boil down to the right of an individual to their body and the right to decide about their body. We should all be fighting for these rights, as we are all affected by them”
AJ Eckert, doctor for trans youth at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles

“[It]’s a common thing that you often experience if you’re trans masc or nonbinary if you have to be in OB/GYN spaces specifically, and navigating that system, and I don’t think I would have been able to get through any of that, any of these experiences, without any type of community care outside of the hospitals,” they said. “Doctors are not as important to me as my community is.”

And transmasculine people must be at the center of both.

That’s the core message of the Repro Masculinity project, a powerful collaboration between photojournalist Ale Pedraza Buenahora and the Transgender Law Center. The project, through which Izi shared their story, offers a vital platform for transmasculine people to share their experiences with embodiment, bodily autonomy, and reproductive care, not as an afterthought, but as a central part of both gender-affirming healthcare and the broader struggle for reproductive justice.

Buenahora started the project while working as one of the few trans people at a nationwide reproductive health clinic. There, they faced repeated censorship when raising trans issues that related to the work they were doing.

“There was no nuance about it,” they said. “There was really a lot of silos that were happening that were being created by the people working on these spaces.”

From talking with their friends, Buenahora found that even within clinics and advocacy organizations ostensibly committed to reproductive rights, transmasculine patients were being denied accurate and affirming information.

One participant in the project, Chiron, was told by their doctor that some people on testosterone simply experience extremely painful periods that can last up to two weeks. “It didn’t make sense. I didn’t want to know what some people experience, I wanted to know what I’m experiencing and why,” they explained. “There’s a lot to unpack and definitely a lot of experiences with having my reproductive health ignored.”

Another participant, Cyd, shared that they were treated for gonorrhea multiple times before doing their own research and discovering that the symptoms were actually common among people who have been on testosterone for over a decade – it was vaginal atrophy, not an STI. “t was atrophy and the doctors had no f**king idea,” he said.

In short, the reproductive health industry is failing trans masculine people, with doctors seemingly caring for them the exact same way they would for cis women, despite their different needs.

“There is, at baseline, a lack of information about reproductive care for trans people, and misinformation is common,” AJ Eckert, Attending Doctor for the Division of Adolescent and Young Adult Medicine Center for Trans Youth Health and Development at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles, told LGBTQ Nation.

“There is limited data on the sexual and reproductive health needs of trans communities, and many assumptions are made based on cisnormative and heteronormative experiences.”

“Doctors had no idea what to do with us,” Buenahora told LGBTQ Nation. So, the Reproductive Masculinity project “was born out of that necessity of being like, ‘I’m having these conversations [about reproductive healthcare] in private in my living room with my friends. How do we make this into more common knowledge?’ Because the medical system is not doing it, nor is the movement for reproductive justice.”

Reproductive justice is gender-affirming care​

This gap in care and advocacy has only become more urgent in the aftermath of Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization (2022), which overturned the constitutional right to abortion. In the wake of that decision, it has become increasingly clear that the fight for reproductive justice is inseparable from the broader struggle for bodily autonomy, including the right to gender-affirming care, and that these legal attacks are part of a coordinated and interconnected campaign.

In fact, the same far-right organizations that fought to overturn Roe – including the Alliance Defending Freedom, the Heritage Foundation, and the Family Policy Alliance – are now leading the charge to ban gender-affirming care and pass sweeping anti-LGBTQ+ legislation.

These groups operate with coordinated legal strategies, shared political networks, and deep institutional resources. Their end goal is clear: Restrict bodily autonomy for all, beginning with the most marginalized.

“Right now, we’re witnessing the government strip away our bodily autonomy – banning abortion, attacking trans health care, and targeting our right to exist,” transgender rights activist Ash Lazarus Orr told LGBTQ Nation. “These fights are deeply connected and intertwined. When abortion access is under attack, so are trans people.”

Orr isn’t alone in seeing these attacks as inexorably connected. Buenahora told LGBTQ Nation that to them, “Gender affirming care and reproductive health feel a lot like one and the same, at least when it comes to me and my other trans friends and my community.”

This coordinated legal agenda is already reshaping constitutional law. Recently, in U.S. v. Skrmetti, the Supreme Court upheld Tennessee’s ban on gender-affirming care for minors by relying on Dobbs and Geduldig v. Aiello (1974) – a case that held excluding pregnancy from a state insurance plan did not amount to sex discrimination. Skrmetti is a warning: The rollback of abortion rights is just the beginning. In fact, Dobbs’ narrow reading of the Fourteenth Amendment – limiting protections to those “deeply rooted” in 19th-century history – now threatens access to contraception, as well as the rights to same-sex intimacy and marriage. These are the next rights on the chopping block.

“They’re going to go after birth control,” Buenahora told LGBTQ Nation. “They’re going to go to anything that controls… reproductive systems.”

The erosion of the right to access birth control could further complicate an already challenging process for trans men seeking care, forcing those who can afford it to travel out of state, while leaving others to rely on less reliable methods of contraception or go without it entirely.

Reclaiming space​

This moment demands that reproductive rights organizations explicitly include trans people within their framework. As health care ethicist Emmeline Rabelais told LGBTQ Nation, reproductive justice “is necessary for everyone, because it is an equity-based human rights framework that makes it clear who needs/deserves specific and focused care.”

Without this lens, transmasculine people have too often been excluded from conversations about reproductive health, even as they face some of the most severe consequences of reproductive injustice.

“Doctors had no idea what to do with us.”
Ale Pedraza Buenahora, creator of the Repro Masculinity Project

“Trans people have been historically and continue to be marginalized and experience higher rates of discrimination, stigma, violence, prejudice, poverty, and poor social support,” Eckert told LGBTQ Nation.

“In terms of health care, we have higher rates of violence while accessing care, lower rates of health insurance, and often experience refusal of treatment.”

Research shows that trans people often experience misdiagnoses and denial of care, heightened risks during pregnancy, lack of access to affirming contraception, and systemic erasure, which places their health and autonomy in jeopardy.

When trans men do choose to carry a pregnancy, they often face stigma, misgendering, and a lack of informed care.

“It was a cookie-cutter process, and I didn’t feel listened to,” said Repro Masculinity Project participant Kayne. “I got she/her all the time, and I never corrected anybody because I just didn’t want to be a bother or whatever, so I was being misgendered all the time.”

There is also a frequent refusal from medical professionals to take the experiences and symptoms of trans men seriously. After undergoing an egg retrieval procedure, Rosin, another participant, experienced chest pain and developed a persistent cough. Their symptoms were dismissed.

“I had an allergic reaction to the drugs, but the doctors didn’t believe me,” Rosin explained. “It was really scary and the medical doctors told me I should take a valium or some anxiety meds because it was probably just stress.”

In the face of this ongoing discrimination and systemic neglect, the Repro Masculinity Project offers a vital space for community care.

“It feels like all our rights are being stripped away from all the sides,” said Buenahora. “So, it’s just like, what can we go back to? To really organize and strategize. And I really like that spirit of just being like, here’s something that I made for my community.”

This sense of reclaiming space and visibility is echoed by the participants themselves, who emphasize the importance of being included in conversations too often shaped without them.

“I wanted to participate in this project because I feel like trans masculine people are kept out of the conversation when we’re discussing reproductive healthcare and reproductive justice,” Jo E said in an interview with Buenahora. “There’s something about this kind of intersectionality that isn’t easily digestible or easily condensed into storylines or soundbites. So often, trans health care and reproductive health care get siloed, but it’s important for all people to share their stories in ways that are intentional, nuanced, and where they feel empowered.”

Buenahora told LGBTQ Nation that the far-right not only sees these issues as connected, but also benefits from siloing trans rights and reproductive rights to weaken both movements. As such, it is imperative that these movements fight back by working together.

“That’s the tactics that have been used forever, right? By the far right to create silos, to separate us in order to be able to attack us more easily, even though the same exact language is being used to attack trans people and people who could get pregnant or people with reproductive bodies.”

This strategy of division not only makes it easier to target marginalized communities; it also fosters harmful silences within our own movements, Buenahora explained.

“Too many trans organizations stay silent on reproductive justice. That silence is harmful,” Orr said. “Abortion is a trans issue. Reproductive care is gender-affirming care. When our own advocacy spaces fail to acknowledge that, we fail the most vulnerable in our community – especially rural, low-income, and BIPOC transmasc people who already face enormous barriers to care.”

Orr emphasized the need for trans-led organizations to “boldly name abortion access as a trans issue.”

“Our survival depends on it,” he said.

Empathy from unexpected places​

Orr himself had an abortion he called “lifesaving.”

“Pregnancy was deeply dysphoric and traumatic. Choosing abortion allowed me to reclaim my body and protect my health; it was gender-affirming care in every sense.”

“Abortion is a trans issue. Reproductive care is gender-affirming care. When our own advocacy spaces fail to acknowledge that, we fail the most vulnerable in our community”
Ash Lazarus Orr, trans rights activist

Many of the people featured in the Repro Masculinity project also described abortion care as a form of gender-affirming care.

“Just like with my abortion, I didn’t think it was going to be gender-affirming, but what I realized immediately after is that my body felt less woman and I love it,” said Jo E.

Of course, every trans person is unique, and other participants, like Sus, absolutely loved being pregnant. For them, the care they needed was also gender-affirming. “It was the first time I was in my body in a real way–these parts of me are functioning. I felt like I had superpowers,” they said. “I loved being pregnant. I loved labor and birth, and I loved nursing too.”

The piece of all this that often gets lost is that cisgender people also rely on healthcare as a form of gender-affirming care. This includes hormone replacement therapy (HRT), which was originally developed for cisgender people, as well as a wide range of reproductive health technologies like birth control, abortion, and IVF, that help them feel more at home in their bodies and empower them to make decisions about whether or not to have children.

“Conversations around reproductive rights boil down to the right of an individual to their body and the right to decide about their body. We should all be fighting for these rights, as we are all affected by them, especially trans folk,” Eckert agreed. “Many of us have spent years or even decades asserting our rights to our bodies and the right to be ourselves, and we are acutely aware of the institutions and bad actors working overtime to usurp our control over ourselves.”

Therefore, while the Repro Masculinity Project serves as a storytelling and information hub created by trans people for trans people, Buenahora also hopes that it makes the world safer by encouraging empathy from unexpected places.

“In my wildest dream, a trans-exclusionary radical feminist (TERF) who’s been through like 17 rounds of In Vitro Fertilization (IVF) comes and reads this, and she’s just like, ‘Maybe, I shouldn’t hate trans people so much. Maybe I should stop being a hater because I have so many things in common with these folks.'”

After all, many of the project participants invested considerable effort into family planning and actively sought to have children. Rosin, for example, has undergone multiple rounds of IVF. Both Rosin and other participants, like Kayne, have also experienced miscarriages.

“The rest of that year, in the winter, I was working through the grief and just wanting to try to get pregnant as soon as possible,” Kayne explained. “That whole year, I was really taken up with two things: the anxiety of trying to conceive, and the grief.”

As far-right legal strategies continue to target bodily autonomy from multiple angles, the Repro Masculinity project offers not just resistance, but vision. By listening to transmasculine people and centering their experiences, we can build a reproductive justice movement that’s truly liberatory for all.

“Regardless of what some may claim, including [trans people] in the larger fight for reproductive rights does not diminish cisgender women’s experiences,” Eckert explained. “We are stronger together and [can] help build a more inclusive movement, challenging obstacles to care for all people.”

And for those keeping watch at home, the r/trans Pooner Uprising continues onward as posts scattered across r/trans still seem resentful of how everything went down. Of course, since troons 'n' poons are, at their core, virulent misogynists, they still find ways to imply that it's regular biological women who are at fault for the cracks in their shared armor.
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The TRANS MEN ARE MEN posts are essentially "thoughts and prayers" empty platitudes and not the real issue.​

We know we are men, and that we are men is a lot of the issue with some folks.
At this point every 3rd post being TRANS MEN ARE MEN is coming off as just empty platitudes. The support is nice, but the problem is not that other folks do not see us as men, but that they DO see us as men so we can be ignored, passed over, silenced, and shunned. They see us as having cis male privilege, despite the very real fact that we do not immediately gain cis male privilege, and in fact a lot of us never do.
Instead of taking the time to just say TMAM, take the time to read, educate, *learn\* about how we have experience with dealing with misogyny, misandry, transandrophobia, homophobia, enbyphobia and transphobia. Most importantly if you want to do better as a non-transmasc person, educate others and speak out against hate and don't just leave that up to us as transmascs.
Feminism and feminist spaces don't exclude us. Trans group spaces don't exclude us. Our issues are not divisive, they are the lived experience of around half of all trans folks(non binary transmascs included because we deal with the issues similarly to binary trans men)
I highly recommend reading over itsurbro's original post if you are able to read it with the trigger warnings. Then read bicyclefortwo's comment on ArBe's post. Read OZZYRICK's post and neoplatonistGTAW's post. Read, learn, educate. Share the burden with the transmascs and help make trans spaces inclusive to ALL genders, not just the majority.

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Trans infighting is killing us​

Seriously guys, this whole thing is insane and you should all be ashamed. And I mean all of you
We're a community under attack, now more than ever, and people decide to waste their time playing oppression Olympics, invalidating eachothers experiences, and pointing fingers instead of actually helping eachother and making a safe environment for everyone
Nothing gets solved this way, and if you can't confidently stand beside your trans brothers, sisters, and siblings without having to tear them down then you shouldn't be here
If you find any part of this offensive, you should do some reflecting

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I feel completely unwelcome in the trans community as a trans man​

I am so fucking sick of the constant reminders that people would like me better if I had never transitioned at all. I am constantly reminded of the fact that if I were just nonbinary, or if I hadn't fully transitioned, I would be welcomed with open arms, because it seems like people hate when someone chooses to "give up" their femininity. I didn't choose to be born like this. Having some newfound male privilege does not suddenly erase all of the struggles that I face as a trans man. I am no less trans just because I don't fit a stereotype. I feel like I was born in the wrong body, but I don't feel like I'm allowed to talk about it. I should be allowed to be uncomfortable when someone wants to feminize me. I should be allowed to want to be called a trans man and not transmasc (which I feel is sometimes used to imply that I'm just a diet version of a real man). I still enjoy feminine things and expressing femininity, but I don't feel any sense of community here.
I've experienced violent transphobia. I've been a victim of oppression. Yet, I still feel like I'm not allowed to express my own lived experiences.
I wish I was cis.

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The reason trans men are dismissed is because of TERF ideology​

A little bit of a clickbait-y title, but let me explain. I have seen so many people say “Why would you want to be a man?” or “trans men are just as bad as cis men” which plays on the whole idea that men are inherently evil. Trans men here are silenced and ignored as though they’re not trans too.
I bring up TERFs because this is the same kind of logic they use on trans women. “These are just evil men who want to invade women’s spaces,” which makes any trans woman just men.
It’s a similar thing with trans men, where anyone who is transmasc and trans men are evil too, because they “are trying to be men.” It makes me so pissed that I don’t feel like my community listens to any expression of transphobia I experience because I’m a man so therefore I don’t actually face that many issues around being trans.

Lastly, a tranny cannot seem to understand why stealing his sister's clothes is wrong, but it's not quite the same if she takes his clothes instead. I feel like he's burying the lede in terms of what kind of clothes he wants to take from her... but surely that's just my unpacked transphobia talking, right?
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Why my sister wearing my clothes is acceptable, but me wearing her is not​

My sister always take my stuffs, shorts, t shirts and walk free everywhere, but me taking her would be unacceptable...

 

[Chandelier]

desperately clawing at the heels of women they've betrayed to have any kind of solidarity whatsoever.

The adage, "if men could give birth there'd be an abortion clinic on every corner" clearly isn't taken seriously, as trans men are now pregnant men and nothing has changed.

In related news, a Pajeeta doesn't like to be called a bourgeoise NEET, stuck in her shit hole of Bangladesh while valiantly fighting for trans prostitutes.


Another ponders why "cis" gay spaces are so mich different from trans ones:

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

The adage, "if men could give birth there'd be an abortion clinic on every corner" clearly isn't taken seriously, as trans men are now pregnant men and nothing has changed.

In related news, a Pajeeta doesn't like to be called a bourgeoise NEET, stuck in her shit hole of Bangladesh while valiantly fighting for trans prostitutes.
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Another ponders why "cis" gay spaces are so mich different from trans ones:
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They will either never get it because the absorbed the falsehoods that NGOs have been spewing out over the last decade, or they will and realize every single person they thought was wrong and fought so vehemently against were right all along. That humble pie will come with a slice of crow.

Extra: I think you need a drink for reading this insanity.

 

[poggers]

“An actual woman” lmao
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Away from the magic of angles, makeup and photoshop, Hunter Schaeffer is so ugly. I remember watching the movie Cuckoo and thinking who is this hideous person they cast as the teenage "daughter"? He has a big nose, sloping brow ridge and an overbite. If an actual woman had that face, she'd never be cast in anything.

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I bring up TERFs because this is the same kind of logic they use on trans women. “These are just evil men who want to invade women’s spaces,” which makes any trans woman just men.
It’s a similar thing with trans men, where anyone who is transmasc and trans men are evil too, because they “are trying to be men.”

No surprise pooners can't understand basic logic. If TERFS are saying "Men who pretend to be women to invade women's spaces are evil", they aren't therefore saying ALL men are evil. They're saying this group of perverts is evil. So why would they think transmen are evil? Even if they DID think all men are evil, they would exclude transmen from this because they don't think they're men.
TERFS actually think pooners are just sad, easily influenced, probably autistic women who hate being sexualised for being female and are dumb enough to believe gender woo gives them an "out". Source, am a TERF.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The most devastating of all douches: a FTM is upset that due to her biology, some water parks in her country are unavailable to her. After doing some research, I suspect she is Austrian and referencing the Area 47 parks, which supposedly have certain slides not recommended for women because according to the National Library of Medicine, "females can sustain terrible injuries if high pressured water goes into their body. There's also the risk of infections due to foreign bodies found in the water."
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Really, anyone with orifices in their pelvis should consider the possibility of a water slide douche/enema... and estimate how many other guests may have already had the same water in their rectum. Happens enough on normal-height slides, and is merely unpleasant then.

Women do have it worse as far as hydrostatic injuries go--consider the term "traumatic cloaca" (archive pending) --but there are plenty of female waterskiers and jet skiers who take the recommended, sensible precaution of neoprene ride shorts in case of falling off something that goes even faster than a water slide. Men wear them too; a rectum is a rectum and a few millimeters of neoprene is worth months of complex rectal reconstruction.


So there's a practical, not even particularly unusual answer to her situation. Buy some rectum-protecting shorts and get your Austrian water slide on!

That seems more linear and solution-driven than posting paragraphs of self-doubt on Reddit about it, but then again I'm not even pretending to be a man. Aren't Germanic people supposed to be practical?

 

[Internet Wizard]

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Away from the magic of angles, makeup and photoshop, Hunter Schaeffer is so ugly. I remember watching the movie Cuckoo and thinking who is this hideous person they cast as the teenage "daughter"? He has a big nose, sloping brow ridge and an overbite. If an actual woman had that face, she'd never be cast in anything.

I feel bad for Bo Bragason because Xitter retards are going to harass her over their little fancast not being made official

 

[Mad_Dog]

All Magic Pickle roundups should be featured.

Our beloved autist needs a custom badge or something for extraordinary contribution and unwavering commitment to milking trooncows.

 

[Internet Wizard]

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Heartwarming to see

 

[poggers]

Lastly - but surely not least - enjoy a collection of theymabs and theyfabs from the bestiary known as r/Nonbinary.

This guy is so funny, like WTF is this. Flamingo legs. That cutesy pose with the mopey nob face. It looks like someone pasted on a generic head from the Guess Who game. Why is a ginger wearing a red leotard? He's a candy cane crossed with Prince Harry. If I saw this thing IRL I'd think it was a sign of the apocalypse

 

[Mad_Dog]

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This guy is so funny, like WTF is this. Flamingo legs. That cutesy pose with the mopey nob face. It looks like someone pasted on a generic head from the Guess Who game. Why is a ginger wearing a red leotard? He's a candy cane crossed with Prince Harry. If I saw this thing IRL I'd think it was a sign of the apocalypse

The urge to drop-kick him in the knees is irresistible.

 

[Jacques1194]

TIM wonders if he can wear a binder and still be a trans woman. Here's an idea, stop taking estrogen and problem solve. Also, notice the comment about how not all women want boobs. These are the same people who tell teenage girls that if they don't like their breasts that it makes them trans, but its ok for a TIM to hate his and still get validation for it.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Crossposting from the YouChew thread. This peculiar creature has been going on a drug-fueled rampage on tumblr and issuing all sorts of threads of violence for the past month or so. Pretty much a mass shooter who'll lose it any day from now. He claims to be from the Bega Valley Shire area of Australia. @Vott or somebody else might be interested in documenting the stinkditch before he actually hurts somebody IRL.

🤝 Community Post in thread 'YouChew / YellowTealPurple / Other YouTube Poop cults'

Sep 23, 2024

Double-posting, because it would seem the curse of YouChew death cultism has struck again, this time with one of Radock's fuckbuddies, IAmOutOfIdeas. Besides being one of the more consistently toxic spawns in the 'YTP community,' IAOOI used to have a Chewiki page that was filled most with comments on suicidal ideation (that was about a decade ago or so), so I suppose it's rather unsurprising he tried taking his life.

https://www.tumblr.com/iamoutofideas
https://web.archive.org/web/20240124051335/https://www.tumblr.com/iamoutofideas

from around August 20th...

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[Otterly]

And although they finally demanded its removal when they had their tubes tied, their suffering didn’t end.

“After all that… they said the pain I was experiencing was actually residual trauma from the IUD,” they explained. Even now, they still rely on physical therapy techniques to manage muscle contractions caused by having the device for so long. Amidst all of this, they also sought a hysterectomy but were denied.

I’m sure it had nothing whatsoever to do with you taking testosterone and the resulting uterine and vaginal atrophy. Don’t worry lil’ pooner! When it all starts to rot they’ll have to give you that heckin’ hysterecterino!

 

[Safir]

I wonder if Asexual is an actual thing

It is.

I've only ever known one person, online, who claimed to be asexual. He was also someone who liked ASMR

I believe this. I personally like inanimate fluffy things and ASMR-ish slang words (with "shhh" sounds), but not ASMR itself (I think it's stupid). Real asexuality needs to be studied more.

I can buy that but doesn't asexual mean they have never found anyone attractive ever? I'm calling bullshit on that.

Not sexually attractive. I don't understand how you can go from "zomg you are the best person ever" to .

Having a solely "romantic" but not "sexual" attraction to someone is a complete meme because there is no romantic feelings without sexual feelings.

Yes there are. Racing under the stars, climbing mountains, breaking into secure offices, winning Warcraft 2 tournaments, and hacking the school intranet are all very romantic. Look up "romanticize in a sentence", no quotes, in your preferred search engine.
Captain Harlock, the male counterpart to my avatar, is the quintessential romantic hero. He's a character in a boys' adventure series, boys aren't supposed to want to fuck him. He has a boatload of male "chibi" pirates and two beautiful female crew members, but no girlfriend. Eventually he acquires a dead girlfriend in a prequel movie; I don't think they kiss in it, she runs a pirate radio station and then gets shot to death.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

It is.

I believe this. I personally like inanimate fluffy things and ASMR-ish slang words (with "shhh" sounds), but not ASMR itself (I think it's stupid). Real asexuality needs to be studied more.

Not sexually attractive. I don't understand how you can go from "zomg you are the best person ever" to .

Yes there are. Racing under the stars, climbing mountains, breaking into secure offices, winning Warcraft 2 tournaments, and hacking the school intranet are all very romantic. Look up "romanticize in a sentence", no quotes, in your preferred search engine.
Captain Harlock, the male counterpart to my avatar, is the quintessential romantic hero. He's a character in a boys' adventure series, boys aren't supposed to want to fuck him. He has a boatload of male "chibi" pirates and two beautiful female crew members, but no girlfriend. Eventually he acquires a dead girlfriend in a prequel movie; I don't think they kiss in it, she runs a pirate radio station and then gets shot to death.

This post convinced me it's not real

 

[Charnel Ground]

Tom "Laura Jane Grace" Gabel (male), formerly of the band Against Me! and currently a solo artist, is apparently harassing his (female, as far as i know) wife.

Tom Gabel before and after:


The wife, Paris Campbell Grace, is also in his solo project band. They met on social media before marrying after only a 2 month courtship. There's also a child in the mix. There's a lot going on.

He's kettled Paris into an office in the house in Chicago that they co-own and has invited over a bunch of friends who are trying to gaslight her into leaving the house.

Tom Gabel who goes by the nom de troon Laura Jane Grace was called out by his wife and bandmate for being manipulative and controlling, obsessing over her doing porn, and punishing her for her past. Interesting enough he is pretending to be scared of her despite being a huge man.

The Needle Drop [archive] has the best writeup I've seen so far at this point:

Paris then posted to Threads, sharing screenshots of messages between the two and reiterating her call for Laura to leave the shared space so Paris can have a safe environment for herself and her child:

“This has been my only communication with my wife since yesterday morning with the exception of logistical questions communicated through others, or her arguing at me from the 2nd floor. I am once again, as someone who has been continuously abused in this marriage, asking my wife to leave the home and allow me to have a safe space to spend time with my child.”

Laura responded :

“In the year and a half I have been with you I think you have maybe had your kid a total of 3 months? And when you do have them you throw them in daycare from 8–5PM every day while you smoke weed and look at TikTok. Last time I left and filed for divorce you went and stayed at a fancy air b&b in Indiana. I have a kid that lives in this house too. You leave.”

A follower replied to Paris’s thread, accusing Laura of manipulation:

“‘I don’t feel safe leaving my belongings?’ So she never felt ‘unsafe’—she’s just trying to smear you as a grifter. Wow... considering she uses you across her social media. This is so messed up and I’m sorry you have to experience this kind of abuse.”

Paris responded:

“Yeah this all boils down to how she’s never trusted me even tho she promised she did. I know I sound pathetic, but imagine living in a house with someone and afraid to go upstairs cause that’s all their stuff, and then every time they get mad at you they run away with all their shit like you’re some thief when you’ve never even asked for anything. That and ‘if it weren’t for me, you’d go back to being a whore.’ Like… that’s why I’m doing this, it’s real fucked up shit, and it's constant."

The situation is ongoing, and mostly is happening on the absolutely cursed platform known as Threads.

Edit for most recent update:

 

[Turkey Beef]

Forgive me father, for I am am mobile cuck and sin by existing, but I can't stop laughing at this:

The instagram story of the Drag King Clown: a photo-heavy lookback.

I knew it was going to be a sad decline when her first instagram post was from Secondary School (Canada).

This is a direct result of the Catholic Church ending their "burn the heretics" policy.

She looks more like something coming out of luchaville than any clown I have seen

This clown could almost have her own thread. Absolutely horrifying.

Agreed. I know Internet presence can be deceiving, but she does seem to have a lot of (IRL) friends and like she's mostly just the extrovert, creative type that more or less accidentally leaned too hard into the enby fad or something. I know a bunch of people kind of like her, and they all went more or less crazy during the pandemic since their whole identity revolved around a lot of extremely social activities. Unfortunately, she will have a hard time back pedalling this and might just go full lolcow at some point because of it.

This fucking shit is pure Heresy.
The Cathars were burned for less I'm not even religious and I'm insulted. This fat heretical abomination is just spitting in the face of God.

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"I pray that you'll help me feel, in my body, that this is the right decision for me...I pray that the testosterone will be a sacrament." The "Prayer for the first estrogen pill" is nearly identical.

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"God, thank you for this medicine that makes me be who I am."

The "prayer for before my mutilation" isn't quite as lulzy.
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Yet she doesn't really believe in God. Here she recites why God is responsible for the deaths of innocent, and that the Bibles, Hymns, Sermons are all based on mistranslations.
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You've seen that one of her tats is "Queer, I am God".

"Jesus at the Gay Bar", who refuses to heal a boy of his gayness. One wonder why Jesus would mingle with people who don't need healing.
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Somewhat surprisingly, 'King Julez' hasn't killed himself yet, and he is still engaging in grotesque depravity via parading around as a "Drag Clown Minister."

Post in thread 'Pride Month'

Jul 18, 2025

You may have forgotten about "International Drag Day" from two days ago, but the professional faggots at Q Christian Fellowship sure didn’t:

International Drag Day is celebrated every year on July 16th, honoring the art of drag and its impact on LGBTQ+ culture. While drag is often seen simply as entertainment, some artists use it as a form of ministry and a way to express their faith…

Q Christian Fellowship expresses its faith by showcasing blaspheming deviants. Presenting a nonbinary creature calling itself King Julez (whose faggotry has been previously...

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[Super Mario Brothers]

Crossposting from the YouChew thread. This peculiar creature has been going on a drug-fueled rampage on tumblr and issuing all sorts of threads of violence for the past month or so. Pretty much a mass shooter who'll lose it any day from now. He claims to be from the Bega Valley Shire area of Australia. @Vott or somebody else might be interested in documenting the stinkditch before he actually hurts somebody IRL.
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🤝 Community Post in thread 'YouChew / YellowTealPurple / Other YouTube Poop cults'

Sep 23, 2024

Double-posting, because it would seem the curse of YouChew death cultism has struck again, this time with one of Radock's fuckbuddies, IAmOutOfIdeas. Besides being one of the more consistently toxic spawns in the 'YTP community,' IAOOI used to have a Chewiki page that was filled most with comments on suicidal ideation (that was about a decade ago or so), so I suppose it's rather unsurprising he tried taking his life.

https://www.tumblr.com/iamoutofideas
https://web.archive.org/web/20240124051335/https://www.tumblr.com/iamoutofideas

from around August 20th...

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So close to self awareness and yet so far. People of gender know they can't get what they want outside of cities but not for the reasons they think. Cities breed inhumane, insufferable conditions that breed mental illness and dissatisfaction. Meanwhile being out away from the city in nature brings humans back to their natural condition, both in body and soul.

They fear nature because they know it will bring them back to reality and their natural form.