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[Plantation Barbie]

i'm really enjoying this period of my life - flitting around the house in my cute clothes taking care of things at my own pace and being a little housewife. wish this could last forever!

Watching porn and jerking off while wearing women's clothes does not make you a housewife.

 

[TismFarmer]

@ crab hole

I'm sure we've seen this wall-eyed weirdo before.
I remember how creepy it was for him to post selfies with that thing.
A true and honest woman would find a way around that so as to not look like a freak.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

I'm sure we've seen this wall-eyed weirdo before.

Creepy icky troon managing to read this thread and the next one at the same time.

 

[Vott]

Real Mayun / Natalie Page / Natalie A Page / Natalie Allie Page / NegativeReferral / Negative Referral / Tali76 / BinaryEnculturation / CentralAllie / Alexandra M Page / Alexandra Madelyn Page / Allie Page / Alex Page / Alexander Page

@Real Mayun / Alexander Page / Alexander Alan Page of 11517 Covent Gardens Dr Bakersfield, California is back under @Sentient Computer and had this spergout the other day. A Don't be surprised if you see spammy threads from this account on here, Alex does this often and lacks any self control.

 

[dcss]

“An actual woman” lmao

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Autism-face really is a thing. Physiognomy still undefeated.

Now they’ve worked out the 4 subtypes of autism, I’m curious which one/s got the most tism face.

 

[Internet Wizard]

"bitches be shoppin" but woke

 

[Sentient Computer]

@Real Mayun / Alexander Page / Alexander Alan Page of 11517 Covent Gardens Dr Bakersfield, California is back under @Sentient Computer and had this spergout the other day. A Don't be surprised if you see spammy threads from this account on here, Alex does this often and lacks any self control.
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That was not me.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Go ahead and log off Alex.

 

[Sentient Computer]

I'm not sure why @Vott is saying that I am the person he's trying to dox me as. He has no evidence whatsoever to find who I am, so he guessed wrong, and is probably going to bar some poor sap from the working world for all we know. Even if I write similarly to that person, that doesn't mean shit.

Be careful when accusing people of shit or doxing them as the wrong person. I believe there was a guy who has periodically been mis-doxed as "JULAY" of Chris'tendom.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I'm not sure why @Vott is saying that I am the person he's trying to dox me as. He has no evidence whatsoever to find who I am, so he guessed wrong, and is probably going to bar some poor sap from the working world for all we know. Even if I write similarly to that person, that doesn't mean shit.

Be careful when accusing people of shit or doxing them as the wrong person. I believe there was a guy who has periodically been mis-doxed as "JULAY" of Chris'tendom.

No offence dude but @Vott knows what hes doing. Never seen a faildox yet so Ill trust his judgement. Seems like this place isnt supportive of your mental state, so take care.

 

[Sentient Computer]

No offence dude but @Vott knows what hes doing. Never seen a faildox yet so Ill trust his judgement. Seems like this place isnt supportive of your mental state, so take care.

I'm sorry but is this a joke?

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm not sure why @Vott is saying that I am the person he's trying to dox me as. He has no evidence whatsoever to find who I am, so he guessed wrong, and is probably going to bar some poor sap from the working world for all we know. Even if I write similarly to that person, that doesn't mean shit.

Be careful when accusing people of shit or doxing them as the wrong person. I believe there was a guy who has periodically been mis-doxed as "JULAY" of Chris'tendom.

Tell us a bit about yourself if he got it so wrong.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A very, very pediatric transitioner (as in, prepubescent according to his own report) goes on a long rant about how despite the fact that he passes 100% and is more feminine than most women in both figure and face, he still can't seem to hold down a boyfriend on account of a very particular appendage.
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Longggg rant​

Hi y’all I just found this reddit thread, and for the first time ever I felt like I have found people in my community I can actually relate to.
There is so much I wish I could talk about with other people in the trans community, but I’m not met with kindness.
I’m 20, and I transitioned under 10. I’ve been on hormones since 12 and I’m 100% passing. I got really lucky and took my mums genetics, and I look more feminine in my body and face than most women. I have pretty privilege. BUTI did not have the privilege of being closeted. Fucking props to the girls that do, I love that so much for you. But because I like to date, and have not had surgery, and my parents always drilling into me that I’m perfect the way I am, and that I should own it on the chin, I have always been out.
People in my own community always wanna talk about how I’m so lucky this and lucky that. I am. In the things that they talk about. But I’m also treated the exact same way as they are by men I tell I’m trans to, or people throughout my life that have horrifically bullied me. The double standard goes hardddd.
When I talk about dating. I get very judged by my opinions. I do not tell the men I’m talking to I’m trans the same way every time. It’s different every time, my last boyfriend, I told him in person. “BUT THATS DANGEROUS” Helloooo this is not my first rodeo. I’ve been out for 12 years, I may be young. But I have more than enough experience in dealing with people and had to grow up very quickly in the world we live in. I’m sick to death of being looked down on like this “baby” in the community, just because I’m young.Especially when i have really helped this community to the best of my abilities. You know I don’t want to get into to much, incase any of you actually catch on to who I am, because I have really come to like my privacy.
But I wanna be apart of conversations because I have a lot to say. Why do I not put that I’m trans on my dating profile. Because you attract chasers, and I’ll be honest, every solid relationship I have had, the guy has said to me..“I’m so glad I got to meet you first, or talk and get to know you first.”Why, because like us and the rest of the world. I see a lot of shit online about trans people, I see a lot of misinformation. I see a lot of “trans” women that I would go as far to say, is that they are not trans. They are not trans in the way that I am and others I know are.
You know if I was not trans, I’ve thought a lot on what kind of women I would’ve been. I don’t think I would’ve been really accepting on this community because, I wouldn’t have bothered to learn. And that’s sad, but true to most people.
Most men I have been with, and most friends I’ve had, BAR the RARE few. Have only learnt and educated themselves because they have known me, visa versa.
I don’t want a queer relationship. I’m a straight white woman in my head. I’m not gay I’m not bi, and I like straight men. If my boyfriend asked me to peg him, I would have the same reaction that any of my friends would. “HUH….”I don’t like anal sex, but right now it’s my only option. When I’m getting hot with my boyfriend I wanna spread my legs for him, then I’m met with the cruel reminder that I can’t, because I haven’t had surgery. I live my life (try to at least) like I am cis, because in 50 years, will those 8 years of my life really still have that much of a hold on who I am and what I do, and who I can be with. No.
My last boyfriend, I told him I was trans in person.Why? Because being trans taught me having shitty and uneducated people in your life suck. (If they aren’t willing to grow)I knew based on the conversations I had had with him, that he believed in my rights. His reaction, which to me is the only reaction I accept now on. Was, “____ I honestly never would’ve guessed that, I’m not gonna say everything to quickly, because I’ve never thought about what that would look like being in a relationship with someone like you. But I want to be sure if I give you an answer” That conversation continues to have you or do you have plans for surgery. If they like the dick more than you, then they are gonna be sad to see it go.I am not going to be sad to see it go. So the relationship isn’t going to work. If they flat out say I wanna be with you but we are being physical together. Have some self respect and leave.
But if someone can go, okay, this is not something I’ve thought about before, and I know it’s only temporary, and it’s no different to what I use in my hand at night. I can get past this because I like you for you. Then we have a winner, I don’t feel like they are repulsed by me, or that they love that feature about me. It’s a happy medium.
Something I do want advice in which I don’t know if you guys will have any, it’s a pretty universal experience, but how do y’all get over the rejection. It sucks. So much, because they don’t like me for the reasons I don’t like myself, nine times out of ten they would be with me if I had had surgery. So I’m stuck in this period in my life right now, where I have to wait on the stupid list for my date, and I can’t wait for it to be over, but like everyone I still wanna get out there I just don’t want to be fetishised or rejected a hundred times to get that person in the middle.

The most devastating of all douches: a FTM is upset that due to her biology, some water parks in her country are unavailable to her. After doing some research, I suspect she is Austrian and referencing the Area 47 parks, which supposedly have certain slides not recommended for women because according to the National Library of Medicine, "females can sustain terrible injuries if high pressured water goes into their body. There's also the risk of infections due to foreign bodies found in the water."
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Extremely dysphoric about internal organs and nothing really helps​

I have very strong dysphoria regarding my internal organs. It was the first dysphoric feeling that I could actually name, instead of an uncomfortable feeling that existed kinda everywhere.
It feels like I have a ballon inside of me that can pop any time and cause me trouble. Like a ticking time bomb. It feels like this extremely fragile thing that I literally want to rip out of my body.
I don't know how to handle it. Nothing I do brings me relief.
Now I got a spike of dysphoria again. I'm a huge fan of water parks. But where I live there are a couple of water parks that have slides that are only for men, because they are deemed too dangerous for women. Apparently the water pressure is to high and guess what, can cause damage to the uterus. Now I know that I pass enough that they would let me slide down, but I still have the parts that can get hurt.
It drives me insane that those parts are there. I feel that even after surgery this strange feeling won't go away and I still will have to be cautious.

In pursuit of getting a major medical procedure, a stealth pooner is put into a tizzy because the healthcare professionals treating her see "biological female" on her chart and don't mince words about the fact that her pregnancy test is testing for, well, pregnancy. If only they could refer to it as something vague and gender affirming like a "urine test", even though that's generally a colloquial term for drug tests!
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I hate being othered but medical professionals.​

I am FTM. I am getting top surgery soon. I went to my pre op today. I felt like I was being treated as female instead of male. They kept asking me about my last menstruation and if i could be pregnant. They told me I have to take a pregnancy test. They kept calling it that instead of a urine test. That part is scarier to me than the surgery.

I haven’t had a cycle in over 2 years. I pass as male. I have visual facial and body hair. All my documents are changed to male. It is literally impossible for me to be pregnant.

I know they have to test you so they don’t get sued if someone lies but I don’t understand why I can’t just sign a waiver.

My mom, the female doctor, and female nurse all told me it was not a big deal but to me it is! I am dreading it.

Lastly - but surely not least - enjoy a collection of theymabs and theyfabs from the bestiary known as r/Nonbinary.

Spoiler: CAUTION: dangerous outbreak of the clownacillus organism enclosed.

 

[Xev]

10/10 would cuddle with the enbies.

Yet you claim to not be a degen. Interesting. I may be gay and late but if you're getting phonebooked here it's due to degeneracy.

 

[Sentient Computer]

Yet you claim to not be a degen. Interesting. I may be gay and late but if you're getting phonebooked here it's due to degeneracy.

Vott must use a fake phonebook if it says my username belongs to a fucking stranger.

 

[Feels Badman]

(snip)

She says she can't have BPD because she doesn't love people one moment and hate them the next, yet in her other post she says she had strong romantic feelings towards her partner last night but now she feels that wasn't her and she can't stand being around them. I guess she doesn't like the BPD diagnosis because it isn't as cool and interesting as DID (which is not even a real thing).

 

[Mad_Dog]

Lastly - but surely not least - enjoy a collection of theymabs and theyfabs from the bestiary known as r/Nonbinary.

"Nonbinary" is nothing more than a fashion trend, like punk or emo, but with gender identity instead of music.

 

[Muskcarpone]

I'm sorry but is this a joke?

Dude, we are posting  about unhinged trannies here, not  with them. If you want to post deranged shit, do it on social media so that we can screengrab it and have a laugh at your expense.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Will from the Inbetweeners is back to assault our eyes and ears with a new video that asks the question - Is Graham Linehan Going to Prison for Transphobia?

Spoiler

No.

I do like his opening statement, though, in which he asserts that he thinks that prisons are awful, cruel, oppressive places and that as a true leftie, he's all about abolishing them, but also, tee hee, wouldn't it be funny to send all of our ideological enemies to prison for a million billion squillion years for being so very naughty and transphobic and evil.

Very on-brand for a communist.