US Portland, Oregon Megathread - Tales from The Rose City

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Didn't see much of a thread regarding all the fine antics of Portland and the people who live there, so I thought to make one.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lesbian bar shuts down one week after opening because they weren't woke enough​



Doc Marie’s is a lesbian bar that opened on July 1st of this year with the hope of bringing more inclusivity to the city of Portland. But just one week after their grand opening they were forced to shut down because of complaints that the bar was not a “safe space.” Similar to the story I wrote a few weeks ago about the queer-owned cafe in Philadelphia that was shut down by employees for not being woke enough, Doc Marie’s was cannibalized by the woke mob.

The crowd on opening day was huge. One woman said that the line for entry on opening night was “wrapped around the block” with “literally 200 lesbians” waiting to get in.


But the excitement about a new progressive hangout dissipated quickly. Within days, Doc Marie’s found itself on the receiving end of accusations of not being inclusive enough for trans people and people of color. Despite mask mandates being lifted in Portland, patrons accused the bar of not implementing enough COVID safety measures. Patrons also claimed that Doc Marie’s had “culturally appropriative art” on the walls.
One TikToker, who says she attended the grand opening, breaks down the accusations against the bar:


Employees of Doc Marie’s created an Instagram page to echo these concerns. They claimed that the owners weren’t proactive enough in creating a safe space and accused the owners of racism. The employees also demanded that the bar host “free opportunities for education” for the community.

Eventually, the employees demanded the owners relinquish ownership of the bar and hand the business to them. The owners were given a “24-hour deadline” to adhere to the ludicrous demands.

Just five days after opening, the bar announced on July 6th that they had to close temporarily in order to address the cries from the woke mob for a “safe and inclusive space.”

Surrendering to the woke mob doesn’t appear to be working out in Doc Marie’s favor, as the bar remains closed with no public plan to reopen.




 
I know it's been said to death by now; but, I'm just floored by how far this city has fallen in such a (relatively) short time.

Somewhere around 2010, I got shnookered into helping flesh out the "deep" lore and worldbuilding for some weird-ass fairytale furrybait cop show that was going to be set in Portland. The pay was zero (but nice expense account), and they let me tag along when they toured prospective filming locations -- stright up one of the best weeks of my life. Absolutely loved the St John's bridge, the creepy dark woods in the parks, Bonneville Dam, and Multinomah Falls. (The Columbia gorge, in general, was the absolute tits) Spent every night wandering around downtown unbothered and only slightly rained-on, sampling stupidly great cheap-eats, admiring the fountains, and playing pinball with the wife at Ground Kontrol 'till closing. Even got to do a ride along in a squad car with one of the mounted police dudes, patrolling the Pearl district while we watched the bike cops sort out the petty crime (what little there was).

It just all feels like such a fucking fever-dream here and now in 2025.
A Portland that was pleasant, walkable, only mildly odoriferous, and who eagerly rolled out the red carpet for Hollywood weirdos who wanted to humanize the local cops? Madness. Couldn't have been real.

The lodge at Multinomah falls sent me a bottle of some pretty nice bourbon a week ago or two ago. (It's apparently their 100th birthday) Been sipping it while I read this thread.
It's haunting, now, the buzzy optimism on the lips of everyone we spoke to back then. The hope and pride in their eyes.
Portland's golden age was right around the corner, they said gleaming. You just wait and see.

Thank you all for documenting this shit. It's been sobering.
Great post. I went to college in Portland, and lived there until 2012, and it was a great city, as you've described. Fun place to be young. I moved out into the country in the Gorge, and I've never regretted it.

PDX was expensive then, and getting increasingly idiotic, but I can't reconcile the real estate prices now, and the absolute state of that town. Imagine a million dollar 3 bedroom, 1 bath house, on a postage stamp, with a homeless camp just steps away, and there is nothing you can do. [Ladd's Addition]

The people are next level guilt-on-their-sleeves/ look at me diversity- it has
become pure performance art. They export it, too. My neighbor, an orchard man, asked me what I knew about this "nonsense of girls wanting to be called Thems", as his local grandchild had just called him with pronoun feelings. Poor guy, his daddy died in Korea, and he lived to see this shit.
 
Last edited:
Great post. I went to college in Portland, and lived there until 2012, and it was a great city, as you've described. Fun place to be young. I moved out into the country in the Gorge, and I've never regretted it.

PDX was expensive then, and getting increasingly idiotic, but I can't reconcile the real estate prices now, and the absolute state of that town. Imagine a million dollar 3 bedroom, 1 bath house, on a postage stamp, with a homeless camp just steps away, and there is nothing you can do. [Ladd's Addition]

The people are next level guilt-on-their-sleeves/ look at me diversity- it has
become pure performance art. They export it, too. My neighbor, an orchard man, asked me what I knew about this "nonsense of girls wanting to be called Thems", as his local grandchild had just called him with pronoun feelings. Poor guy, his daddy died in Korea, and he lived to see this shit.

I well remember the orchards up and down the gorge -- some of the finest peaches growing on the happiest trees I've ever seen. (That microclimate you guys enjoy is a marvel in of itself). Back before Covid and the Floyd riots, I was actually planning on retiring up in Hood River; even had a friend sitting on a house for me a flight or two up from the main drag. Still looks like a nice enough town from the highway; but, somewhere along the line, the vibe seemed to have shifted from "chill" to "shrill". Maybe it's that Portland contagion you mentioned, maybe I was just being paranoid; but, by then I was just so... fucking tired of trying to appease all the leftists in my life and their ever-deteriorating mental states. Didn't want to move in, only to see the last of the fun neighbors be replaced by humorless wokescolds. Wound up retreating all the way to West Virginia, which, while it has its own basket of issues, is dirt cheap, and the scenery is sort-of comparable. That, and I'm pretty sure the locals don't even know what a pronoun fucking is.

Godspeed to all you Kiwis hanging on out there. It's just such an embarrassment of riches, that whole area. I really do hope it turns around someday.
 
some of the finest peaches growing on the happiest trees I've ever seen. (That microclimate you guys enjoy is a marvel in of itself

the misuse of some of the greatest agricultural land God every created is really at the bottom of a lot of the issues here

decades and decades of unimaginably retardamundo policy and culture creating a situation where the owners of those trees raised children and greatgrandchildren and wanted something other for them than to be lords of the peaches

this is why (rural) central and northern CA are paradoxically less horrible to live in day to day even though the the state is so much more oppressive - you have a solid multigenerational core of farmers who want to keep being farmers, while the OR chucklefucks live in an eternal now where they will never die and nothing matters.
 
And now for some good news...

Portland’s DEI policies could cost the city hundreds of millions in federal grants

Why is this happening?​

President Trump has directed federal agencies to review all grants for alignment with his administration’s policies and executive orders. These include:

  • Restrictions on race-based equity language
  • Rollbacks on protections for transgender people
  • Penalties for “sanctuary cities” that limit cooperation with federal immigration enforcement
One of the most controversial orders, Executive Order 14159, even calls for the prosecution of state and local officials who refuse to comply with federal immigration enforcement.
 
The cancer continues to metastasize from California up the Left Coast. Following the riots against the enforcement of immigration law in Los Angeles, here’s what it looks like outside an ICE facility in the neoliberal stronghold Portland:
https://xcancel.com/GuntherEagleman/status/1935715612040499422
View attachment 7532880View attachment 7532883

Antifa shitlibs have been egged on to engage in direct action:


The most basic duties of the government are not to redistribute wealth but to defend the border and to utilize a monopoly on force to maintain public order.


Finally tear gas, flash-bangs, and pepper balls sent the Antifa creatures scuttling back to their crevices. But they’ll be back.

If leftist violence continues to escalate, those tasked with defending civilization will eventually have to get serious. As Hillaire Belloc might put it, we have got the Maxim gun and they do not.

1.webp

I also feel really bad for this lady and I hope she wins her lawsuit:

A Portland that was pleasant, walkable, only mildly odoriferous, and who eagerly rolled out the red carpet for Hollywood weirdos who wanted to humanize the local cops? Madness. Couldn't have been real.
Portland, just naturally, has a TON going for it. You're like 2 hours away from the beach, from the woods, from skiing up on the mountain, nice hikes through the falls, middle of wine country, rafting on the river... the list goes on.
You ever think it was done intentionally? Can't let any place be "nice". You have to ruin it to keep things "equitable".
 
You ever think it was done intentionally? Can't let any place be "nice". You have to ruin it to keep things "equitable".
Maybe I'm just too kind-hearted and naive about these things; but, it's hard for me to believe anybody'd just gank the place in the name of mere Equitability.
Perhaps it got used to an extent as a testbed for large-scale social experiments on drug decriminalization and homelessness in the mid 2010s.
I know other cities started to bus their transients out there in earnest at some point, so not totally implausible.

Knowing the sort of people dwelling in our think-tanks and foundations, it really makes me wonder if the current-day results would be deemed a "success" or not.
 
Maybe I'm just too kind-hearted and naive about these things; but, it's hard for me to believe anybody'd just gank the place in the name of mere Equitability.
It's not in the way you're thinking. It's more that I think TPTB are letting places that are appealing to a certain demographic (in terms of even just basic biology) go to shit so that there is no one place where those people will congregate.

They're trying to prevent the creation of "the best island".
 
Back