🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gator_Aids]

No language of man, living or dead, could encompass the hurt, betrayal, jealousy and rage felt by Adolwulf right now.

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/hbx4w

 

[porkWellington]

HE WAGE QUIT

THE STREAK IS BROKEN

 

[break these cuffs]

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"I didn't do shit." said the man who has never worked a day in his life with pride.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph ended his show early because he couldn't find Smoke

SMOKE HAS FLED THE PIG PEN
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RALPH HAS NO TIME TO FIND HIM BEFORE LEAVING FOR EL SALVADOR
HAS TO END THE SHOW EARLY
RALPH HAS TO FAKE OVER 150 DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY

about an hour later he found smoke

https://archive.is/m4UAh

Ralph made a video and showed off the cat that clearly wants nothing to do with him

 

[sufferhorse]

Look at that filthy tile grout. That XipeTotecanita should get a paycut. Or a talkin to.

 

[porkWellington]

Look at that filthy tile grout. That XipeTotecanita should get a paycut. Or a talkin to.

He said "in Mexico people let their cats out but I had to make it clear to my ex that you don't let mine out", put up his backhand, and started laughing.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Senorita thinks Ralph is going to get robbed and beaten by MS13 and thrown in jail by Bukele in El Salvador. Has she been reading the farms?
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I'm loving the dynamic here and I wish there was an AI app that could translate speech in real time. Senorita's trying to warn him that rolling into MS13's home turf hollering about how much he loves Bukele might not be a good idea and he's like "I can't understand you, bish. Now go clean up my piss bottles."

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money.

Are Mexicans ok with this kind of shit? Will anyone say something if they see a white guy walking around with a brown child and kissing her? I know that child sex trafficking is common there but is it acceptable to be so brazen about it?

Didn’t Pansuela I have a problem with dumbass calling her “bitch”?

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/ugQ4q

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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Hunter S. Thompson was a huge fan of living in abject third world poverty if you wanna know the truth about it

 

[Fannyscum]

Y'all jelly of mah Ali Jamal tier boi wife?
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Definitely a pattern here.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

That's Mutahar.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Y'all jelly of mah Ali Jamal tier boi wife?
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I'm dating Gary Coleman, bish, whadduyou think 'bout that?

 

[JustStopDude]

Hunter S. Thompson was a huge fan of living in abject third world poverty if you wanna know the truth about it

Unironically, kind of yeah. He was also notoriously abusive to family members, in particular, the women in his life.

The parallels are kind of stark.

 

[Lazy guy]

Mexico has to have at least one Indian restaurant.

That is not a restaurant me or my stomach would like to visit.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm dating Gary Coleman, bish, whadduyou think 'bout that?

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Nigga look like baby Voldemort

 

[Dorian]

Has anyone noticed she kind of looks like a younger Ian Miles Cheong? Maybe part of the long revenge arc against Warski.

 

[HackerX]

Unironically, kind of yeah. He was also notoriously abusive to family members, in particular, the women in his life.

The parallels are kind of stark.

He also blew his brains out because his life was a mess and his brain was beyond fucked from years of rampant substance abuse while being extremely lonely because.

Ralph is close. Unfortunately, he's not allowed to have a firearm and he probably doesn't have the strength in his digit to pull the trigger unless he uses his thumb.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

He also blew his brains out because his life was a mess and his brain was beyond fucked from years of rampant substance abuse while being extremely lonely because.

Ralph is close. Unfortunately, he's not allowed to have a firearm and he probably doesn't have the strength in his digit to pull the trigger unless he uses his thumb.

Ralph's gonna have to go for the under the chinny chin chin meathod cause no way he'll be able to put a gun to his temple what with his tiny T-rex arms.