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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 255 93.1%

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"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money. 😔

Are Mexicans ok with this kind of shit? Will anyone say something if they see a white guy walking around with a brown child and kissing her? I know that child sex trafficking is common there but is it acceptable to be so brazen about it?
 
"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money. 😔

Are Mexicans ok with this kind of shit? Will anyone say something if they see a white guy walking around with a brown child and kissing her? I know that child sex trafficking is common there but is it acceptable to be so brazen about it?
given the inflamed political situation with expats... i would not recommend ralph going out in public with his chilbride bangmaid. It just might get him beat up on the spot. Also, is she is as feisty and unaware as she seems. She just might talk some shit back to the wrong people, and get him proper beaten up.
Hence the ordering takeout and staying inside.

Im guessing he is somewhat aware of how dangerous this situation is. If he is not by now. then thats the real danger
 
their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money. 😔
He has no money to give her or anyone. She gets Domino’s pizza and slop delivered in a plastic bag to the ralpha sty, that’s it. She’s there cleaning the sty bc she thinks Ralph is her ticket to living in the USA.
Hence the ordering takeout and staying inside.
There’s also the high 90s temp every day and the fact that Ralph is obviously stone cold BROKE.
 
:diddler: A-ahm still a neo nazi though guys! Ah promise! We don't discriminate against anypony here ahn mah illustrious fence-sitting stream! All donos by all political extremes are greatly appreciated!
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I've found something disturbing. Is Ralph's new girlfriend, Pantswalla, actually Indian? Is she from a 1992 puppet movie?

I think we can all agree that the spiritual truth is that Ralph is dating a 35 year old Mexican homogenized Hindi woman.

 
Are Mexicans ok with this kind of shit? Will anyone say something if they see a white guy walking around with a brown child and kissing her? I know that child sex trafficking is common there but is it acceptable to be so brazen about it?
I think Ralph finally got brave enough to ask his lawyer plumber landlord about how one can procure a young girl from the poverty stricken southern states. Ralph has purchased enough prostitutes, esp in Tijuana, to know they almost all come from the southern states in Mexico. The luckier ones have connections who help get them into the El Norte to work as hotel cleaners, but many just end up working in the grim maquiladoras or in the Tijuana sex trade.

Ralph realizes he lives less than hour from the epicenters of the female sex trafficking fountain in Mexico, he just needed to figure out who to ask about it. Ralph is nervous around men, doesn’t speak Spanish and def doesn’t want to deal with a cartel connected types. I’m sure his landlord knew a guy who knew where on could get poor young girls ready to do whatever “work” was needed for very low prices.

What Ralph spent for a weekend in Tijuana could easily buy GFE services for a month from a poor local girl in Oaxaca, Tabasco or Chiapas. The friend of a friend would have advised Ralph on what would be expected money and gift wise to ensure regular visits from Señorita.

Ralph being Ralph decides the first one they get him a date with is his new girlfriend. He’s so lonely and pathetic he can’t help himself. The desperation for any IRL human companionship has reached its highest ever levels, he doesn’t even care if they speak English.

The fact she tries to clean his pig stye makes me think it’s part of the service. This used to be a common arrangement with US soldiers in the Philippines with poor local women, they fucked them and cleaned their apartments. Not sure if it was a bundled rate or not. But house cleaning, laundry and sex was part of the prostitution package there.

The Filipina prostitutes did try to establish real relationships with the johns whenever possible. The ultimate goal was to marry a serviceman and go to the states. This would also be the hope of any poor young girl from the poverty entrenched Mexican south servicing a gross old gringo.
 
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I've found something disturbing. Is Ralph's new girlfriend, Pantswalla, actually Indian? Is she from a 1992 puppet movie?

I think we can all agree that the spiritual truth is that Ralph is dating a 35 year old Mexican homogenized Hindi woman.

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Ralph likes to keep his women no darker than wheat bread. Only his boyfriends are allowed to the color of pumpernickel.

Seriously though, she has those deep native roots which causes Mexican women to be 15 for 7 years, then they wake up 35 at 22.
 
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That's a low tier señorita, straight out of some fucked up reversed TLC's 90 Day Fiancé version.

The irony is that Ralph is also a very low tier rage hog, the one who most needs that residency permit. And talk about compensation and looking at the light at the end of the tunnel: he gets a "bitch" he can shag and might become a path for that residence permit while cleaning up his pigsty—just because she's so disgusted by it—while she's just probably keeping an eye on a chance to legally go to the US.

I hope both fail at their endeavors, although I pity the señorita.

Edit: while rewatching a segment, I noticed she had this to say when he asked her about his El Salvador trip: "Estás loco. El ir a El Salvador es esa mierda del estanque. Es una estafa total. Un timo para gringos pandejos como tu." She's just plain mocking him and calling him a retard, while still trying to give out some sane advice.

Also
My Spanish is a bit rusty...
No, tu Español es una mierda

The original Pantsuela was hot, but this one has no filter. Pure gold.

I now understand why Ralph hasn't tried to learn any Spanish: he's just protecting his small ego from painful truths.
 
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For a regular man, this pooner is a notch on a belt, but for ralph, it's another jewel in his crown.
Lol, this is the chick you fuck cause your drunk, then hope no one ever finds out. She's not a notch in the belt, she's not even a scratch. Matter fact, the only way she'll be related a belt is when you hang yourself with one if you forgot to wrap your jimmy and she shows up with a kid that looks like you. The fact that Ralph is putting this subpar pussy on a pedastal proves how lonely and desperate Ralph must be.
 
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