Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Get ready for a short self reflective essay:

Spoiler: Text

I'm starting to realize something.Loki and Lucifer have been leading me through all of this deep inner exploration and healing ever since I became a witch almost a decade ago. Now, they're telling me that in order to move forward, I need to go back to that time.

Two big things happened to me in late 2016. I was newly "hatched" as trans, so I went through that "cringe" phase of being the teenager who I never got to be. I really played up this "edgy" persona of being this dark, goth witch.

But in hindsight, it's clear to me that that's who I truly am. I just needed to process my trauma and find myself on the other side of it. And who I am hasn't changed.I embrace both sides of myself, the darkness and the light.As strange as it sounds, Jeff has been there just as my gods were.

And I'm not trying to excuse or condone anything he did when he was alive. I wish people could understand that despite everything, he's managed to help me and a few others with ourselves.I understand myself as a neurodivergent person with paraphilias a lot better because of him.

Did I share this book yet? It's absolutely incredible.And yeah, there's this whole thing right now about shadow work not really being witchcraft when it's actually therapy.But my spiritual path has healed me, and he's been part of it. (Link below)
Jeff sperg book.

"I went through that "cringe" phase of being the teenager who I never got to be. I really played up this "edgy" persona of being this dark, goth witch. But in hindsight, it's clear to me that that's who I truly am."
LOL I don't think she realises she is fully admitting here that being cringe is who she truly is.


STOP USING THE WORD GOONING.

"If you're not constructing a sacred temple out of bones in order to gain unlimited power from the guys you thought were so hot, you couldn't allow them to leave you... are you really gooning?"

LOL random text.


Can't wait for the photos!


The kitten saga side story has ended. Hopefully the kitties were taken in by someone.


Read the post again, retard.


I don't think much has changed.


Loki world tour! Only to white countries though. He didn't go to Jerusalem and get the nickname Jesus.


What the fuck are you talking about.


Uwu sad boy Dahmer.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I went through that "cringe" phase of being the teenager who I never got to be. I really played up this "edgy" persona of being this dark, goth witch. But in hindsight, it's clear to me that that's who I truly am."

Please God Lolki tell me this means she's going to lean into being a tard witch again. The black lipstick and bugle nails phase was funny as fuck and it'd be even funnier now that she's got a neckband.

Come on, man, we've been good Kiwis, we deserve this as a treat. Less being massively insensitive about murder victims and creepy around children, more womb cursing. Return to your Peak Tumblr era, Stapphy!

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I want, no I need a picture of Staph's stand.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What happened to the move she was planning, to be around "fellow queers," right?

Maybe when she moves she'll set up a nicer altar in the new place to show the Goetic demons Loki the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer who is a fairy now her appreciation.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

What happened to the move she was planning, to be around "fellow queers," right?

Iirc it was her assuming she'll automatically get a spot in some new low-income housing with a dedicated LGBTQBBQ floor. She seemed to think it was happening by the end of the year, but who knows tbh.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Selfies from Pride:


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A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a Ukrainian vyshyvanka headband and a Veldismagn necklace. He also has several buttons on his shirt: a trans pride flag with a Valknut, their pronouns, "Odin says trans rights," and "nonbinary, therefore illegal." He is slightly smiling at the camera.

The headband is quite a choice but not gonna lie I think it makes her look 0.01% cooler.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The headband is quite a choice but not gonna lie I think it makes her look 0.01% cooler.

There's life in her eyes for once. ...Headband unrelated.

I'm not sure her laundry skills can sustain a white T-shirt, but with a baggy white shirt, headband and the overall redness/perspiration, she looks like she might be a fry cook, a noble profession. There's room to move as a fry cook.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

There's life in her eyes for once. ...Headband unrelated.

I'm not sure her laundry skills can sustain a white T-shirt, but with a baggy white shirt, headband and the overall redness/perspiration, she looks like she might be a fry cook, a noble profession. There's room to move as a fry cook.

Honestly, good on her for actually going out and doing stuff in the real world. Yeah, she was probably tremendously embarassing doing it, but better that than lurking online with pedos and zoos anyday. And frankly going out and moving will probably improve her neck pain.

 

[Dingleberry Inhaler]

I think the headband is a nice change of pace from the fedora, she looks like a comic relief character in an adult cartoon now!

 

[AfghanBlue]

Votes are in, this is the best she's looked in decades.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

What the fuck are you talking about.

She's talking about how Jeffry Dahmer was beat to death in prison.

The headband is quite a choice but not gonna lie I think it makes her look 0.01% cooler.

She actually doesn't look that bad with the headband for some reason. I mean she doesn't look super amazing, but I dig the headband weirdly enough.

 

[squidward tentacles]

She's talking about how Jeffry Dahmer was beat to death in prison.

She actually doesn't look that bad with the headband for some reason. I mean she doesn't look super amazing, but I dig the headband weirdly enough.

I think it pulls her hair off her forehead so it doesn't look quite as greasy, and it makes her forehead seem a bit larger so it balances out the lower half of her face. Definitely better than that murky fedora.

 

[moorhen]

She's talking about how Jeffry Dahmer was beat to death in prison.

She actually doesn't look that bad with the headband for some reason. I mean she doesn't look super amazing, but I dig the headband weirdly enough.

It’s because it’s making her granny haircut less grannylike.

She’s also washed the greaseball that’s usually occupying the top of her head, which is helping her a little.

If she’d kept her mouth shut in those pictures she could’ve passed for a relatively clean person, unfortunately her crumbling cheddar teeth are visible.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Selfies from Pride:
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Alt text:
A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a Ukrainian vyshyvanka headband and a Veldismagn necklace. He also has several buttons on his shirt: a trans pride flag with a Valknut, their pronouns, "Odin says trans rights," and "nonbinary, therefore illegal." He is slightly smiling at the camera.

The headband is quite a choice but not gonna lie I think it makes her look 0.01% cooler.

She's had way worse selfies tbh. Keep on improving Staph!

 

[Aunt Carol]

...Hey, how come she's not astral fuckin' the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein? Too heterosexual? Too many Jeffs?

The pedo thing shouldn't be a problem; that's how Dahmer could relate to Epstein. Really get on his level, have a good talk.

Like, how about:

hey everyone, my neck pain was a sign from the cosmos that someone wanted to talk to me! now my gay husband elf-ghost Dahmer is having a heart to heart with the howling hungry shade of Epstein, blah blah enlightenment and attachments. memo to self: don't forget to mention Loki. anyway now I'm using the garmonbozia (pain and suffering) of Jeffrey Epstein's wraith to send a juju zap to The Great Orange Beast, along the weblines he strung in life. walked to the gas station and told the dude there about this but he was too glamoured to do anything but give me change for my Mountain Dew.

Man I would be such a better fake wizard.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Votes are in, this is the best she's looked in decades.

And she’s still fucking hideous idk what it is about her but she really creeps me out for some reason. Like there’s just something deeply wrong with her. Uncanny valley maybe?

 

[squidward tentacles]

And she’s still fucking hideous idk what it is about her but she really creeps me out for some reason. Like there’s just something deeply wrong with her. Uncanny valley maybe?

It's the FAS face.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

idk what it is about her but she really creeps me out for some reason. Like there’s just something deeply wrong with her.

It's because there IS something deeply wrong with her. Some human instinct deep in our evolutionary development, allows anyone with some awareness to detect that on sight. Some signs are more subtle than others, but you know it when you see it, even if you may not be able to explain it. There's just something that twings in your limbic system and you KNOW. [see also: Kailyn Wilcher, Amanda Baggs et al.]

 

[Pee Your Pants]

How about you stop using the foodbank and use your own money? How about you stop eating so much? Maybe the reason that you're in pain is because you're so fat and perhaps eating less and moving more would help alleviate your pain?


EDGY.

ETA:
This is pure cope. From the above screenshot about eating shit and being fat, it's made me wonder if someone has told her to lose weight.

I wonder if she had some test results come back and the doctors recommend she lose weight?


Wow, she was really proud of that statement.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

'Self-soothing uwu' as an excuse to devour an entire sheet pan of cake by herself. Gee, poor baby.

The fact that she can theoretically cook, has a plot in a community garden, gets food from the food bank, is apparently also getting farm produce, recieves $1000+ in free fucking money as a single person with no dependents, has no job or schedule that would interfere with meal prep, and STILL resigns herself to 'oh well I'm fucked' is so annoying.

I hope you crack all your other teeth off, retard.