Sam Hyde

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Harland Williams forced Sam Hyde into the cuck chair after stealing his crew without any effort

Sam needs to stop being so serious because he has nobody but his own jew ass to blame for going too far into his own meta-sarcasm bit.

You aren't Louis C.K, Sam!



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If in a year's time if Harlan and Sam are cool then I was just a work by the mega troll mastermind, if not then logical conclusion is that Sam lost his cool and took a potentially costly L.
If it was real then hopefully Sam takes it as a learning experience. When you're like Sam and your whole thing is fucking with people and you're actually good at it, it becomes hard to believe that you can be outclassed but realistically, there's almost always someone better and more experienced than you.
 
I disagree, Sam making a gorilla nest out of Harland's set and trying to grab him while making gorilla noises was pretty funny I thought. Especially with Charls' commentary "is there a gorilla in here or what?". It was an extreme reaction from Sam for sure but it seemed like Harland wanted some crazy goofiness out of this podcast so Sam delivered in an unexpected way in true MDE fashion to make the show entertaining, and people are still talking about it so it must have been entertaining lol. It wasn't his funniest bit by any means but it's not some super serious devastating thing people are making it out to be. It's just a comedy show.
Watching a car crash is also "entertaining" but it isn't usually something people do on purpose.
 
Outside of his movie and TV work he has been working the roast and impov circuit for years. That type of comedy isn't just spitting out bits. Its a mental boxing match where you have to be quick witted and at the same time get your jokes to land.
Sam should've just brought PACKGOD on the podcast o algo ong ts pmo icl 🥀🥀🥀
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Nick and the rest of his pathetic crew sat there like little cucks while Sam was fucked by some D-class Canadian comedian. I bet I could go to the car dealership where Nick works and get a 10k discount from him. He is only a tough-guy on his real-estate/persian rugs podcast where he plays the expert to zoomers. Sam is alone. That crew would snitch on him to the police for 2 goobas and a Clark candy bar.
 
[36:15] "NO, HOW WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD!" Sam can't let it go.
Great analysis but I think you missed one great part about this segment in particular — Harland says that his childhood was traumatic and volatile, saying that the present situation reminded him of it. Nick chimes in trying to be a relatable leaf saying, “Brutal hockey dad?” To which Harland responds “No he was a ballerina” then looks directly at Sam “If you want to talk about a prancer … oh he was delicate” very expertly tying a bow on his set up, trying to wink, wink, nudge, nudge with Nick (and the rest of the MDE crew) that he thinks Sam is a dramatic performative bitch

I think Sam realises this (consciously or unconsciously) as he starts getting physically unsettled and has to move away from Harland, maybe from feeling alienated, and then chimes in to defend the hypothetical ballerina saying “Yeah but when he was on stage, he *commanded*” which just sums Sam up completely in my opinion
 
Understandable. Especially if we're talking about his current day stuff. But I'm giving him benefit of the doubt. I'm talking about the Jeff Foxworthy parody "You Might Be George Floyd" style open mic stuff he did like 5 or 6 years ago or whatever.

Going to a liberal artsy-fartsy coffee shop's open mic night and being offensive and having the whole place boo.

Edit: actually was it "You Might Be Mike Brown"?
That stuff isnt exactly funny either though. There isnt really a joke, its just a shocking juxtaposition of the times copy and pasted over a different joke. Adding it to my pile of evidence that none of you guys even get jokes in the first place.

In fact, im starting to think the worship of Norm is simply because you assume he was socially conservative. Which i cant stand powerlevelling, but its not exactly true the way you guys think. I met the man, i spent a few after shows with him and josh gardner. He wouldnt have liked sam at all

In fact heres an interesting thing about Norm, he stopped making fun of individuals for the most part at a certain point, a lot of you guys seem to be huge fans, but can you actually spot when that happens?

I disagree, Sam making a gorilla nest out of Harland's set and trying to grab him while making gorilla noises was pretty funny I thought. Especially with Charls' commentary "is there a gorilla in here or what?". It was an extreme reaction from Sam for sure but it seemed like Harland wanted some crazy goofiness out of this podcast so Sam delivered in an unexpected way in true MDE fashion to make the show entertaining, and people are still talking about it so it must have been entertaining lol. It wasn't his funniest bit by any means but it's not some super serious devastating thing people are making it out to be. It's just a comedy show.
This is honeslty peak autism. Destroying thousands of dollars of equipment because a guy couldnt figure out how to react to a joke is "humor". Just a silly little goof. Just making it entertaining. Invite me to your house and i go smash your car hood, and ill explain to some drooling retards how it was a joke, and how would you feel? Would you still clap like a seal? Would you still drool over a cock if sam wasnt around? Were you jealous when Sam told Damiel not to engage with Harlands joke? Did you wish he was the one telling you to edge you faggot

I disagree, Sam making a gorilla nest out of Harland's set and trying to grab him while making gorilla noises was pretty funny I thought. Especially with Charls' commentary "is there a gorilla in here or what?". It was an extreme reaction from Sam for sure but it seemed like Harland wanted some crazy goofiness out of this podcast so Sam delivered in an unexpected way in true MDE fashion to make the show entertaining, and people are still talking about it so it must have been entertaining lol. It wasn't his funniest bit by any means but it's not some super serious devastating thing people are making it out to be. It's just a comedy show.
This is honeslty peak autism. Destroying thousands of dollars of equipment because a guy couldnt figure out how to react to a joke is "humor". Just a silly little goof. Just making it entertaining. Invite me to your house and i go smash your car hood, and ill explain to some drooling retards how it was a joke, and how would you feel? Would you still clap like a seal? Would you still drool over a cock if sam wasnt around? Were you jealous when Sam told Damiel not to engage with Harlands joke? Did you wish he was the one telling you to edge you

Great analysis but I think you missed one great part about this segment in particular — Harland says that his childhood was traumatic and volatile, saying that the present situation reminded him of it. Nick chimes in trying to be a relatable leaf saying, “Brutal hockey dad?” To which Harland responds “No he was a ballerina” then looks directly at Sam “If you want to talk about a prancer … oh he was delicate” very expertly tying a bow on his set up, trying to wink, wink, nudge, nudge with Nick (and the rest of the MDE crew) that he thinks Sam is a dramatic performative bitch

I think Sam realises this (consciously or unconsciously) as he starts getting physically unsettled and has to move away from Harland, maybe from feeling alienated, and then chimes in to defend the hypothetical ballerina saying “Yeah but when he was on stage, he *commanded*” which just sums Sam up completely in my opinion
I honestly think this analysis is 100%, and i think harland switched gears into antagonistic when Sam had sent a bunch of minions to surround him, and noticed sam didnt like their utilization. Damiel was sent to intimidate Harland, as Harland was meant to be surrounded, but Harland made Damiel on his team within seconds
 
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Some funny comments I saw.

Harland continuing the bit by super-liking a-log comments. Good dedication to the bit here. Lots of post-ironic absurdist comedians forget the post-bit aftercare bit.
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EmptyHero appearance.
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Very popular troll channel.
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Shoutout to this guy with a gorilla name and avatar combination who didn't like Sam saying he didn't like nature.
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#1 sentiment I see is "damn, I feel bad for Nick".
 
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