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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

    Votes: 317 92.7%
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Die For Me! said:
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I see two fat fucks.

Sam Losco's Wife said:
Senorita thinks Ralph is going to get robbed and beaten by MS13 and thrown in jail by Bukele in El Salvador. Has she been reading the farms?
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Didn't this fat midget mock COG for marrying an Indian woman?
 
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Lidl Drip said:
"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money. 😔
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And seeing how oh-so-successful his relationships with the women of his life are, we should so take his word for it that people don't mind calling their women dogs.

To paraphrase Coach Red Pill, women are like bitches yarrrr?
 
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Holy shit, nigga has like ten fucking AI filters on.
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Oh, good God, he's taking hair advice from Rekieta: "look, man, just quit parting your hair, gel that shit, and mess it it up like a bird's nest on top of your head! They can't even tell you're losing your hair! And it will make everyone think you just rolled out of bed after a night of stallion-grade sex, trust me bro..."

Between the two of them, I don't know if I can handle this much hot. And I'm sure I speak for all the ladies in this. It's just too much...I'm swooning...where's my fainting couch?
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Hoping it makes it to the 24/7 live stream show just so we can see the gunt in his natural state. How long will he last until the anxiety set in? It’s going to be a beautiful documentary of the ragepig standing in the corner being awkward.
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He's not even becoming a contestant, they told him he'd have to relinquish his phone and he said no. He's going to run around the house for like 1 night and leave.
That being said, what Ralph doesn't realize is that all the cameras on this show are on this angle
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Meaning Ralph's tranny hunch is going to be documented from a birds eye view that has never been seen before.

This appears to be the channel, Ralph claims they are releasing the hog at 4PM EST
 
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Die For Me! said:
He's going to run around the house for like 1 night and leave.
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Most likely scenario. And I wouldn’t say run. Just most likely be there. He’s going to open with bluster, enthusiasm, and Ralphamale energy but it won’t be sustainable. There’s no hiding from the cameras in this.

Die For Me! said:
That being said, what Ralph doesn't realize is that all the cameras on this show are on this angle
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Meaning Ralph's tranny hunch is going to be documented from a birds eye view that has never been seen before.
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Probably what I’m looking forward to the most. Every unguarded and uncontrolled view of Ralph has been kino. Havent seen the show but he’s lucky it’s in a land of midgets she his 5’1 ass won’t be too embarrassing.
 
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I spot-checked a few of the archive streams, and I'm hearing a lot of Spanish. (They do translate on screen to English.) That alone might kill a lot of kino, Ralph's inability to have learned even the basics of the language of the country he ran to.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I spot-checked a few of the archive streams, and I'm hearing a lot of Spanish. (They do translate on screen to English.) That alone might kill a lot of kino, Ralph's inability to have learned even the basics of the language of the country he ran to.
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We'll get to see him reach into his murse and pull out his phone and demand people shout into it so Google can translate them. Sounds pretty kino to me :lol:
 
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Die For Me! said:
He's not even becoming a contestant, they told him he'd have to relinquish his phone and he said no. He's going to run around the house for like 1 night and leave.
That being said, what Ralph doesn't realize is that all the cameras on this show are on this angle
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Meaning Ralph's tranny hunch is going to be documented from a birds eye view that has never been seen before.

This appears to be the channel, Ralph claims they are releasing the hog at 4PM EST
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hope someone takes off his baseball cap so we can see his bald spot
 
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