Riverfagg1599
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i want to bad to go to the scented candle tweet and either "pics or it didn't happen" or take the sympathetic approach and be like no way, can you take a photo of that?
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Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
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Hahahaha!
Vicky is gonna look so extra stupid.
A robo piggy in a wiggy. With a big old blocked filter bedazzeled mask.
How many more accoutrements can you cover yourself in to disguise from the aching vortex of personhood?
Wonder what type she'll get? So much to choose from. Maybe she could just get some jew curls? To go with her not-the-kommandant-fr-fr ancestral identity? For some reason Ive got a semi hunch she's gonna go for an quasi-offensive afro.
Will it be in danger colours? Got to be, for her sjw cultural heritage ofc.
There are cheaper options for those sort of wigs, party city.
But no, she'll want the full shebang of being tended to and measured by the wig shop. I wonder how many pooners they are seeing starting to steadily stream in these days.
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Say what now? ”She”? Is she trying to be camp and gay referring to herself - a most manly man - as ”she” just like the t&h old school queers, or did she just slip up?
Also, her NIF isn’t -25. I’m still on the fence about whether she’s actually remained in the hospital this whole time, too.
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There's no such thing as a "friend" walking into the hospital to advocate for you. If you're in the hospital and you're awake, you are the final say. If you are not awake, it's next relatives, and if not that, it's whoever has power of attorney.
AnD AnOtHeR thInG! I hate the phrase "advocate for myself/me" because when you have a spouse that's in the hospital and the cleaning staff is leaving shitty streaks on the floor and not turning over the linens, you don't advocate for your spouse. You throw the biggest shit fit the staff, the cleaning staff, and the admins have ever seen.
So no Vicky never had someone come in and advocate for her because they don't have the authority to question medical personnel over patient care.
Attractive Sexhaver
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Just want to push back on these posts a little bit, because historically custom wigs have been pretty masculine. The Siege of Bastogne in world war 2 saw US Marine forces stranded and encircled, with their doordash deliveries completely cut off, and their sex toys seized by German forces early into the conflict. Civilians had it far worse, with many families forced to lick the spicy mayo remains off their bed sheets.
There's a pretty famous account of General Patton triumphantly putting a pink wig atop the head of a US paratrooper, and while modern scholars have debunked it as a mere photo op, it was a faithful representation of the "hair piece de corps" that was prevalent through the allied forces during that time.
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Gonna disagree with this a bit. It's a customer service world these days.
They're not going to page the doctor and have him talk to a
From there that non-related, non-PoA person can social engineer a lot of things if they don't spill their spaghetti or start Karen-screeching or get caught smoking meth with the patient in the bathroom. An "advocate" who's there a lot, seems reasonable, seems to calm the patient down with their presence, is the patient's eventual ride home: they can get more info than they legally should, and pull nurses aside to give info about the patient. It's soft skills. Start threatening or filming and Security's still coming.
Hearing "I'm his advocate" verbatim from a hospital visitor usually does mean you're about to step into some degree of crazy, though, in a way that hearing "I'm his neighbor" doesn't. Maybe a quarter of the power of a SovCit in word tricks and general annoyance.
Unless it's a literal patient advocate from the local supported living agency; those guys are pretty helpful. They're more focused on a safe discharge plan for their client.
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If you come in with a seemingly respiratory problem you're going to get put on a RESPIRATORY WARD
I know a guy who came in complaining of respiratory distress and was admitted to a resp ward and stayed there even after he was determined to have a heart condition. Because the nurses that know a patient are best to continue care with them and consultants can visit a ward a lot easier. It'd be the ultimate irony if Vicki ends up with tuberculosis because she got put on a respiratory ward because faking organ failure or angina wasn't dramatic enough for her. There's an ageing population coming out of a lockdown and heavy duty masking and COVID hit every munchie on earth like getting shot up with pharma grade heroin while getting the best head of their life. Sorry Vicster, respiratory problems are SO early 2000s
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Is Vicky in love?
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Some possibly meaningless retweets:
The last can't be Vicky cos she was dying in hospital, unless she wasn't and accidentally told on herself.
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Some possibly meaningless retweets:
The last can't be Vicky cos she was dying in hospital, unless she wasn't and accidentally told on herself.
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Of course she needs just not a wig, but a custom-made one. And you know nothing else but the best will be good enough for Vicky! I'm sure she'll get a wig that looks like Harry Styles hair from his One Direction days. And it won't cost less than $2000.
And I'm sure regret is starting to creep in for her - she's closing in on her 30s and nothing to show for it. If she hadn't gone down the insane Pooner munchie road, she probably would've gotten a useless degree and gotten married to another trust fund baby. No one wants her now though...
... unless she's found another insane munchie pooner to play pretend with. Although, munchies rarely get along with other munchies.
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She's been at this for the last few weeks.
Either she's trying to rope in someone specific by laying it on thick on twitter, or shes just upping the larp on her uwu soft boy act more generally. Pretending to be adjacent to love and attraction as a balm for looking increasingly... like that.
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Vicky is hot for someone IRL who listened to her yammer about herself for an hour while offering occasional platitudes. After they managed to get away she realized she was madly in love.
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I wouldn't believe Vicky if she said the sun was going to rise tomorrow, she is such a unreliable narrator and she lies about everything.
I don't know if she believes in her own lies or just uses them to get that sweet sweet attentions she craves but in the end it's the same. This bitch is a liar and nothing she says should be taken seriously.
I don't know if she believes in her own lies or just uses them to get that sweet sweet attentions she craves but in the end it's the same. This bitch is a liar and nothing she says should be taken seriously.
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I did find some proof that Vicky is in the hospital… on 7/14 her “advocate” posted a sign that is supposedly on Vicky’s door, which includes a room number. This was in response to Vicky’s tweet about the candle-having roommate.
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TH1734 I'd wager correlates to Tisch Hospital (part of the NYU Langone system) med/surg floor (department 17 per a pdf I tracked down that I won't post because munchies will use it to cheat.)
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Haha that note does figure with the "hospital staff hate Vicky and want to be rid of her" vibe I've been getting from her other posts.
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I think she wrote both phrases herself to create drama. The letters are the same and written from the same angle with the same pressure.
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I think we can safely assume that about anyone in prolonged contact with Vickie, especially if they're the help.
The writing makes practical sense, though. It looks like someone just put up whatever sign they use already for neutropenic/immunosuppressed/reverse isolation. This works as far as telling staff to wear a mask, but then you have staff who aren't assigned to that patient asking things like "what's the isolation for" or "hey 34 isn't iso on my chart, is the sign old," "do we need to update status in the EHR" over and over again.
Handwriting "patient preference" helps ensure lesser beings comply with Vickie's will. How is that a bad thing?
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It also both gives a nod to the staff about what kind of cunt is behind the door, and that it's not actually a genuine risk if there's a slip up.
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Because lots of people who work at hospitals don't give a shit for patient preferences is the patient is a known malingerer, but will grudgingly comply with medically necessary steps because there could be an actual medical issue if they don't. Putting the mask requirement without "Patient Preference" underlined three times (a giveaway that the person is a hysteric) suggests that there's a valid reason to mask up beyond "you'll piss this bitch off if you don't" and will definitely get better compliance among the subset of people least likely to mask up anyways.