Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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I'm an Apple fag myself
Just like Vegans.

Sorry, I had to.

Can't really talk myself, though - lately I use an iPad/apple pencil for art stuff, and it is way better than any non-apple setup I've had. Hate to admit it, but true.

(That said, stfu Vicky and get some poor people headphones)
 
(That said, stfu Vicky and get some poor people headphones)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Vicky ONLY deserves the absolutely most expensive and exclusive headphones! Anything else is literal GENOCIDE and trying to MURDER her!!! Who are you to deprive disabled folx from what they deserve, bigot???
 
Our tough heroine realizes she nearly just died, folks!

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I hope our fearless little pooners recovers from her PTSD. She went through tougher, deadlier and more traumatic times than any survivor of the battles of Verdun, Stalingrad or Okinawa could even begin to imagine.

I bet this is what she looks like now, albeit in a fat, bedazzled-mask wearing and pooner-chair-riding kinda way.


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Our tough heroine realizes she nearly just died, folks!
I’m so glad to see she’s hanging on to the MG larp with that ”can use my facial muscles” bit. Was a little worried that she was gonna memory hole it and just move on.

She’s so great. She’s been posting absolutely unremarkable vitals like 95 % oxygenation plus radiology where the only believable part is diminished lung volume because FAT, AND tweeting through the whole saga, yet she’s straight up claiming she almost died. I mean, she’s probably going to die prematurely from all the shit she’s on for her fake illnesses and poonerism, but this wasn’t it.
 
I heard Myasthenia Gravis mentioned specifically in an ad for some new medication (yeah, they do that to us Americans). While I recognize that the Baader-Meinhof phenomena is a thing, I can't help but think it's just more evidence that this might be the new thing all the munchies have.

It's fascinating to me how they all seem to grab onto a weird, rare illness at the same time.
 
Hahaha “it is just hitting me that I almost died”, bitch you spent the whole time telling twitter “this is it, I’m almost dead, I can’t move my breathing muscles, the grim reaper is at my shoulder, for real this time”! Even before the hospital, when the “homeless” arc started it was all “I will not survive this, that’s not pessimism that’s a FACT and I know it!” It is not “just hitting you” now, you’ve clearly been planning this for months, we all saw you do it and we all knew there was no chance you’d actually die.

I’m sure this month she’s gonna almost die from scented candle smoke, and then next month something else. I have a feeling this bitch is clocking 10-20 near death experiences a year since she was a teenager, and yet every one she has to pretend to really contemplate her mortality. Contemplate cleaning your room and doing your homework Vicky
 
Don't think she ever said she was out of the hospital, just had a very odd statement about her roommate lighting candles, which we all assumed meant she was out of the hospital.

Is there literally any hospital of any type where candles would be allowed? This story is getting very odd and farfetched.

What are the odds that Vicki is just chilling at her parents' house and too embarrassed to say it? She seems to have entirely forgotten the part where she has no fixed address and nowhere to go once she "leaves the hospital." We've seen none of the hospital pics munchies love. Wtf is happening here?
 
What about the person from X, Hardtokillirishwolf (@angmarsbane10,) that allegedly went to visit her and advocate on her behalf?
Did Vicky ever address/thank them?

It keeps nagging at me because it’s the only tidbit that lent any credibility to this hospital visit, but that whole event was odd in itself.
It occurs to me that a good plan, for someone who wants to be helpless and yet getting attention, would be to establish an "advocate" sock puppet account now.
No way she is in an actual hospital where some chick is lighting up her Yankee stash. No way.
Agree. Even having unlit candles sitting out is going to raise the hackles of any staff in there: what are you planning. If this were real Vickie could stop this immediately by hitting the call light.

Another baffling oversight: poonery. In this story, either the hospital has roomed her with a woman without Vickie screaming about transphobia, the hospital has roomed her with a man (a man who likes scented candles) and put themselves at risk of Vickie doing an "I feel unsafe" play, or the hospital has found another pooner to cohort.

Hey, what if the "respiratory illness" Vickie is worried about is something noninfectious like COPD? Educate yourself, bigot. Although it still makes these alleged scented candles questionable.



Like a lot of people, I had thought the hospital posts, or at least the first ones, were something really happening to Vickie as viewed through her egocentric lens. It was all straightforward: "I'm super sick with these normal vitals" munchie talk but nothing outrageous. She wasn't claiming they leapt at her with IVIG and everyone clapped. "Falling" to teach staff a lesson and being moved closer to the station (and not understanding the real reason) seems hard to make up--if it's complete fabrication, that's when she'd post "being intubated post more later."

Then nothing, and now she's bitching about a roommate with candles. Again, I had filled in the gaps with something that made logical sense: not posting about the discharge process due to ego injury or being busy, now in some housing where her oxygen can be delivered, other humans dare to exist.

I really don't know what to think now. Vickie normally posts with folk ballad structure: "leap and linger." Multiposts on something mundane, then sudden action shift with no explanation, but it fits the thread of things.

Tentative Theory: hospital was real, narrator unreliable, Vickie manipulated a longer stay as usual but did discharge. She's now in some kind of temporary housing, maybe to wean oxygen, and she hates it so she's just not posting that she discharged; anything "the hospital" does now is really some medical shelter doing it.
 
Just what someone who is homeless needs: a custom wig, because muh trauma.
Someone is regretting causing male-pattern balding in her 20s.

Wouldn't the extra weight of a wig, and the exertion of holding it, flare up her totally real MG?

I wish she'd live streamed her schooling the stupid doctors about COVID safety. Fucks sake, get out of the breeding ground of infectious illness known as a hospital (if she's really there) and out of the extremely densely populated city of New York.

As she knows so much better than them I really do wonder why she bothers to see doctors
 
Do you think that she hasn't considered that you need your facial muscles to talk? Or do you think she has been really running with it, and making her ascending/descending retard noises to communicate?

Another baffling oversight: poonery. In this story, either the hospital has roomed her with a woman without Vickie screaming about transphobia, the hospital has roomed her with a man (a man who likes scented candles) and put themselves at risk of Vickie doing an "I feel unsafe" play, or the hospital has found another pooner to cohort.

In my experience, most pooners go very quiet about their sacred male gender whenever it comes the time to actually have to share spaces with men for more than a few minutes. Most pooners are far more scared and uncomfortable around men than the average woman is. Pooner needs to go to a male homeless shelter, or share male-only accommodation? Whoops, suddenly this Real Man has turned into a "non-binary transmasc" and wants to be put in with the "women and other marginalized genders."

Can you believe the hospital doesn't think Vicki is so immunocompromised as to deserve a private room?! How dare they? She barely survived!

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If we assume she's not lying, this is actually very funny, because it implies the hospital is putting coughing people in the room with her in the hope that Vicky will check herself out and they will finally be rid of her.
 
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