Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[cigint]

So Thor daddy should I do bits or tier 3 subs, which is better?

All right Thor daddy I'm ready to drop 40 subscriptions from an alt account.

I was just donating for other people, it wasn't like coordinated or anything!

The dog is really starting to resemble the owner. The response to every situation is to just cook up an ad hoc emergency lie.

 

[Looney Troons]

My lolcow of the year nominee. Easily. This dude just can’t keep it together

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

My lolcow of the year nominee. Easily. This dude just can’t keep it together

This year has been too much for me. So much KAWNTENT has been happening and we're only near the halfway mark! We got Nick dramaverse, bossmanjack endless cycle through jail, Anisa and her husband causing normie drama, h3h3 suing and fighting back against a-logs and Palestinian grifters, and so many more I can't think of on top of my head.

I hope there's a lot of options and awards to choose from in the Julay awards this year.

 

[Sauro]

So what happens now that we won? Is Malding Faggot gonna do as he is named and mald while being a massive faggot online?

 

[Stephen Rothman]

Looks like @Pvt. Parts had clipped (a) the TTS message by Khronos's alt (SerendipitiousBean), where Khronos calls himself an "IRL friend of Khronos."
Insane behavior (Dissociative identity disorder)

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Can't wait for the archive I had to not be credited by Queertheo.

Practice safe niggermarking next time.

 

[MercuryMan]

Looks like @Pvt. Parts had clipped (a) the TTS message by Khronos's alt (SerendipitiousBean), where Khronos calls himself an "IRL friend of Khronos."
Insane behavior (Dissociative identity disorder)

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This reminds me of the fake Metacritic reviews Mald created to fellate himself.

 

[Pvt. Parts]

Looks like @Pvt. Parts had clipped (a) the TTS message by Khronos's alt (SerendipitiousBean), where Khronos calls himself an "IRL friend of Khronos."
Insane behavior (Dissociative identity disorder)

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I was just about to post this my b for the late contribution thanks for posting it. Quintheo has been on top of this idk where he found this shit.

 

[IMF Offical Account]

i think mald is going to blame the entire hype train thing on khronos. ive always thought he would eventually throw him under the bus, and its not like jason has the ability to take blame for anything.

 

[The sticky sock]

KhronosVII

Said this before - In January, during the WOW drama, people contacted me and others about donating during the hype train record in 2024. This year I did less from main and I did some on an alt.

Removal of the VOD was, IIRC, to prevent people harassing donators as before.

These are words strung together to try and form a sentence but what does it actually mean? Does everyone around Jason just lie as a reflex?

This is the guy Jason tried to pass off as a full on lawyer when it turned out he's a jurist now turned moderator.

 

[Gorkzillah]

pretty much

 

[SpellforceFan]

Practice safe niggermarking next time.
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Those who don't niggermark deserve to have their content stolen, regurgitated and monetized by sloptubers. Niggermarking preserves the most important thing - raw content - while simultaneously making it impossible for faggots to feature it on their reddit-edgy clip channels.

 

[Stephen Rothman]

Those who don't niggermark deserve to have their content stolen, regurgitated and monetized by sloptubers. Niggermarking preserves the most important thing - raw content - while simultaneously making it impossible for faggots to feature it on their reddit-edgy clip channels.

I'm going to be real with you - I agree, but I deliberately left out any watermark from the short clip, because I think getting infinitely farmed by dramatubers is a hilarious fate. He's like an Internet Prometheus.

 

[canalCrab]

Kill yourself, dan.

Tbf, pretending to be a retard, almost lolcow, would be a good cover for a KF user over there.

These people must be out of their minds if they think having the opportunity to hit someone in the face for being mean to them, is a recipe for anything other than getting shot to pieces. Maybe they're from yoolaroop.

Doxxing is very much legal, assuming the data isn't obtained illegally. Acting on the doxx, now that's another matter. Those retards equate doxxing and acting on doxxed info as the same.

Those who don't niggermark deserve to have their content stolen, regurgitated and monetized by sloptubers. Niggermarking preserves the most important thing - raw content - while simultaneously making it impossible for faggots to feature it on their reddit-edgy clip channels.

Yes, niggermarking keeps it out of sloptubers hands. But as @Stephen Rothman said, it's hilarious for sloptubers to keep milking mald

 

[${Sandy}]

I watched the coding jesus videos on pirate software and they were pretty respectful criticisms of his code so I find it really fucking irksome when pirate software just responds by insulting him and lying out his ass.

Like the more this guy opens his mouth the more I just want to fucking punch him.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I watched the coding jesus videos on pirate software and they were pretty respectful criticisms of his code so I find it really fucking irksome when pirate software just responds by insulting him and lying out his ass.

Like the more this guy opens his mouth the more I just want to fucking punch him.

He responded with a polite offer by Ross to clear up any confusion about SKG by insulting him. Respectful criticism to this guy is a direct attack on his character, because he can't possibly fathom a world in which he was wrong about anything
I do agree on watching to punch him, he's one of the most smug and unlikable faggots on youtube, and he's just an unnecessary dick about literally everything, throwing tantrums like the spoiled nepo baby he is

 

[SpellforceFan]

I'm going to be real with you - I agree, but I deliberately left out any watermark from the short clip, because I think getting infinitely farmed by dramatubers is a hilarious fate. He's like an Internet Prometheus.

Fair point, but consider this - using "nigger" in any context is funny. I consider that anon's novella where a 1/5th of it were variants of "nigger" a greater cultural achievement than most research about linguistics. Even AI can type out a passable story when given the entirety of English vocabulary to work with, but it takes a real virtuoso to do so with just a nigger. Read this one passage from it and tell me it's not beautiful: At night the niggers come out, brave in the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the niggers, lending shadow to the misdeeds of the niggers.

 

[Kanye "Jesus Christ" West]

Looks like @Pvt. Parts had clipped (a) the TTS message by Khronos's alt (SerendipitiousBean), where Khronos calls himself an "IRL friend of Khronos."
Insane behavior (Dissociative identity disorder)

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also nice to note that the "SerendipitousBean" account was created on the day it donated $500 worth of bits. (fittingly on april fools day)

 

[The Stranger]

Fair point, but consider this - using "nigger" in any context is funny. I consider that anon's novella where a 1/5th of it were variants of "nigger" a greater cultural achievement than most research about linguistics. Even AI can type out a passable story when given the entirety of English vocabulary to work with, but it takes a real virtuoso to do so with just a nigger. Read this one passage from it and tell me it's not beautiful: At night the niggers come out, brave in the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the niggers, lending shadow to the misdeeds of the niggers.

Those whole excerpts were brilliant. I really wished that anon would finish that book and self publish it

 

[HackerX]

Maldy should just fire all his janny trannys and get some PR people

That wouldn't work either. He's not only compelled to get the last word in edgewise, but he absolutely has to do it in a manner that makes him seem like he's 9,000 IQ big brained and the other person is a retard. He needs either a therapist or consistent ass beatings, and the latter is a lot more likely to work.

My lolcow of the year nominee. Easily. This dude just can’t keep it together

He's definitely in a category of his own. I'm not sure if there's been someone that fell from such a high height and get hammered on everything that inorgaically propped him up. There's no saving grace. There's no topic or subject he can lean on to stabilize, other than his retarded fans that are clinging on for fear life, because everything he used to build himself up was shallow and artificial.

So much so that it's like playing Uno Reverse and that's it. Seriously, you could upset him by saying his own words with a chuckle at the end and that would ruin his day. "You worked at Blizzard, lol". "You're a game dev, haha". "You're a hacker, ROFL ok". That kinda shit is hell for someone like him.