🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.6%
  • lol no

    Votes: 318 92.4%

  • Total voters
    344
I have never seen that hat before, I think Ralph couldn't restrain himself from purchasing a hat at the Merida airport
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I'm still amazed how Ralph is like 2 years younger than me and somehow looks 20 years older. The filters can only do so much Ralph, you look like a senior citizen. Maybe if you go back to the US, you can fraud your way into a nice nursing home that will clean up your piss bottles while you die from Covid.
 
The state of Ethan Ralph’s life these days, summed up in 3 pics
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Holy shit, nigga has like ten fucking AI filters on.
I'll never get over the irony that of him being super concerned with his image online, then living the life he does. You'd expect a man who takes as many selfies as he does to look after themselves somewhat. I've never encountered someone who is as vain as they are slovenly.
 
This guy is saluting Ralph with gifs of himself. He looks like the fucking troll face
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Oh god I just found fell down a Sektard hole, one of Ralphs most loyal paypigs is streaming now
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Clicked on this and its two Germans arguing? Also...
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This might. . .actually. . .be the smartest thing Ralph has ever done.

Hear me out: they are a Knock-Off Big Brother/Fish-Tank, Ralph will fit three strong stereotypes for such a show: 1: The freak/horror. 2: The ugly American. 3: The idiot narcissist.

Mexican contestants will talk about how disgusting Ralph is in his presence, then tell Ralph in broken English how handsome some female contestant finds him. The Mexican audience will love to hate on him, they will pay for pranks and humiliations, or simply to deliver Ralph alcohol so he can self abase himself on stream. If the people behind the show can manage Ralph, keep him from rage-quitting, keep him drunk and topped up on drugs and pills off stream, pad out his miserably thin ego, they could make a lot of money off this pig.
 
I skipped through that stream, and it seems like none of contestants speak English? There's one guy who seems to be the host who speaks pretty good english and translates to the camera every once in a while, but this whole thing doesn't seem very tenable in the long term.

Are they gonna treat him like one of the guests from Fishtank where he just shows up and fucks with the contestants?

Ralph's the perfect example of how sad it is when fat people lose all the weight without doing it properly or getting in shape. All the loose skin without any muscle definition, they look like a deflated beach ball. John Goodman, Drew Carey, Jonah Hill, all good examples. It's the ghost of a formerly jolly persona. Of course, Ralph was never actually jolly, but you get the idea.
 
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