DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Nobody. I think Phil saw the H3H3 shenanigans and saw a chance to do what he's wanted for a decade to trolls that stole his millions of dollars. He's been saying for years that he COULD sue and would WIN if he was rich. He could also sue Twitch and many others. The lolsuite saga is so in Phil and we need to make it happen.

Phail phails to realize H3 more than likely has an attorney taking the cases on contingency because Ethan went about it the correct way to win.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So many good moments from the Kino Casino saga, goddamn...

Like when density popped up in the news and Phil brought up some old beef he had with him. Phil hold grudges like a teenage girl

And of course his clapback was "I guess it was a buyer's market after all!" which made zero sense, but it was even better when he posted the same tweet expecting it to go "viral" like the ProJared one and the first response was "yeah we heard you the first time but it wasn't funny".

For me it was the TruthSeekers interview cause it had a different vibe than the SideScrollers interview cause they started off as cordial while Steve did not and it was an actual interrogation style interview rather. Granted I still liked the SideScrollers interview cause without it this Kino Arc would have never happened but their was a lot about the TruthSeekers interview that just hit differently

We also got the legendary 220 afterwards. Too bad the former cop or whatever went retarded on some tangent when he had Phil's ass on the circumstancial evidence cope. I remember that immediately afterwards Phil went "n-no t-the Casino d-didn't set me up!" and of course Ashton went all "Steve you are banned from the Casino!" because Phil went to cry to them immediately after. He was so in denial about them snaking him.

the whole thing feels like some sort of fever dream. I remember he tweeted at some random youtuber account telling them to make all of their videos premiers so they could collect superchats. something about giving unsolicited advice on extracting money from fans while at the height of an alleged resurgence just really made me laugh for some reason.

I only vaguely remember this because I think this is where we got the "I won't listen to criticism if it's said in a mean way" tweet. That brief period where Phil opened his replies but still was getting his ass handed to him was great since he was expecting everybody to just agree. And of course, the "uuuhh i ackshully never read replies" tweet followed by endless segments on stream about it.

This one's a bit of a brick joke but when Phail would first spend his nights watching the Lard and Tard Show, they would semi-often do Nerds on the Go segments which are these boring videos of this cringe married couple, PPP has said many times that they do those segments specifically to fuck with the audience as they're a slog to get through. What reoccuring Kino Casino segment did Phil name as his favorite when he was in their chat one time? Nerds on the Go. Then if you remember, after the snakening one of the times he ranted against them he specifically named Nerds on the Go as one of the segments that he hated.

He pulled some similar shit with Sidescrollers, first telling them he loved the show and had watched every episode, but as soon as they "betrayed" him suddenly he never saw their content and didn't know what it was, Gee Phil, I wonder why anybody would think you're a petty little bitch.

DSP getting sauced then cringe posting in Kino Casino's Kick Chat and giving them money.

Phil turning into Derich was revealing, and the definitive proof that if Phil hadn't been successful, he'd be just another dent.
Also, reminder that those ten subs is all Phil ever gave back to Kino Casino. After the thousands of subs Phil got because of them, they asked Phil to give 100 back and he only gave 10, arguing he was "tapped out".

Too many parts of the KC arc I love to pick a favourite but a criminally underrated part is the Tolomeo interview.

I also love how deluded he was with his guests. First there was the planned co-stream with Mutahar that got cancelled. Then his salty runback against Stuttering Craig before running to the biggest semen slurp "interview" with Keemstar. Then when he started to invite Max. Dood and Justin Wong only to get ignored and even went on to cry about how "I guess they're too important for me". It was funny how the interviews kept scaling down, from trying to get big names and getting ignored, to trying to get other lolcows like Boogie, Wings and RTU and still getting either ignored or not doing it, and finally running to random small streamers he kinda knew from years ago, and then getting dunked by them.

What I remember the most about the Tolomeo stream is that Phil legit said "let's talk about your history WITH ME". Yes, he invited someone to an interview, and the topic was himself, and of course the guy didn't buy his victim narrative.

One of my personal highlights of the kino arc was the 2nd stuttering craig interview. Total goldmine

Also Craig not putting up with his bullshit from the beginning was great. I remember how Phil was doing the usual glazing segment and in the middle of talking about how Craig is an internet legend who stuck with his ways and Craig cut him off with a "so what changed, Phil?" immediately referencing how fake Phil is after the year he spent talking shit about him. Also the "it doesn't matter if I lied, it's still an answer" and of course Craig telling Phil to go fuck himself, followed by Phil forcing Craig to invite him back on his show so he could give his genius comeback... only to cut himself mid-sentence ("I'm not interested, go f-") because he's that much of a pussy afraid of a response.

 

[KarlJobber]

but I’d argue Phil is the biggest capitalist mark on the entire internet. The main reason I say this is because he is fucking constantly hyping heavily marketed bullshit on a daily basis, including fast food “limited time” specials, or licensing crossovers. If a video game released Ghostbusters skins for $100, the money would practically vanish from his bank account immediately. If he has gripes with the system it’s the result of his own mismanagement of money, not the system itself.

This is also why you hear him bitch so much about “filthy rich” people, but also thinks burning $100 means practically nothing.

What you are describing is the concept of consumerism. Consooooooooom.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Is it possible for Kat to ever not satisfy requirement 1? He's obviously been embarrassed of how FAT and inept she is. She's not giving Phil much if any value above incel with how she is now, and detractors have known for years Phil has said himself that they sleep separately and the weird calling her Mom shit.

The problem now is if he boots Kat out, she may be able to get half the dentbux.

He needs her to show he's not a virgin loser. She's just a status symbol, a very shitty status symbol but in his mind even a fat wife is better than no woman at all.
He needs to be better than his dents, if Khet died tomorrow he would get another fangirl in his house ASAP because he's terribly afraid of being compared to his incel dents.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

he would get another fangirl in his house ASAP

huge X to doubt.
i think he milked that well beyond dry.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

So, who do you think gave Phil the legal eagle idea? Keem? His parents? Kat inbetween her hourly snack pizza consumption?

I think if anyone feeds him these ideas it's just the few dent whales that we know Phil has consistent contact with outside the streams. A lot of them seem to consume tons of Youtuber/Streamer content, so it makes sense they'd be in the loop with something fairly fresh like the H3 lawsuits.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The ultimate battle.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Phail phails to realize H3 more than likely has an attorney taking the cases on contingency because Ethan went about it the correct way to win.

I'm pretty sure Ethan paid his lawyer up front. He has a good case but the issue is that the people he's suing don't have that much in assets so when he wins it's going to be difficult to collect. Ethan is a multi-millionaire, he's got the Jew money to blow on a lawsuit where it's more about the principle then any actual financial gain.

For Phil, same deal if he tried suing his 'tractors. I know it's been thrown around that Doody is making $5K a month, which I don't buy, but I don't think any of them make that much money. There's no way Phil could ever find a lawyer to take the case on contingency since there's basically no way the lawyer could ever collect fees with most of them.

As for suing Twitch, Phil definitely doesn't have a case that a lawyer would take on since Twitch's TOS probably say they can terminate the account for whatever reason and the streamer can go fuck themselves, and there's probably a mediation clause in there somewhere that makes suing them pointless regardless.

 

[Looney Troons]

Are there any Mario Kart World compilations showcasing the hilarious detector names and Phil trying his best not to rage out on them?

 

[GodModule]

The ultimate battle.
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The two most punchable faces on the internet

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

The ultimate battle.
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If Phil knew who Jason was personally, admired him, or saw him as a "better" he would apologize first. "Keem, you are someone whoOOOoo", "Damn I'm impressed".

If Phil saw him as someone beneath him they'd both be there forever unless he could convince Jason to do DX crotch chops.

 

[Pepsi Wrangler]

The ultimate battle.
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Both have experienced nepotism. Thor relies on his connection to his father way more than Phil does. Thor is in denial about his nepotism and is also a furfag, is using a voicechanger, and has a grift of being a "gamedev" despite his code being simple if, and, and else checks. I hate to give Phil credit because he is way more of a pathetic human being than Thor, but he atleast knows his place on the internet.

All that being said, I think Phil has convinced himself so much that he is a beacon of purity in the modern era of YouTube content, that Thor would ultimately confess his wrongness before Phil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This cannot be real.

 

[Pepsi Wrangler]

This cannot be real.
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Clearly DSP has autism or some sort of attention disorder/being drunk. Most likely it's him being drunk and on his day off gaining liquor courage to fight against the trolls dood.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This cannot be real.
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this is just one, of many, of my DSP pet peeves, but "X" really? only fuckin' downies call twitter "X". stop sucking on Musk's balls and call it by it original name. everyone else does.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This cannot be real.
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I didn't see you ask yourself a question Phail.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This cannot be real.
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Lol he's blinking like a fucking lizard

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Both have experienced nepotism. Thor relies on his connection to his father way more than Phil does. Thor is in denial about his nepotism and is also a furfag, is using a voicechanger, and has a grift of being a "gamedev" despite his code being simple if, and, and else checks. I hate to give Phil credit because he is way more of a pathetic human being than Thor, but he atleast knows his place on the internet.

All that being said, I think Phil has convinced himself so much that he is a beacon of purity in the modern era of YouTube content, that Thor would ultimately confess his wrongness before Phil.

Yes for nepotism but as someone said here, the blizzard situation is exactly like the 4th place at EVO.
They both brag about things that happened in the past and that aren't big deals in the grand scheme of things

They also both lie about stuff nobody cares about and have a profound need to appear as an OG. Hell they even both cheated at puzzle games.

It's almost like they're the same person.

(by the way don't give him the pleasure of calling Maldy "Thor", the dude bullied his dad into being called his second name... isn't that pathetic)

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>illustrious legacy built on lies, exaggeration, and misinfo
>rise to fame exploiting algorithm followed by massive fall from grace
>self-proclaimed firsts in their field (lets plays for phil, game dev streaming for jason)
>live in washington
>terrible personal hygiene, greasy nasty fucks
>houses infested with random animals
>received employment thanks to family
>scamming fans for worthless projects (project 7, heartbound)
>neither know how to code
>truly disgusting "romantic" """partners"""
>retarded fanbase scraping the bottom of humanity's collective barrel
>dogshit at video games
>ban happy
>FAKING CONTRIBUTIONS
i know there's a lot more similarities, you get the point.

Phil's being replaced by a new and improved model. Jason fucks ferrets and has a poop gnome. our magnanimous King has really got to up the ante if he wants to compete with that. The writers need to at least explore some phallic terracotta options to keep the show relevant in the current market.

 

[LieLieFyre]

this is just one, of many, of my DSP pet peeves, but "X" really? only fuckin' downies call twitter "X". stop sucking on Musk's balls and call it by it original name. everyone else does.

I call it X just to piss one of my friends off. He really seems to have it for some reason. To keep things on topic. DSP cannot fight on the internet. His insults hit like air.
"Why am i blinking my eyes like that? It's morse code for fuck off fag."
"I'm blinking my eyes like that cause i can't believe how retarded you are"
"I'm blinking my eyes hoping your stupidity goes away. Nope still here."