Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 447 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,716 38.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,042 45.3%

  • Total voters
    4,509
Why does mald in particular have so many drive bys in his thread asking "wheres the funny"
Mald is not as bombastic as some gambling/crack addict knocking holes in his walls as he shrieks about losing it all for the umpteenth time. He's not giving cocaine to toddlers. People want scandal. Mald is tame. He's just a stupid lying faggot who got too famous and couldn't handle it.

But for the Kiwis who have hated this nigger since he first took off on YT shorts and had to sit by and watch people glaze this dude, I can only imagine how gratifying it is for them to finally enjoy the rest of the internet catch up.

Mald's smugness is what makes his losses taste so sweet. Who wouldn't want to see him fail, just on a primal level? I won't be happy till the guy is asking people if they want to upgrade their combo to a large. He's that overvalued.
 
Take this post with a massive grain of salt but still funny nonetheless.

Some lolicon gives a story about supervising nepobaby Jason after an old group photo is posted.
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This looks credible to me. It looks like the tweet she's replying to is her cosplay account, so that's her in the photo, right next to Mald. GOD, please let all of this be true! It could trigger a bunch of former "colleagues" coming out of the woodwork to shit on him.
 
DSP been in the game for several decades now and has survived countless things that would end others careers or lead them to abandon the internet in shame. All while refusing countless times to take accountability or fault for many arcs in his lore. Mald is merely just a student to the master of stubbornness that is DSP. :coom:
 
Thomas Rose isn't a lawyer but a faggot who worked for a government entity which gives impartial legal advice.
It'd be really funny to see a crawl on the people who mod his chats and how notorious of a liar they are. Every single person who claims they're the hottest shit ends up being a loser who read a wikihow article on the subject they claim they're experts on.
 
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no this is why
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someone in quintheo's discord found this hidden (likely real) tweet that shows khronos using an alt to boost the hypetrain.

Mald is so slimy he literally fakes his hypetrains lol
Quite the exceptional Maldknight in the Twitter replies:
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That's a hard 38.
 
The timestamp is around 07:26:20 in the full VOD. I made a short clip of the hype train section with Khronos in question, showing it's legitimate. He even helpfully mouses over everything to show it's not "some cheap photoshop." Thank you @Scorpion From MK!

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The 50k bits at 20sec left is probably at ~06:58:35, but the onscreen messages aren't synced due to the large amounts of smaller donos, so the username isn't shown. Description and read message match.
He's wearing a banana costume in the year 2025 what a dork!
 
FEATURE: Maldavius Figtree, enemy of game owners Europe-wide, has found himself in new controversy after evidence of him artificially inflating his sub count was found.
One thing to consider is that botting your sub numbers is technically against TOS on most platforms, and Commentary spotlights like DeOrio regularly talk about having bot farms pointed at them, then reported by the same attackers in an attempt to get their channels demonitized or deplatformed. I don't know how effective an attack vector that is, but I want to point out it exists.

It makes far more simple sense that Jason, already wealthy nepo baby, would boost his numbers to try and look more successful than he is to drive traffic and donations. But he's also so hated that I'd also believe that he would have an a-log try to boost his numbers to preposterous levels to sink him, despite platform friends probably running interference in the report systems. It could be a coin flip either way, tbh.

The one thing we can agree on is everything about this furry faggot is astroturfed. I didn't think I'd see someone more hateable than Billy Mitchell rise up this year but it's impressive. He's "that kid" who lies about everything and is so punchable in that regard.
 
It makes far more simple sense that Jason, already wealthy nepo baby, would boost his numbers to try and look more successful than he is to drive traffic and donations
As is the case with any other rich kid(s) trying to be famous in some capacity. Parents have a network or their own success and then throw as much money behind their kid(s) as possible.
 
But he's also so hated that I'd also believe that he would have an a-log try to boost his numbers to preposterous levels to sink him
The featured clip literally shows his DMs with his top janny about boosting the subathons with a sock account. It isn't a matter of "yea I could see him doing that but also..." it's clear ebidance of them manipulating the system.
 
Why does mald in particular have so many drive bys in his thread asking "wheres the funny"

Mald is not as bombastic as some gambling/crack addict knocking holes in his walls as he shrieks about losing it all for the umpteenth time. He's not giving cocaine to toddlers. People want scandal. Mald is tame. He's just a stupid lying faggot who got too famous and couldn't handle it.
In a way, he’s a quaint, classic cow the way OPL used to be.
 
More context for people coming here from the feature. On twitch a subscriber isn't like a youtube subscriber, a "follower" is the equivalent to a youtube subscriber, while a "subscriber" is a paid subscription to support the streamer. Twitch also has a feature called "hype trains" where if a bunch of people give money through subscriptions or bits (one time donations) a hype train is started and people have to keep giving money to keep the hype train alive and to get it to "level up". Basically a gameified way of giving money, you ever play on an MMO server where one guy starts giving items away as a flex then a bunch of other people join in as a flex its the same idea. Jason has (correction: had) the record for highest level hype train on twitch (he actually broke the record twice so I'm not sure which time this was), and what this clip shows is that he got a friend to buy subscriptions whenever the train was about to die out to artificially keep it alive and keep his fans spending even more money.
 
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The timestamp is around 07:26:20 in the full VOD. I made a short clip of the hype train section with Khronos in question, showing it's legitimate. He even helpfully mouses over everything to show it's not "some cheap photoshop." Thank you @Scorpion From MK!

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The 50k bits at 20sec left is probably at ~06:58:35, but the onscreen messages aren't synced due to the large amounts of smaller donos, so the username isn't shown. Description and read message match.
I don't know if it's too late to edit your post but it might be worthwhile to include a screencap of the DMs and a quick rundown of the context for the feature tourists
 
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include a screencap of the DMs and a quick rundown of the context for the feature tourists
Jason wants to do a record breaking "hype train", which is a corpo greed and digital beggar tag team event that rewards the chat retards with emotes for spending money all at the same time. Jason was basically cheating to get the high score.

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T3's refers to tier 3 subscriptions ($25ea), and bits are the equivalent of cam whore tokens.
 
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