Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I think Nick is angry that everyone knows Aaron fucked his wife.

He's proud and smug about fucking Aaron's wife, but as soon as anyone brings up Aaron fucking Kayla he gets weird and defensive about it.

He's a narc so I assume people calling him a cuck deeply upsets him because there's no way to explain away other guys fucking your wife as somehow a win.

I think a majority of Nick's hostility towards Aaron is that Aaron revealed Nick is a cuck, even more so than the other stuff Aaron proved about Nick being a loser (and the arrest confirmed).

 

[AN/ALR56]

Average Nick enjoyer:

I'm amazed he's got so many middle aged lonely women who think a anorexic cocaine addict failed father and lawyer who never worked a single day in his life is such a big catch.

 

[DemsBNutz]

"Overruled. Hearsay."

I think you meant "Heresy!! the emperor shall cleans you with flame!!!" ( sound of black guard starting up the flame throwers) And Baldo was no more nor his house of goo.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think PPP of all people actually gave a pretty good analogy: Nick is like a child who puts their hands up in front of their face, and all of a sudden believes they're invisible.

Nick says he didn't do drugs because we didn't see him doing the drugs directly on stream. Therefore, he isn't doing drugs, despite the evidence of his streams that he was literally rotting away from drug abuse, the presence of cocaine in his house, his daughter testing positive for the cocaine he possessed, etc....and then Aaron went and admitted that yes, they were all doing cocaine and swinging together, and it was a fucking mess.

Now Nick can't put his hands in front of his face and pretend he's not a cuck as he curls into the fetal position and animorphs into a corn cob. He's still trying, but nobody but the dumbest motherfuckers believes him.

I think it's his magic word fake lawyer shit

"Erm, sure I'm exhibiting the exact same symptoms as cocaine use and have talked about doing illegal drugs in the past and I have white powder on my nose, but I never directly said I use cocaine, so you have no proof!"

It only works with retards and that's all he cares about convincing

 

[Unimaginative Username]

It only works with retards and that's all he cares about convincing

I think it's more that Nick is retard himself and can't even imagine that a non-retard would see through it.

 

[Kheapathic]

I think PPP of all people actually gave a pretty good analogy: Nick is like a child who puts their hands up in front of their face, and all of a sudden believes they're invisible.

Nick says he didn't do drugs because we didn't see him doing the drugs directly on stream. Therefore, he isn't doing drugs, despite the evidence of his streams that he was literally rotting away from drug abuse, the presence of cocaine in his house, his daughter testing positive for the cocaine he possessed, etc....and then Aaron went and admitted that yes, they were all doing cocaine and swinging together, and it was a fucking mess.

Now Nick can't put his hands in front of his face and pretend he's not a cuck as he curls into the fetal position and animorphs into a corn cob. He's still trying, but nobody but the dumbest motherfuckers believes him.

Nick is a less competent cult leader. At various stages of my life when I was younger, I had a "people aren't/can't be that stupid" mentality. Then as I've gotten older, I've had "I should've been a cult leader/scammer, damn people are stupid" moments. So there are times I got it, like damn there are people who are easy to manipulate out there, but at the same time, I've noticed there are plenty of people who aren't gonna fall for these people's shit. Nick's problem is his job and everything about his was Internet and mostly unscripted. He thought he'd be able to make it up as he goes, while he builds his gay commune, attempts to horde all the women for himself, and abuse children. So instead of having his balldo bunker and Minnesota compound that didn't let outsiders in; he filmed himself and various aspects of his life, as well as try to partake of normal society, so there was no room for mystique or uncertainty. But what does Nick try, "You don't know what you saw." We saw you lose weight, turn ghastly, be intoxicated well beyond the point of lucidity, ruin your own life, and a police report about your children not being cared for.

Sure, even @Potentially Criminal says sobriety tests are bullshit and so there's that "you can't prove I did something." But at the same time, watching the decline of someone and their decline matches drug abuse, as well as their behavior being that of an addict. Okay Nick, you fucking got me, I can't prove you did drugs, because I don't have the authority or whatever to take you in and get you tested. But we know what we fucking saw, and it was you losing weight, losing skin color, and losing your mind; so go ahead and spin us a tale of why you and your wife were turning into the undead. There's no fucking mystique or people asking what goes on in the Balldo Bunker; just recordings of a fucking addict who's more up his own ass than his gay lovers could ever be.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For anyone feeling masochistic, Wil Herren claims he's hammered in a hot tub in Mexico and will shortly be joining Schmuel Buckman’s stream to talk all things Nick and Aaron. What could possibly go right?

 

[dustnight]

CONGRATULATIONS NICK!

And if I just until you all drop dead I won't have to gift you anything, if you wanna know the truth about it. Peace! Peace.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

His latest LOCALS show saw <80 people in the chat at peak. LOCALS counts anyone viewing the chat in that number--even if they do not pay--so people with a LOCALS account can watch without interaction.

Let us be generous and say they are ALL paying, and apply a 2.5X multiplier for those who have forgotten they set up subscriptions, and he is at about 200. Their corresponds to monthly support of 900 USD after the LOCALS 10%.

TECHNICALLY, it's now below 5,000, so I'm relieved of my obligation to provide the reward.

 

[August Levasseur]

Nick is live, coping and sneeding about SEEEEAAAAAAANNNNN. Apparently, at least, I'm not tuning in to this horseshit.

Nick is continuing his amazingly intelligent viewer retention strategy of streaming at fucking midnight so noone is awake to clip his retarded takes/drug fueled episodes. I'm sure all the Japanese legal sex toy alcohol retarded-loser-watching enthusiasts will really appreciate this timeslot.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick is live, coping and sneeding about SEEEEAAAAAAANNNNN. Apparently, at least, I'm not tuning in to this horseshit.

Nick is continuing his amazingly intelligent viewer retention strategy of streaming at fucking midnight so noone is awake to clip his retarded takes/drug fueled episodes. I'm sure all the Japanese legal sex toy alcohol retarded-loser-watching enthusiasts will really appreciate this timeslot.

700 viewers. Nick should just stop streaming entirely.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick is live, coping and sneeding about SEEEEAAAAAAANNNNN. Apparently, at least, I'm not tuning in to this horseshit.

Nick is continuing his amazingly intelligent viewer retention strategy of streaming at fucking midnight so noone is awake to clip his retarded takes/drug fueled episodes. I'm sure all the Japanese legal sex toy alcohol retarded-loser-watching enthusiasts will really appreciate this timeslot.

Keep seething faggot, try not to lose anymore hair over it. It’s not exactly like your cooking can get much worse as it is. Imagine the smell of that sweaty little lair.

 

[August Levasseur]

700 viewers. Nick should just stop streaming entirely.

He'd get double the views if he streamed during the day. But it's not about the views and it's not about the money, Spiderman, it's about not feeling like he's ranting into the void when he screeches about all of his enemies and how they've wronged him. He wants to feel like there's someone he's fooling when he spouts off utter bullshit, otherwise, what's the point?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick said it was okay for Melton to talk/joke about Aaron's kids because Aaron has talked about them publicly, thus making his children fair game for ridicule and torment.

Someone remind me: Was that Nick’s take on his own kids being discussed?

 

[elb]

Nick said it was okay for Melton to talk/joke about Aaron's kids because Aaron has talked about them publicly, thus making his children fair game for ridicule and torment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy fuck he got trolled and is falling for it, got baited into sperging lmao.

 

[dustnight]

Nick is live, coping and sneeding about SEEEEAAAAAAANNNNN. Apparently, at least, I'm not tuning in to this horseshit.

Nick is continuing his amazingly intelligent viewer retention strategy of streaming at fucking midnight so noone is awake to clip his retarded takes/drug fueled episodes. I'm sure all the Japanese legal sex toy alcohol retarded-loser-watching enthusiasts will really appreciate this timeslot.

WHOOOOOAAAAA BUUUDDDDDDYYYYYY

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is sperging about why opposing the date change for the hearing was ACKSHULLY a great idea. He says he ordered White to do so…right after claiming lawyers don’t just let clients run shit.

Why is he so fucking sweaty? Can they not afford air conditioning anymore? Also this loser rolls up his right sleeve more than the left so he can show off his shitty tattoo lol.

 

[cwkcwdwdcw]

I still dont know what sean was wrong about. Nick is making so sense. Can someone please tell me what Nick thinks sean is wrong about?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I gotta get to bed but holy fuck the balding ugly ass head and the SEAN! talking