Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

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CONGRATULATIONS NICK! ​

IT HAS BEEN OVER ONE THOUSAND DAYS SINCE THE 5K DAYS LOCALS GIFT PROMISE! ​

Today marks a special day for Kiwifarms, as it is 1,000 glorious days since Nick Rekieta first promised his Locals community some sweet, sweet (yet undefined) supporter gifts for achieving a subscriber count of over five thousand paying customers, and true to form, he's delivered absolutely! nothing!
Not a coaster, not a sticker, not even a exclusive video. Even 2 years, 8 months, and 25 days after the announcement, he somehow still couldn’t be bothered to boot up the plywood laser cutter. What happened, buddy? Is fulfilling basic promises to your paying audience just too high-effort these days?

Lets look at Nick's many, many, many excuses for the failure to deliver on promises for any of his supporters - who pay him every single month to fund his whippets and lolsuit budget.

Did the Bob and Celeste Rekieta and Family Trust not stretch far enough to buy a bulk Etsy order, Nick?

At this point, the only thing more engraved than his many excuses is the eternal silence of that gift production queue.
Meanwhile, Nick Rekieta's remaining fans are out here aging like spoilt milk, watching less cuckolded personalities — or more accurately, been forgotten, like his merch promises.
Lets take a look at his myriad of excuses and false apologies on Twitter.

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Despite years of grand promises to show even the barest flicker of gratitude toward the people generous (and gullible) enough to bankroll his endless misadventures, Nick has delivered precisely nothing — no gifts, no thanks, not even the courtesy of pretending to try. So raise a glass, Nick! You’ve earned it. All that hard thinking about maybe, someday, possibly fulfilling a single promise to your paying fans must’ve been exhausting.

Let's stay positive, maybe it'll come before the 2000th day anniversary? Right?
Special Credit: @Third World Aristocrat and @elb​

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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The Farms, much like the house, always wins.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Let's stay positive, maybe it'll come before the 2000th day anniversary? Right?

Does anyone have an estimate of how many active, paying members remain on his Locals?

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1946675649361375727

https://archive.is/0Dphf

What did Aaron reveal that was so private?
That they all swinging and doing drugs? We could tell immediately.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1946674100862132637

https://archive.is/osngt

Still trying to convince people that the anorexic that makes wagyu slop knows about cooking.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1946676031881986347

https://archive.is/Mz4j3

Nick claims to the only person other than him who enjoys cooking with kurt that he's streaming tonight

Average Nick enjoyer:

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What did Aaron reveal that was so private?
That they all swinging and doing drugs? We could tell immediately.

That is Nick's reality.
He is convinced that everything went bad because of Aaron.

It had nothing to do with his shortcomings and excessive drug use.
He has still not taken responsibility and the narrative that Nick is blaming Aaron for his life falling apart is a good reason for Aaron to get an HRO.
He should show when Nick mentioned the possibility that it was Aaron who gave Nick's daughter cocaine, after he previously spent a year contesting that the test was wrong and the state never proved it.

 

[Vibralldo]

That is Nick's reality.
He is convinced that everything went bad because of Aaron.

It had nothing to do with his shortcomings and excessive drug use.
He has still not taken responsibility and the narrative that Nick is blaming Aaron for his life falling apart is a good reason for Aaron to get an HRO.
He should show when Nick mentioned the possibility that it was Aaron who gave Nick's daughter cocaine, after he previously spent a year contesting that the test was wrong and the state never proved it.

I also think he thought he was legitimately hiding it and that it wasn't incredibly obvious

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Does anyone have an estimate of how many active, paying members remain on his Locals?

His latest LOCALS show saw <80 people in the chat at peak. LOCALS counts anyone viewing the chat in that number--even if they do not pay--so people with a LOCALS account can watch without interaction.

Let us be generous and say they are ALL paying, and apply a 2.5X multiplier for those who have forgotten they set up subscriptions, and he is at about 200. Their corresponds to monthly support of 900 USD after the LOCALS 10%.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I also think he was legitimately hiding it and that it wasn't incredibly obvious

He was so good at hiding it, even the police officers trained at observing the effects of drug use in a person was completely fooled and did not cite it in his provable cause affidavit to get the search warrant.

Nick is completely delulu.

 

[LiquidKid]

Aaron has not named a single one of Nick Rekieta's children. In fact, the names of his kids aren't straightforward to find even here, despite what his retard brain thinks. Nobody wants to see his kids. HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO SEE THEM.

You can easily find them in the CPS report that revealed the cocaine. Though I only really remember them because the kids have been cursed with some of the worst names a trendy white woman could ever bestow upon a child. I’ll be shocked if none of them file for a legal name change at some point in their life.

 

[GaryGray]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1946675649361375727 https://archive.is/0Dphf

Says the man who accessed private messages then proceeded to read them off to a group of people in Vegas. The same man who constantly talked about his private life, the way he raised his kids, as well as how he was raised in a Texas ghetto. While inviting his friends, wife, and swinging partners to join him on stream or in a hot tub and share the details of their lives *cough* Kayla's back massage story *cough*. The cognitive dissonance required may be greater than his narcissism. Unless this is actually him being self aware and self deprecating by saying he is said bitch who had a gay tantrum.

 

[RotPockets]

Aaron is just like the weird kid at school. Mostly harmless but hes just embarrassing. Like how youd cringe if your friend pissed at the urinal, pants on the floor, its easy to want to avoid him. Thats how I view him, and I dont think anyone can see his dopey smile and tell me otherwise.

Nick hates him for the reason Kayla misses him, the unearned confidence of retard cock. Unlike Nick Aaron doesn’t seem to have any issues bringing new women in to his life. Have yet to see Steel Toe debase himself like Balldo pretending to be Ape on social media, clinging to delusion like a drowning rat seething in premature ejaculation. Nick why did you fake those messages as April, was it just for Melton to charge mouth-breathing retards to see them offline in Vegas?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

CONGRATULATIONS NICK!

So who will get their promise out first?
Nick Rekieta with his 5k gift?
Or Pirate Software with his heartbound game?

 

[Particle Bored]

"Objection your honor. He forgot to mention that he also ate my goo, which is the only reason 2024 was so great for him."

"Overruled. Hearsay."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So who will get their promise out first?
Nick Rekieta with his 5k gift?
Or Pirate Software with his heartbound game?

You can buy Heartbound on Steam. Yeah it sucks and is incomplete, but Nick hasn't shipped/delivered even one 5k gift.

 

[Captain Manning]

Broken down to a more tangible rule, I would not feel comfortable sharing a lift with Nick, but Aaron would be someone I could just avoid conversation with, and be fine.

That sounds like the testimonials we heard here from @Tiki Bar Man 2 and Mamma K: Nick actually creeped them out more IRL than Ethan Ralph (which is kinda amazing, in a way)

So who will get their promise out first?
Nick Rekieta with his 5k gift?
Or Pirate Software with his heartbound game?

Heartbound is technically out in some sort of unfinished state. A lot of modern games aren't so much finished as they are abandoned.

I therefore unironically submit Vito will get his stupid ass Superkiller comic book out before Nick gets anybody the 5k gift.

 

[Vibralldo]

Says the man who accessed private messages then proceeded to read them off to a group of people in Vegas. The same man who constantly talked about his private life, the way he raised his kids, as well as how he was raised in a Texas ghetto. While inviting his friends, wife, and swinging partners to join him on stream or in a hot tub and share the details of their lives *cough* Kayla's back massage story *cough*. The cognitive dissonance required may be greater than his narcissism. Unless this is actually him being self aware and self deprecating by saying he is said bitch who had a gay tantrum.

Nick posted a photo of a bottle in his as publicly, he's just mad that Aaron confirmed what everyone knew and, more importantly, went against Nick.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

There's a handful of women who post in this thread that also post in the Lolcow Salon (including the infamous man-hate thread).

What's interesting to me about that is that not a single one has tried to rake Aaron over the coals. And I don't think it's because they would be shy about doing so if they felt it was warranted.

As I have said before, I would have a beer with Aaron at Stoney’s and talk about dumb shit and I suspect I would have a good time. Like I said, I have a couple of family members remarkably similar to Aaron - you spend time with them for a few days then you stay away from their dumpster fire life.

Nick is the guy I would pass a note to the bartender about, because I would be concerned about all the women in the club.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1946689729610514624

https://archive.is/btP4K

Either he's implying that Nick is still interested in cheating on Kayla or Aaron's the lady and Nick's the guy

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I would be concerned about all the women in the club.

Well... Not just women with Crackets.

 

[Maraschino]

I also think he thought he was legitimately hiding it and that it wasn't incredibly obvious

Nick posted a photo of a bottle in his as publicly, he's just mad that Aaron confirmed what everyone knew and, more importantly, went against Nick.

I think PPP of all people actually gave a pretty good analogy: Nick is like a child who puts their hands up in front of their face, and all of a sudden believes they're invisible.

Nick says he didn't do drugs because we didn't see him doing the drugs directly on stream. Therefore, he isn't doing drugs, despite the evidence of his streams that he was literally rotting away from drug abuse, the presence of cocaine in his house, his daughter testing positive for the cocaine he possessed, etc....and then Aaron went and admitted that yes, they were all doing cocaine and swinging together, and it was a fucking mess.

Now Nick can't put his hands in front of his face and pretend he's not a cuck as he curls into the fetal position and animorphs into a corn cob. He's still trying, but nobody but the dumbest motherfuckers believes him.