Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 59 16.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.5%

  • Total voters
    356
Nick cannot shut up and will keep talking bullshit. He has already violated the HRO multiple times and the hearing has not even taken place yet.
I can’t figure out if he actually had. Maybe it is a point of contention his lawyer can bring up at the hearing like they did with Aaron’s. Would be funny if the judge ordered Nick to be arrested on the spot. But I have a feeling this is wishful thinking on my part.
 
So what if its Aaron's best year in his life
Aaron's Lawyer: "Mr. Imholte, when you said that 2024 was the best year of your life, what did you mean by that?"

Aaron: "I escaped from a toxic marriage without having to split my assets, I avoided buying a run down shitty house that someone was trying to sell to me and I avoided getting addicted to drugs and instead decided to be more present in the lives of my kids. I would call that a personal success."

:really: "Objection your honor. He forgot to mention that he also ate my goo, which is the only reason 2024 was so great for him."
 
So what if its Aaron's best year in his life, it could very well mean that the rest of Aaron's life has been even more miserable.
Yes, or Aaron is lying about it being the best year of his life, which he's allowed to do and doesn't mean he's always lying (which is what Nick would take from that statement).

Anyway, I guess neither of them will stop doing what they were doing.

The HRO hearing will be entertaining. I wish it was two hours long for maximum entertainment.

I just want, at some point, for the judge to laugh at Nick and/or Melton for making a dumb argument.
Oh, it'll be White. He's more boring. Probably won't get laughed at... shame.
 
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The “Best year of my life” defence isn’t going to cut it, Nick.
Go on then, tell the female DV support judge that someone must be “miserable, all the time” to deserve an HRO. See how that plays.
As @Gobermental Supervisor states:
Aaron: "I escaped from a toxic marriage without having to split my assets, I avoided buying a run down shitty house that someone was trying to sell to me and I avoided getting addicted to drugs and instead decided to be more present in the lives of my kids. I would call that a personal success."
This is a great explanation, and one that I expect Montgomery, with his accolades in orator skill, should be capable of giving.
 
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I know there's the 'letter of the law' argument but most reasonable feminists (I am one, and odds are the judge is too) would not regard this as harassing.
Funny you should say this. I noticed something interesting a while back.

There's a handful of women who post in this thread that also post in the Lolcow Salon (including the infamous man-hate thread).

What's interesting to me about that is that not a single one has tried to rake Aaron over the coals. And I don't think it's because they would be shy about doing so if they felt it was warranted.

This suggests to me that perhaps a lot of women, even those with feminist leanings, would roll their eyes at Aaron's RP charges. Nick is using the letter of the law to get back at his gay lover. Not protect his wife.

The real revenge attempt here is Nick's.

Moreover, I think the outrage from the Melton/Dabbleverse end is astroturfed as fuck. They decry Aaron as a misogynistic pig, and then turn around and call his daughter a "cupholder," bitch out Aaron's ex-wife for seeking to protect her daughter against Melton, and make all sorts of disgusting comments about his girlfriend.
 
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Moreover, I think the outrage from the Melton/Dabbleverse end is astroturfed as fuck. They decry Aaron as a misogynistic pig, and then turn around and call his daughter a cupholder, bitch out Aaron's ex-wife for seeking to protect her daughter against Melton, and make all sorts of disgusting comments about his girlfriend.
And then, as in the tweets shown here today, one of them downplays the effect Melton's harassment of his *daughter* has on her.
They're disgusting creatures.
 
Unfortunately Nick doesn't have Aaron's child as part of his TRO, he's allowed to talk about her unless he goes full retard enough to warrant an amended ex-parte order.

For those despairing, have hope, Nick is famously retarded at legal strategy and then twists his opinion later when he loses.
  • This is the guy who was clearly on camera snorting cocaine and proceeded to claim ridiculous alternative explanations such as "it was limewash" or "its pixelation artifacts".
  • This is the guy who claimed that all the informants were lying and the warrant was invalid, just for the judge to turn around and say they had easily enough of other evidence to justify the warrant.
  • This is the guy who's wife tried to claim in her Omnibus challenge that Aaron SWATed the house before they ever even met.
  • This is the guy who tried to hit Montagraqh with a Anti-SLAPP motion, for a law that explicitly has a Savings clause that clearly prevents retroactive application, in a case that begun before the law was enacted.
I'm not saying Aaron isn't on a upwards hill, but I believe its not an unsurmountable, Sisyphean mountain.

If I recall it aright, Aaron was DENIED protection for his children from Nick. It would be FUNNY and WEIRD if this tweet was raised in evidence that perhaps the scope should be expanded...

It's because Nick has been rejected by someone he considers to be very much below his league. He can't handle it.


It'd be good to have a link for that (I'm guessing it was posted here at some point), but then, I'm not sure it'd reach Aaron at this point so maybe no point right now.

He thought that Kurt was so desperate for any friendship that he would subject himself to any amount of abuse so long as he was called 'friend' by Nick. Nick treated him like a gimp jester and never expected him to have any sense of self worth.

This is how Nick treats those he considers to be his inferiors, and it makes me worry for his wife and children.

He owes the state, but never pays.
He owes Montagraph, but never pays.

Nick Rekieta is immune to court orders.

PayMonty.lol when? I could see Monty getting some mileage out of the 200-300 American that he is still owed by Nick.

If you put a gun to my head and demanded I leave a child in the care of either Nick or Kurt, I'd be pretty sure if it were Kurt, the kid wouldn't come back on cocaine or molested by his pedophile friends, because Kurt doesn't have pedophile friends (or friends in general but that is another issue).

The child would probably have lectures on law and be setting their toys out and playing 'court' instead of 'tea' upon return home.

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Nick's strategy has always been to hold slapfights on SM. He is the prototype for the terminally online debate bro with the theatrics, gamesmanship, gay drama, gay ops, and sniping back and forth. I WANT him to try this strategy with a judge that is totally disinterested in it.

Right now Nick and Melton are forbidden from talking directly to Aaron, or in a manner that would likely get back to Aaron. (In some cases, that has included social media posting; not sure how it applies when someone's "job" is streaming.) They don't have the dumb "no talkie" clause that Aaron agreed to with his no-contact order on Kayla.

Could that change? Apparently it has in some cases in Minnesota, but it may be a 1st amendment infringement.

If these two Dummkopfe had any brains, they would STFU, because it's not a good look, particularly between the initial granting of an HRO and the hearing on it. Even Aaron has largely shut up about them since the HROs were granted. But they wouldn't be lolcows if they took good advice.

Nick is playing the technicality card and trying to 'rules-lawyer' the law. Remember how well that went in his Franks hearing? Nick does what he wants, then when it does not go his way and he cannot be smug, he decries the INJUSTICE of it all.

As for Melton, I think he is remembering how he 'got away with it' in his Atlantic City HRO case, and he is over confident.

Yes, or Aaron is lying about it being the best year of his life, which he's allowed to do and doesn't mean he's always lying (which is what Nick would take from that statement).

Anyway, I guess neither of them will stop doing what they were doing.

The HRO hearing will be entertaining. I wish it was two hours long for maximum entertainment.

I just want, at some point, for the judge to laugh at Nick and/or Melton for making a dumb argument.
Oh, it'll be White. He's more boring. Probably won't get laughed at... shame.

Again, Nick is taking the hyper-technical and myopic approach of a debate bro online where, 'If he said it is the "BEST", and I can show how it was not the ABSOLUTE BEST, then he is lying and I win!'

the infamous man-hate thread).

I look in there for entertainment infrequently, but in small doses. Women have these types of conversations, but I think that we tend to have a much deeper layer in private that what is shown there.

This suggests to me that perhaps a lot of women, even those with feminist leanings, would roll their eyes at Aaron's RP charges. Nick is using the letter of the law to get back at his gay lover. Not protect his wife.

I would wager that there is nothing very dislikeable about Aaron as an abstract concept. Yes, he is disgusting and was a part of the polycule. Yes, he shared a picture of his partner. Yes, he is mostly unattractive.However, there is nothing that affects us personally nor makes us despise him as a general rule.

Broken down to a more tangible rule, I would not feel comfortable sharing a lift with Nick, but Aaron would be someone I could just avoid conversation with, and be fine.
 
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Because someone portraying themselves to be a radio host or similar type of public person really divulges the most private things on air.

For fucks sake.
Almost like Nick’s on crack.

Edit: pre-collapsing/preventing double post:

“Aaron […] and [including and acting on behalve of] minor children, [as] Petitioner

“Petitioner intends to call the following [witnessess]:
[…]
6. Petitioner”

He doesn’t have to fucking name them or call them.

He’s fucking acting on their behalve.

Remember kids: Drugs might not kill you, but they’ll turn you into a fucking retard on the long run.
 
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Is his defence seriously going to be that because Aaron's having a great year, he can't possibly be living in fear of Nick? What a dumb idea.

I wonder what his other claims will be?

"Yer honor, this clip shows Aaron claiming that he's bulletproof. This proves he has nothing to fear from me shooting him; the HRO is invalid."
"Yer honor, this clip shows Aaron saying "sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me". This gives me a carte blanche right to insult him; the HRO is invalid."
 
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I normally avoid Kanoo like the plague, but here she claims April called her up and asked if she was going to go to jail for Nick hacking Aaron's google accounts:
Kennau's response to April was to get off the whippits and stop sleeping with Nick.
[MEANWHILE, IN LAKE WAKANDA...]
 
Funny you should say this. I noticed something interesting a while back.

There's a handful of women who post in this thread that also post in the Lolcow Salon (including the infamous man-hate thread).

What's interesting to me about that is that not a single one has tried to rake Aaron over the coals. And I don't think it's because they would be shy about doing so if they felt it was warranted.

This suggests to me that perhaps a lot of women, even those with feminist leanings, would roll their eyes at Aaron's RP charges. Nick is using the letter of the law to get back at his gay lover. Not protect his wife.

The real revenge attempt here is Nick's.

Moreover, I think the outrage from the Melton/Dabbleverse end is astroturfed as fuck. They decry Aaron as a misogynistic pig, and then turn around and call his daughter a "cupholder," bitch out Aaron's ex-wife for seeking to protect her daughter against Melton, and make all sorts of disgusting comments about his girlfriend.
The Dabbleverse are pathetic and just want someone to shit on. Aaron's douchy and easy to hate so they'll retroactively come up with as many reasons as they can to hate him.

"He's a misogynist", "he's a bad dad", "he's racist" but they don't give a shit. They only care about shitting on someone.
 
Is his defence seriously going to be that because Aaron's having a great year, he can't possibly be living in fear of Nick? What a dumb idea.

I wonder what his other claims will be?

"Yer honor, this clip shows Aaron claiming that he's bulletproof. This proves he has nothing to fear from me shooting him; the HRO is invalid."
"Yer honor, this clip shows Aaron saying "sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me". This gives me a carte blanche right to insult him; the HRO is invalid."
I thought he was going to use the supercut of him showing how often Aaron talks about him.
 
I normally avoid Kanoo like the plague, but here she claims April called her up and asked if she was going to go to jail for Nick hacking Aaron's google accounts:
Kennau's response to April was to get off the whippits and stop sleeping with Nick.
[MEANWHILE, IN LAKE WAKANDA...]
Surprisingly direct video from Kanned Tuna, not a ton of waffling and second smoke.
 
I don’t like Aaron, I just view his enemies as retarded and evil people. You can kind of judge someone’s character by their enemies, but honestly I don’t know how to interpret this.

Aaron is stupid, but his enemies are stupid, petty, and evil. I don’t think Aaron is good, just the other retards like throwing rocks at him. I am not rooting for Aaron, I am just now rooting against Nick AND whatever the Dabbleverse is. This isn’t like Eric July where Eric is just someone who drew the ire of Juju and Nick and upon looking at it I sided with Eric because he was the only non-retarded party.

None of really need to side with anyone, either. If two retards are fighting you can hope neither win and one loses. Not losing and winning are not the same thing.
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I would wager that there is nothing very dislikeable about Aaron as an abstract concept. Yes, he is disgusting and was a part of the polycule. Yes, he shared a picture of his partner. Yes, he is mostly unattractive.However, there is nothing that affects us personally nor makes us despise him as a general rule.

Broken down to a more tangible rule, I would not feel comfortable sharing a lift with Nick, but Aaron would be someone I could just avoid conversation with, and be fine.
Aaron is just like the weird kid at school. Mostly harmless but hes just embarrassing. Like how youd cringe if your friend pissed at the urinal, pants on the floor, its easy to want to avoid him. Thats how I view him, and I dont think anyone can see his dopey smile and tell me otherwise.
 
Again, Nick is taking the hyper-technical and myopic approach of a debate bro online where, 'If he said it is the "BEST", and I can show how it was not the ABSOLUTE BEST, then he is lying and I win!'

"I said it was the best year in my life because Kayla Rekieta told me on multiple occasions that when she had sex with me, she reached orgasm for the first time ever. Not even the hugely endowed black bucks in Hedonism II had such a profound impact on Kayla's sex life."
 
If you put a gun to my head and demanded I leave a child in the care of either Nick or Kurt, I'd be pretty sure if it were Kurt, the kid wouldn't come back on cocaine or molested by his pedophile friends, because Kurt doesn't have pedophile friends (or friends in general but that is another issue).
If you let Kurt babysit your kids, he'll let them have too much screentime and junk food, and he won't enforce a proper bedtime - the kids (especially boys) will walk all over him. It won't be quality babysitting, but it won't leave any lasting harm either.

If you let Nick babysit your kids, you're gonna get a call from CPS sooner or later. And there's an above average chance that your kid is gonna test positive for a controlled substance after leaving his care.
 
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