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[Ravier Xavenblood]

@theralph breaks a fucking bottle
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This man is the ultimate freeloader and I want him in S5. But didn't he flee to Mexico to avoid paying child support?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

This man is the ultimate freeloader and I want him in S5. But didn't he flee to Mexico to avoid paying child support?

Season 5 in Central America then with the OG Production.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

This man is the ultimate freeloader and I want him in S5. But didn't he flee to Mexico to avoid paying child support?

There's multiple reasons/theories on why Ethan left but the main ones are

• Avoiding legal issues with Faith (i.e child support)
• Isolating Pantsu from his family (his girlfriend before meeting a 19 year old mexican chick off tinder)
• Avoiding a-logs who left diapers and corn at his US house

 

[Um...]

There's multiple reasons/theories on why Ethan left

He went to Mexico because he’s too poor to afford the US. His rent in Mexico is $450/month and he can barely afford to pay that.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

This man is the ultimate freeloader and I want him in S5. But didn't he flee to Mexico to avoid paying child support?

Don't forget the tortas

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

they're in el salvador not mexico.

Thats like saying they're in Iraq, not Afghanistan. Both shitholes that speak in mutt languages.

 

[bookers]

Thats like saying they're in Iraq, not Afghanistan. Both shitholes that speak in mutt languages.

mexico is definitely a shit hole.
el salvador seems nice.

 

[BunkerCunt]

Spictank should make a fishtoy to 'serve' ralph

 

[GaryGray]

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At least Ralph can say he has lost a decent amount of weight compared to that last time he tried to kick. All it took was being destitute in Mexico and maybe a tape worm or two.

 

[Mr Sister]

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At least Ralph can say he has lost a decent amount of weight compared to that last time he tried to kick. All it took was being destitute in Mexico and maybe a tape worm or two.

I wonder if he gets ozempic from the same pharmacy he gets his Xanax

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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At least Ralph can say he has lost a decent amount of weight compared to that last time he tried to kick. All it took was being destitute in Mexico and maybe a tape worm or two.

I wanna know how he did it. Mexican sodas don't use corn syrup but Mexicans also drink Coke by the gallon and they have their own obesity crisis brewing. Your tapeworm theory sounds plausible.

 

[I Am Not Really]

apparently the "magic stars" got paid today but it sounded like it's a pool? wasn't around and by the looks of it Jet didn't expand further [...]

alex b got 13k from this

https://x.com/SCHITZ_P0PIN0V/status/1946765413951705462

Spoiler: clip

Frank teases in the response that Burt (might) have gotten more:

which he himself does not confirm at all... claiming to have gotten way less than that.

fishtank observer has the current token usage at ₣586790. since the token sale is still going on this is around 35-45k in TTS/SFX not accounting for fishtoys which have seen a lot of use. there have also been other people on (like Jimmy, Angelina, Ricky).
feels to me like the payout was somewhat fair - that is if alex b's payout doesn't include a big sum from his s3 appearance he was supposed to get.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

HERE WE GO WITH RALPH

 

[Great Sun Jester]

Ralph just pushed Beto (a trained mma fighter) to the ground, punched a scottish man on the neck and left unscathed. Absolute ralphamale win.

Edit: Ralph also punched a production member while he was taken out.

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

Mexican sodas don't use corn syrup

I heard this is a myth, they actually do use corn syrup in mexican cokes in mexico. the nice bottles that are overpriced here are produced in mexico for the US market.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Ralph just pushed Beto (a trained mma fighter) to the ground, punched a scottish man on the neck and left unscathed. Absolute ralphamale win.


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Now the MMA wants to sue Rlaph.

 

[Marche]

Now the MMA wants to sue Rlaph.

ARREST HIM ARREST HIM

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Ralph just pushed Beto (a trained mma fighter) to the ground, punched a scottish man on the neck and left unscathed. Absolute ralphamale win.

Truly the silverback gorilla of the house.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Ralph just pushed Beto (a trained mma fighter) to the ground, punched a scottish man on the neck and left unscathed. Absolute ralphamale win.


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Nigel's Blue Shirt opposing Ralph's Red Shirt is pure neptunian kino.

He will be Estanque's true villain.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Ralph displays dominance over the house.