🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Schpoots]

If they ever add audio clips, someone should play those clips of ralph insulting mexicans and saying how theyll do anything for the holy gringo dollar.

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

Where are the JJJJJJJ's?
What is that shitty translator?
Where is the pig monster?
Why am I supposed to care about boring kids?
You think I can read this shit?



How does this make Josh in the eyes of Jet more of a pedophile?
I need answers to these and many more questions.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's so tiny, he's like some kind of modern marvel. Thank you Latin America for displaying this little old man for our enjoyment. Please remain in your countries of origin.

 

[Mushroom King]

Where are the JJJJJJJ's?
What is that shitty translator?
Where is the pig monster?
Why am I supposed to care about boring kids?
You think I can read this shit?

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How does this make Josh in the eyes of Jet more of a pedophile?
I need answers to these and many more questions.

How do people look at this and say it's a female? Look at the armpit hair, look at the shoulders, look at the hips. Guys, once in a while tranny gets a perfect roll on voice, that is this tranny. There is no way that a female rolled man hips, man arms, man shoulder, man hips, man posture.. Look at the way he puts his ass out and his spine is upward, he's hiding a dick and balls. It's a man on HRT for 12 months to have titties, not to feminize his body, but to just add titties.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

Never beating the 5’1” allegations

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Some interesting trivia from Wikipedia:

• Average height for American males is 5'9
• Average height for latino males in USA/Mexican males is 5'7

However short you think he looks like in this photo, lower that number by two inches.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

He returns! ...and says nothing

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Sorry for no clips:
After being gone for 2 hours, Ralph comes back, obviously Xannied out. Admits he "ordered food and fell asleep"
While he was sleeping, production asks the men to press Ralph when he cones back, probably because they flew in Ralph for him to take a nap

Ralph sits on the couch, and everyone circles him. One guy starts blowing bubbles on him, which annoys Ralph.
Two guys start talking across Ralph mere inches away from the Gunt. Maybe something is said to Ralph.
Ralph slaps away the drunk built guy like a schoolgirl. He does it again. Then he throws a drink, again like a women.
Production rushes in. Ralph throws a couple punches with tge Scottish guy with the terrible mustache.

Ralph scream FUCK ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, then shouts FUCK KIWI FARMS for some reason, then runs off into the night

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph attacked a the fighter guy on the left of the image below who was waving something in his face after returning. He pushed the guy into the couch and then when the guy walked away threw something at him while telling him to get out of his face. When production arrived to deal with the situation he lunged at the Scottish freeloader (in blue).

Ralph then left the house. There was some screaming about Kiwi Farms.

The guy doesn't speak English but had the woman translate for him. He says that Ralph injured his neck and he wants to sue Ralph for damages. Maybe they think he has money or something?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Socially akward Ralph had beer thrown on him and he started throwing punches. The Scottish guy shouted out Kiwifarms.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Imagine if he was wearing the kid diddler hat.

I hope the voice thing just starts spamming shit like "tu queres comes maize, Gordo nino?" at him.

 

[4090 Chad]

So Ralph was there for a total of like 6 hours before he ran away like a bitch?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I can't believe it's already over.

 

[Spergichu]

So Ralph was there for a total of like 6 hours before he ran away like a bitch?

Counting time he was off cam, yeah. Total time on cam was less than an hour.

 

[Londo]

He didn't even last a day. Kino.

 

[GaryGray]

Well they can get in line behind the other debt collectors after Ralph's vast wealth.

 

[niggersrus]

Ralph was telling them he was loaded of course. He tells that to all the senoritas. Boy are they going be disappointed.

 

[Journoscum]

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Well they can get in line behind the other debt collectors after Ralph's vast wealth.

What did Ralph tell these guys!? Did he sell himself as 'Right wing Hasan?'

 

[Balldo's Gate]

 

[4090 Chad]

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They already clipped his sperg out and posted a video on the official channel.

 

[sufferhorse]

this is a werk.