Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hooked on phobics]

Does he even know about the Farms? he and Hasan will both sue the V-tuber jew.

Previous messages from the discord indicate kiwifarms is a banned term, so people say KF to talk about it. They know

 

[Trogspawn]

Why does he feel the need to announce his bannings every time it's such loser behavior

It reminds me of when Wings of Redemption would announce his bans with "Welcome to Banworld". He even does the same thing in his streams; he should just let his mods do the job he apparently pays them for.

 

[Nintoddler]

The guy clearly said he didn’t really know the drama. It’s not on a random who doesn’t know the full situation to know that mald is an insane seething lunatic who streams and cries at chat for 18 hours a day, it’s on maldy rapetree for being a faggot ferret fucker.

It would’ve been very easy to mald to just say “good question but I don’t feel like talking about it on stream, ask in discord”.

The fact that the dude was recording and ready to make a video should tell you he knew something was up in the first place. Also the information is everywhere. But whatever, that is besides the point of the thread.
+1 to Malds ban count, currently his biggest source of pride.

 

[BigPeanut]

The fact that the dude was recording and ready to make a video should tell you he knew something was up in the first place. Also the information is everywhere. But whatever, that is besides the point of the thread.
+1 to Malds ban count, currently his biggest source of pride.

Who cares, mald is a faggot and looks like one either way. Let him grow more prideful he only looks worse and his behavior even more ugly,

 

[Nintoddler]

Watching Dr. K describe narcissists as bots helps a lot understand why Mald can't let go. He is incapable of introspection. The idea is completely alien to him, it would be learning to move an extra arm you don't have. He can't understand why he feels the way he does, all that matters is that he is right and nobody else can see that obvious truth.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Does he even know about the Farms? he and Hasan will both sue the V-tuber jew.

He almost definitely does, and perhaps the smartest thing he's ever done is ignore us. Once he realized he couldn't steer the conversation in this thread I think he decided to just pretend we don't exist, but I'm 90% certain that he used to read this thread just to find smaller youtubers to dmca if they criticized them. He can't get away with that anymore though, too many YouTubers, too many eyes on him.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

How the fuck is this boring, milquetoast faggot popular again? The only correct response to trannys is "kill yourself, nigger".

He was funnier before when making videos, and honestly it's pathetic seeing him being held hostage. Yet he chose to do this. I don't feel pity for Jeremy. Perhaps having the most boring opinions for some is the way to go.

 

[BigPeanut]

Watching Dr. K describe narcissists as bots helps a lot understand why Mald can't let go. He is incapable of introspection. The idea is completely alien to him, it would be learning to move an extra arm you don't have. He can't understand why he feels the way he does, all that matters is that he is right and nobody else can see that obvious truth.

That’s why in a sense he really is insane. He really does not see how fucking bad he looks even though if it happened to me or you we’d recognize we looked like douchebags.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

It reminds me of when Wings of Redemption would announce his bans with "Welcome to Banworld". He even does the same thing in his streams; he should just let his mods do the job he apparently pays them for.

Also reminiscent of Towelie the WoW streamer, he always got trolled relentlessly because (iirc) he would scream "BanHammer!!" and have a giant animation on screen indicating someone was banned. Idk why these types of people think they're doing anything besides feeding the trolls by bringing attention to who they're banning (or why they're banning them)

 

[Nintoddler]

He almost definitely does, and perhaps the smartest thing he's ever done is ignore us. Once he realized he couldn't steer the conversation in this thread I think he decided to just pretend we don't exist, but I'm 90% certain that he used to read this thread just to find smaller youtubers to dmca if they criticized them. He can't get away with that anymore though, too many YouTubers, too many eyes on him.

I'm convinced he constantly looks up everything he can about himself, no matter how negative. That's why he is always replying to random nobodies on twitter, how he kept finding those random channels. He reads it here and/or /v/ threads for sure, he must know what people are currently thinking and feeling about him.

 

[Pixy]

Quite the exceptional Maldknight in the Twitter replies:
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That's a hard 38.

@Soyjak Enjoyer How would you rate these new 'jaks, gemmy or coal?

 

[my penis is on fire]

He'll end up alone on that server.

On that note, the Ferret Wiki has basically been abandoned. Per my stalkerchilding, there are at least 5 ferrets who are not documented on the Wiki, 4 of which are recent arrivals.
Surely the loss of dedicated fans who would maintain a wiki like that is not a major bellwether for your ferret entertainment business that depends on ad revenue

Does he even know about the Farms?

Very early on in this thread, there were a bunch of people claiming to know Mald and posting “insider information” about him, with all of them refusing to verify themselves. This is total speculation but I think it may have been Mald &/or his jannies running gayops and trying to derail his own thread. If he hadn’t completely failed I can only imagine the YouTube short where he smugly claims he “social engineered” the nazi hacker forum known as Kiwifarms

 

[Mio Naganohara]

I'm convinced he constantly looks up everything he can about himself, no matter how negative. That's why he is always replying to random nobodies on twitter, how he kept finding those random channels. He reads it here and/or /v/ threads for sure, he must know what people are currently thinking and feeling about him.

A narcissist of Mald's level (and notoriety) would certainly be googling their own name often, if not daily. I believe early on in this thread it was discussed that he might be using a web scraper to find everything posted about him online. Did we ever get confirmation of that? It would not surprise me, though I do also remember the first major wave of false DMCAs, and I dont remember him ever finding any of those videos before they were posted here.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

@Soyjak Enjoyer How would you rate these new 'jaks, gemmy or coal?

Soulless highly dusted coal the likes of which could've been generated by grok or whatever

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Previous messages from the discord indicate kiwifarms is a banned term, so people say KF to talk about it. They know

Everyone knows the healthiest thing you can do when you have a thread on the Farms is to read it. Wealth and good life choices follow in all cases without exception. Hello Mald or Mald janny!

Important note: Having a janny read your thread is the same as reading it yourself. It is known.

 

[BigPeanut]

there are at least 5 ferrets who are not documented on the Wiki, 4 of which are recent arrivals.

This is literally the Holocaust all over again.

 

[Polentic]

This is literally the Holocaust all over again.

Mein ferret we have become Hitlerbound. (STILL IN DEVELOPMENT)

 

[Lammy]

Watching Dr. K describe narcissists as bots helps a lot understand why Mald can't let go. He is incapable of introspection. The idea is completely alien to him, it would be learning to move an extra arm you don't have. He can't understand why he feels the way he does, all that matters is that he is right and nobody else can see that obvious truth.

I think the instance that really made me understand narcissists being so bot-like is fellow cow Patrick Tomlinson and his 24/7 stalker child imprisonments.
Mald makes much more sense once you translate phrases like "Eat my whole ass", "Just banned X more trolls", or "You're going on the list, hope it was worth it" to being functionally equivalent to "This is why your life is already over stalker child, enjoy prison".
In either case, I think the words are just a coping mechanism for narcissists to dismiss challenges to their self-perceived divinity. Once they expend their canned phrase to shut down their detractors, they get closure to any further thought of those detractors, and the potential worth of any suggestion that they may have imperfections.

Cope phrases are one of my favorite parts of cows though, whether they're imprisoning stalker children, putting trolls on lists, not having an opinion on "detractor memes", observing any and all disagreement to be "weird and funny", or living the "5-star days" of a tin shack filled with piss bottles. I'm really glad Mald has born such great fruit of comedy from the seeds of "obnoxious YT shorts guy spewing common WoW player misconceptions about games as fact like he's the Darwin of gaming" and the wider online audience gets to enjoy it too. Some of my friends that hate hearing about lolcows now constantly talk about mana gems and "the list", and it's so great to experience.

And all he had to do was click the fucking mana gem! (and perhaps also not talk about SKG)

 

[p1138]

I think the instance that really made me understand narcissists being so bot-like is fellow cow Patrick Tomlinson and his 24/7 stalker child imprisonments.
Mald makes much more sense once you translate phrases like "Eat my whole ass", "Just banned X more trolls", or "You're going on the list, hope it was worth it" to being functionally equivalent to "This is why your life is already over stalker child, enjoy prison".

Fatrick is definitely a fellow narcissist but Mald is easily a league or two above him. Fatrick gets into spats with individuals, Mald gets into spats with entire groups of people. At the same time, Mald's audience of ballwashers is also larger, so no matter how wrong he is, or how often he's wrong he always has the updoots/asspats/subscribers/paid subscribers/clip watchers/etc. to reassure himself. And even as those numbers dwindle, Mald's brain will just tell him that the people who left were those damned enemies to begin with and the "real" fans and loyal followers are the ones remaining because they'll stay latched onto him until they develop a parasocial relationship with someone else and eventually get bored of him but that could take a decade at this point.

 

[Aidan]

Forgot to set the fluid string. I think I get what he is intending to mean, but that makes it even worse if my assumption is right lol.

What he means is what he fucking said because he's not a guy with programming language familiarity. What someone may generously think he means is that it's dynamically typed like Python or Javascript but someone who knows about dynamic vs static typing would know that the types are there regardless and that's why there's no such thing as "no typing" where data types don't exist. Data types always exist, it's an easy and efficient way to work with the data. There's a reason the "fast" programming languages tends to be statically typed.

Hacker extraordinaire using screen capture instead of game capture so he can do his dumbass paint bits on the fly instead of having to switch scenes, holy shit.

He could hotkey this or have dedicated buttons for it like with a soundboard too so there's no reason not to. He is quite literally good at nothing except lying to midwits.