Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Clause's academic credentials 2025 colorized.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Wanna know what's so funny about all this? I didn't say it, but since you don't seem willing to change. I will just go and tell you this.

Every single time you lie about me and the cat, every single time, you are raping it again.

You are raping its memory.

You are raping its corpse.

You are raping its ashes.

You are raping its rest.

This is all you. But go on and keep lying about it.

@Sperg Spectating I don't need to be God to know you'll go to Hell just for doing what you did to my grandpa.

Can't wait. I'll never wait. Your bone to pick, for nothing it was. Where you're going, you'll wish you never existed in the first place.
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Let’s interrogate this belief that Claudio holds further. Does this mean that every time that he makes a deranged rape/murder threat, it might as well be actually happening? If so, then Claudio is going to hell at least 10 times over
 
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Dr. Arinsu said:
I think he forgot a p, he means rapping. He's saying you and the others can't rap. ESL. I suppose.
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I'm gonna need ChatGPT's help to make Claudio's cat rap
ChatGPT said:



🎤 "Walkin' With My Mom (Rescue Rap)"



(Verse 1)
Yo, I hit the block with my mom by my side,
Sunday stroll, sun low, just enjoyin’ the ride.
She said, “Hold up, baby, somethin’ don’t smell right,”
I said, “Chill, Ma, maybe someone burnin' rice.”

She sniffed again, face twisted like a crook,
Said, “Nah, that ain’t food — take another look!”
I scoped the scene, ducked down, took a glance,
And under a car was a cat — couldn’t stand.

(Chorus)

🚶🏽‍♂️ Walkin’ with my mom, just chillin' in the street,
Smell somethin’ funny, somethin’ incomplete.
Found a lil’ homie all tangled in a trap,
Called the boys in blue — yeah, they handled that.

💯 Respect to the badge, pulled the kitty out,
Took it to the vet, no cap, no doubt.
From the sidewalk chill to a rescue op,
That’s how we roll — never let the mission stop.

(Verse 2)

The cop pulled up, lights flashin’ like a show,
Said, “Back it up folks, lemme check below.”
He got on the ground, like he huntin’ for a clue,
Said, “Poor thing’s hurt, but I’ll get it through.”

Crowd gathered 'round like it’s somethin’ divine,
Cat looked rough, but I saw it blink one time.
Mom said a prayer while I held her hand tight,
That’s when he pulled it out — man, what a sight.

(Bridge)

Veterinarian waitin’, patchin’ up the scars,
From a cold dark trap to the land of stars.
We gave ‘em our name, said “Bill us, no stress,”
Mom kissed my cheek, said “I’m feelin’ blessed.”

(Final Chorus)

🚶🏽‍♂️ Walkin’ with my mom, just a chill little loop,
Ended up savin’ a cat from the stoop.
Policeman came, showed heart, showed skill,
Now that cat gon’ purr — he alive, he will.


🎤 From the gutter to the light, every soul worth fightin’,
Gangsta don’t mean heartless — it means enlightenin’.
So next time you walk and you smell somethin’ strange,
Might be a chance to spark some change
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I don't need to be God to know you'll go to Hell just for doing what you did to my grandpa.

Can't wait. I'll never wait. Your bone to pick, for nothing it was. Where you're going, you'll wish you never existed in the first place.
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This is fuckin badass, hell yeah dude
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also made a bald png of him because fuck it why not
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Every single time you lie about me and the cat, every single time, you are raping it again
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So by your logic, every person who reports they've been sexually abused is raping themselves? That cat didn't have a chance to let the world know what you did, so the Farms let everyone know on its behalf.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I don't need to be God to know you'll go to Hell just for doing what you did to my grandpa.
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I noticed you're ignoring my previous posts poing out what an awful, and hypocritical, "Christian" you are, similar to how you ignore the verses from all the Bibles in your house that point out what a horrible person you are. That's okay, I'll continue to point out your sins since it clearly gets to you. You start by saying you don't need to be God, but then you decide to codemn them to Hell, which you would need to be God to decide. See? Hypocrite. :)
 
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Tomorrow is Sunday, Claudio. Is your mom going to push your wheelchair to church so you don't get picked on by bullies again this week?

Fuck me. 30 year old man needs his mom to protect him from bullies in church. And this guy thinks he's intimating. Lol
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Tomorrow is Sunday, Claudio. Is your mom going to push your wheelchair to church so you don't get picked on by bullies again this week?

Fuck me. 30 year old man needs his mom to protect him from bullies in church. And this guy thinks he's intimating. Lol
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Since it's a Church in Mexico, there is a non-zero chance one of them is named Jesús. Imagine going to Church and someone named Jesus is bullying you. lol
 
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