Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

I went to my bank today and asked the rabbi if worshipping Mary was against the ten commandments. He told me that it was. He also said that they aren't going to close my bank account.

Thats crazy because I too went to my phone's provider and they came to the conclusion that they wont cancel my phone subscription.

You guys are lucky. I tried explaining how the evil euro-american gringo NWO is conspiring against Claudio to my local Arby’s cashier and I got banned from the store.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

You guys are lucky. I tried explaining how the evil euro-american gringo NWO is conspiring against Claudio to my local Arby’s cashier and I got banned from the store.

Have you tried asking about religion? It worked with both of us.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Where are you, Claudiddy? Are you with your mom as she cleans rich people's houses today? We know she can't leave you home all alone. You're just a 30 year old boy, for crying out loud.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Who would have guessed Claudios moms STD riddled pussy could have so much pull at a university?

 

[Goycast Guy]

I think mommy took Claudio’s computer away.

 

[Staticness]

Based Claudmom, trying to save her son from the horrors of his own creation.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe Claudio is down at the MexiKinko's making copies of his manifesto and he's going to mail each of us a copy. That's very Christian of you, Claudio. Thanks

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Wanna know what's so funny about all this? I didn't say it, but since you don't seem willing to change. I will just go and tell you this.

Every single time you lie about me and the cat, every single time, you are raping it again.

You are raping its memory.

You are raping its corpse.

You are raping its ashes.

You are raping its rest.

This is all you. But go on and keep lying about it.

@Sperg Spectating I don't need to be God to know you'll go to Hell just for doing what you did to my grandpa.

Can't wait. I'll never wait. Your bone to pick, for nothing it was. Where you're going, you'll wish you never existed in the first place.

 

[Goycast Guy]

lol we’re raping the cat by talking about it.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

but since you don't seem willing to change.

That’s rich coming from you

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I'm sorry. We just can't figure out how to stop raping this cat. I blame the American education system and Elmo from Sesame Street.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I'm sorry. We just can't figure out how to stop raping this cat. I blame the American education system and Elmo from Sesame Street.

I also blame Barney The Dinasaur too.

 

[Staticness]

Hello cat, I’m here for Claudio’s sloppy second- god damn it the cat’s already dead

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

raping

raping

raping

raping

raping

You seem to have something on your mind there Claudio. Why are you so obsessed with rape and violence?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Every single time you lie about me and the cat, every single time, you are raping it again.

does that mean we are all raping you right now?

 

[Tread Miller]

does that mean we are all raping you right now?

Does that mean he's been raping all of us?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Does that mean he's been raping all of us?

I can't tell who's raping who right now!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

What's reality? I don't know. When Claudio was looking at his computer monitor I thought, "Claudio has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does Claudio do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, Claudio doesn't really have a choice. Claudio is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're Claudio looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some Claudio ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Every single time you lie about me and the cat, every single time, you are raping it again.

You are raping its memory.

You are raping its corpse.

You are raping its ashes.

You are raping its rest.

I've never even touched the cat, unlike you. Classic Claudio projection.

@Sperg Spectating I don't need to be God to know you'll go to Hell just for doing what you did to my grandpa.

I didn't do anything to your grandpa either, he was dead before I even knew he existed. Don't tell me you think I raped your grandpa too...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Am I raping anyone right now? I want to rape something. Do I add my charisma bonus to my rape score?

Am I raping God every time I blaspheme?