Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Balanced Boomer]

*Edgar Allen Poe posting*

 

[Rango Dango]

claudio your a cat rapist kill yourelf

i just want to say that the patrick star profile pic makes this post 1000x better

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Actually, I've changed my mind. Everyone in this thread but @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is a nigger. After actually reading his compelling words, I'm thoroughly convinced that he didn't rape that cat and it was actually the fault of every American in this thread, myself included. I'm so sorry I raped that cat and tried to frame you, Claudio. I'm just jealous of your superior Mexican genetics; a weak burger goblin such as myself can't help but feel shame when I'm the presence of an undeniable Hispanic ubermensch such as yourself. I also apologize for all Americans for unleashing trannys upon the world and infecting you with the homo virus. We robbed not only yourself but the greater people of Mexico from the untold benefits that would have erupted had you been allowed to retain your masculinity and spread your bountiful Mexican seed amongst the eager brown senoritas. You are not a zoophile, and, behalf of everybody here, I apologize for such slander, as well as suggesting you want to engage in coitus with anyone under the age of eighteen. Truly, you have been served a grave injustice. I can only hope that my supplication, as pathetic as it may be from a gringo worm such as myself, can help to contribute to undo the damage which has been wrongly inflicted upon you.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Actually, I've changed my mind. Everyone in this thread but @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is a nigger. After actually reading his compelling words, I'm thoroughly convinced that he didn't rape that cat and it was actually the fault of every American in this thread, myself included. I'm so sorry I raped that cat and tried to frame you, Claudio. I'm just jealous of your superior Mexican genetics; a weak burger goblin such as myself can't help but feel shame when I'm the presence of an undeniable Hispanic ubermensch such as yourself. I also apologize for all Americans for unleashing trannys upon the world and infecting you with the homo virus. We robbed not only yourself but the greater people of Mexico from the untold benefits that would have erupted had you been allowed to retain your masculinity and spread your bountiful Mexican seed amongst the eager brown senoritas. You are not a zoophile, and, behalf of everybody here, I apologize for such slander, as well as suggesting you want to engage in coitus with anyone under the age of eighteen. Truly, you have been served a grave injustice. I can only hope that my supplication, as pathetic as it may be from a gringo worm such as myself, can help to contribute to undo the damage which has been wrongly inflicted upon you.

I see your point. Maybe I too was wrong about Claudio. I want to apologize for saying Claudio breathes through a neck tube. I made it up because his picture has him wearing a silly looking necklace. I hope I didn't offend Claudio by saying he was disabled or offend anyone who is actually with a disability.

 

[Goycast Guy]

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.

No hate, only LOVE here.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Quoth the raven, "niggermore"

 

[Goycast Guy]

Dandelions are yellow
Claudio is gay
Drop the manifesto
Or you touch kids m’kay

 

[Xev]

TIL Claudio's whore mother got blacked by a black american man named Julius. Can't make this stuff up folks. Please keep volunteering even more embarrassing information about your shitty life and consider cessation of all cat raping activities, faggot.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

TIL Claudio's whore mother got blacked by a black american man named Julius. Can't make this stuff up folks. Please keep volunteering even more embarrassing information about your shitty life and consider cessation of all cat raping activities, faggot.

C'mon Claudio. You don't need Bowser. Julius will wrap you up in his muscular arms and keep you safe. He can be your new daddy.

 

[WASR96]

I was talking about my grandpa you FUCKING RETARD.

Kill yourself.

No, really.

I want you in Hell. I really, really fucking hate you for making fun of him.

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.

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John 3:15
Everyone who hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him.

Romans 12:19
Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.”

John 2:9
Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness.

Uh-oh Claudio. You're being a hypocritical bad Christian again! You're not allowed to hate.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You follow behavioral patterns of possessed people as found in the Bible:
— Mocking

Spoiler: Claudio mocking people

You can't answer a Yes/No question.

Have you never heard of the "I'm so smurt" meme? Jesus Christ you are a newbie. You are that meme.

But I guess the weeb will have a hard time realizing that. Don't you have a lolicon or declining population in Japan to complain about?

The japanese dickrider said what?

You speaking from experience, "Man in a dress"?

Fantasies? No, it'll be a reality soon in your country as shit escalates. People keep saying that someone that has nothing to lose is dangerous, but they never say how dangerous is someone who has everything to lose, no matter their political leaning.

When one of your KF "friends" inexplicably stops posting for months of end, remember me.

Le heckin' parroting!!!

Translation of how DoNotFeed sounds:

"HURRRRR, NEPO BABY NEPO BABY, HURRRRRR!! YOU ARE A NEPO BABY!─"

Nope.

Last time I checked. Half of my mix didn't come from Spain. Open a history book, please.

I may be mixed race but I am way more native than you ever will.

I know the ED in USA is shit and you are victim to it, but Google is free.

Nah. My family on both sides doesn't have a history of dementia. But yours? I 100% bet you'll suffer at least Parkinsons.

Get fucked.

I know what you are, but what I am?

This is the same guy who failed other answers, if anyone wants to know.

• Is Sparkletor 2.0 a raging retard? Yes [
  
  ] No [ ]
• Is Sparkletor 2.0 inbred? Yes [
  
  ] No [ ]
• Is Sparkletor 2.0 suffering cognitive issues? Yes [
  
  ] No [ ]
• Is Sparkletor 2.0 going to Hell? Yes [
  
  ] No [ ]

Assburgers Hayden—Peel moment!

Don't get me started with how almost half of you can't even read above high school level, don't have fathers or were born out of wedlock.

You live in a glass houses called a bad subculture, bitch. You Will Never Be African either.

Croatia? Another non-white """rightoid"""! I love to see it.

You behave like the ones you personally call "nigger". Am I talking "too white" for your taste? Does it give you whiplash because your worldview doesn't fit how I talk? Does it annoy you that I speak in a more educated fashion?

Sperg's power word (by yours truly, me):
"Lolicon", "Euroamerican"
Brayden Hayden-Peel (@Goycast Guy)'s POWER PHRASES (by yours truly, me):
"You are a twink", "Brayden Hayden-Peel", "Euroamerican", "Amerimutt"
Sparkletor's POWER PHRASES (by yours truly, me):
"Your mom is a whore", "Euroamerican", "Jesus is LORD", "GOD HAS POWER", "You can't answer Yes/No questions."

Are you an expert on sexuality now? What's your experience?

...No, Brayden Hayden-Peel. I don't want to know you were buttfucked by your bullies.

Get off your "I am a Wikipedia neurologist" chair.

I think you should stop talking. What about that?

You count now as an animal blind guy. Red is a monster.

General:
Remember, you are all on the spectrum!

So far, I made these retards mad at me, forcing them to become less subtle in their passive aggression:

@Sperg Spectating (For outing him as someone who doesn't really care about pedophiles─And the fact he said a truth nuke that he regrets ever saying)
@Johnny Gringo
@Sparkletor 2.0 (From being a dumbass who can't answer a "Yes/No" question, to getting his feefees triggered over me throwing his ad hominem back towards his dear whore mommy)
@Goycast Guy (Those 2 power phrases really get to his 19 yr old retarded ass)
@Diggus Bickus (I dared to mention his idol's skeletons)
@GreaterHacaryguaspear (Couldn't handle the Mexican heat)
@NoxTuk (The fact he has a nickname similar to Nuxtaku, has a lolicon profile picture, and I pointed out the hilarity of him defending @Sperg Spectating really got to his head)
@DoNotFeedTheSneed (He suddenly decided to drop any sense of smart wit and then switched to pure ad hominem and strawmen? Didn't think I missed that, eh?)

Dudes that randomly left:
@The Pulverizer
@DickMain (Please, can someone dox him just so you can do a wellness check on him, yeah?)
@ @NuIItley (Probably doing a retard lurk session everyday)

— Liars

Spoiler: Claudio lying

I'm too mellow irl

I haven't watched Griffin, dumbshit.

Nope, I still had to do the test and have a score high enough. Get fucked.

I have not fucking lied to you, guys,

@Guns of the Gaytriots
Never lied.

Any time I show hatred, I look at the inside of who I'm judging, not their fucking skin (unlike some of you, let's be honest. I said SOME, YOU DUMB FUCK @Sperg Spectating)

— Insulting

Spoiler: Claudio insulting people

That's the fucking point, faggot.

Stop deflecting, faggot.

Listen here, faggot @Sperg Spectating

in most of your fucking states, faggot.

Hey faggot.

You fucking faggot.

You retards

Brayden "The Raped Twink" Haydeen—Peel.

like your twink ass

cunt

Fucking retard.

Dumb retard.

Dumbfuck retard

Dumb retard.

YOU BUNCH OF RETARDS

He isn't American like your blood thirsty retards of citizens.

YOU FUCKING RETARD.

FUCKING WENT AND DID IT. RETARD

dumb fuck.

dumb retard.

No recuerdo haberte dado permiso para hablarme, negro.

Listen, walking charcoal. This is Kiwifarms, not a high school.

Bitch, you are a heathen.

Euroamerican cuck

fucking dumbass.

Fucking retard.

You, butt monkeys!

Don't worry, I have it here, dumbfucks.

Hey, faggot. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, maricón. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, coward. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, marica. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, Lolicon. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, pedofilo. @Sperg Spectating

Can you explain to me why did you save, using your logic, @Goycast Guy 's teen photos on your hard drive? I mean, you obsess over a girl character that has way more cartilage than bone density, so... I'm not implying anything... But I'm really implying everything. You are a pedophile. Fuck you.

Nothing to see here, dummy.

There's plenty more, but this would be as long as the manifesto if I put every instance of Claudio insulting people here. You get the point.

 

[Federal Intelligence]

No offense, @DoNotFeedTheSneed. But you do realize where you are, right? Do you realize who is your team?

Your so called brother-in-Christ keeps calling me racial terms around my skin. @JohnnyGringo keeps calling me a mongoloid, and @Sperg Spectating keeps calling me nigger.

You know what does that mean, right?

This is a Yes/No question.

Yes, you are a fucking nigger!

 

[Chapalapachapa]

To be honest, not even your white brothers and sisters care about their depleting numbers. So...

YOUR MOM IS A WHORE!

 

[Goycast Guy]

Spoiler: Claudio insulting people

I’m not gonna lie, “walking charcoal” is probably the only slightly funny insult he’s ever said.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I’m not gonna lie, “walking charcoal” is probably the only slightly funny insult he’s ever said.

But sadly every insult he has is proven to be stolen. So it's automatically not funny.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I’m not gonna lie, “walking charcoal” is probably the only slightly funny insult he’s ever said.

 

[Tread Miller]

I’m not gonna lie, “walking charcoal” is probably the only slightly funny insult he’s ever said.

But sadly every insult he has is proven to be stolen. So it's automatically not funny.

Considering how the Sharty calls bad posts "coal," I wouldn't be surprised if that was just Claudio aping from the Sharty (again) and the Spansih-to-English translator Claudio uses screwing up.

 

[Rustle]

This thread is hilarious, good job OP.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

I went to my bank today and asked the rabbi if worshipping Mary was against the ten commandments. He told me that it was. He also said that they aren't going to close my bank account.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

I went to my bank today and asked the rabbi if worshipping Mary was against the ten commandments. He told me that it was. He also said that they aren't going to close my bank account.

Thats crazy because I too went to my phone's provider and they came to the conclusion that they wont cancel my phone subscription.