Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[CallmeCicada]

How much do we want to see this guy in an obituary? Kill lists are just for fedposting. I'm talking tranny bridge meme shit. Given how much of a retarded creep he is with his pets, I'm inclined to a strong 9/10 on the ACK-o-meter.

You won't have to wait long. How long can someone live breathing out of a tube in Mexico?

 

[Nameless One]

You won't have to wait long. How long can someone live breathing out of a tube in Mexico?

He would make for an interesting Breaking Bad character, weird ass minor druglord character that creeps out Saul or Lalo with the heavy piss filter and a fucked up spic voice.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How much do we want to see this guy in an obituary? Kill lists are just for fedposting. I'm talking tranny bridge meme shit. Given how much of a retarded creep he is with his pets, I'm inclined to a strong 9/10 on the ACK-o-meter.

You'll never be a 10/10 like Alex even on my "kys" list.

If he really wants to die he can just unplug the machine that breathes for him.

 

[Nameless One]

If he really wants to die he can just unplug the machine that breathes for him.

I really hope Mexico doesn't have any major power grid blackout mishaps like Cuba.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Oh great, here we go again.

Wow you're a tough guy.

THY JANNY HAS COME IT IS OVER FOR CLAUDIO!

 

[Detective Carey]

I really want to see the manifesto, these sneak peeks we're getting look like he's putting some thought and work into them. The rainbow color coding prism chart of grievance thing he keeps censoring is intriguing.

The "I will play with your intestines" thing was pretty disturbing, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised this many pages in.

Claudio I hope you and your father reconcile, I really mean that. You forgiving your father and learning to love and appreciate him, I bet God and Jesus would think that was rad as fuck of you.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

HOLY FUCK HE POSTED A KILL LIST

This is the second time I've been excluded from a halalcow's kill list. Guess I'm gonna have to keep reminding him he's an 80 IQ retard who rapes cats to death.

 

[Goycast Guy]

This is the second time I've been excluded from a halalcow's kill list. Guess I'm gonna have to keep reminding him he's an 80 IQ retard who rapes cats to death.

It makes me wonder what makes a lot of people qualify for the list. As @DoNotFeedTheSneed said it’s obvious why some of us made the list, but how did some get included and some didn’t? That’s sad. We need some REPRESENTATION in this list.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

It's funny cuz I lived in his head rent free after I haven't been relevant til now. Yet I graduated to his top 5.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Please make a kill list ranked by who you hate the most. I’m genuinely curious. I honestly would not be shocked if I make the top 3 when you admitted that you stayed up at night thinking about how much you hate me.

If it was based on who he wants to rape, you would definitely be #1.

I think some people are mad that I made it #3 on the first version of the list.
However, I will say that if he made a version of the list based on who he wants to rape the most, I'd still make top 3 because he thinks I'm a beaver. We all know Claudio's affinity for raping small animals.

 

[Goycast Guy]

I think some people are mad that I made it #3 on the first version of the list.

I’m very mad. I DESERVE HIS HATRED THE MOST!

 

[Detective Carey]

Guys be positive, maybe he's moving on and logging off!

If he does come back I have a 100% true and honest question for him.

Claudio, I gather from this thread you are in school. I won't neg you for how long it's been, everyone is different/has different circumstances.

I also gather you don't work, and you live at home? If I was incorrect in this I apologize for any offense, but that is what I have taken away from the thread so far.

I am genuinely curious, what is your game plan? Like not today or in 5 years, but say the next few decades?

I have no idea what kind of tugboat you do or don't have in Mexico, so I won't attempt to comment, I'm just curious.

Like what do you do (God forbid) when you no longer have your mother and father around? I know it's a tough topic, but I mean this with all sincerity.

What is older Claudio's game plan? Are you going to school to eventually move out and become a doctor/psychologist? Do you have savings? You may deem these the ramblings of an oldfag, but I'm serious, these are things you need to worry and think about, rather than some forum of anon jerks teasing you.

 

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I feel sad I'm not on the list, but at the same time, I've never had beef with Claudio. Being nice works, guys! CHA is not a dump stat!

 

[Rango Dango]

aw man, i am yet again forgotten,,,

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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Aw man, I didn't make it to the list.

Now it's more obvious that you're scared of me and you're intentionally leaving me out.

 

[soprianoschizoposter]

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[30+GameOvers]

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You wish you were anywhere my peak target of interest. Come back when you're fatter and more jewish, otherwise you're a minor side character at best.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Some Of You Guys Are Alright, Don't Go to the farms Tomorrow...

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

I’m very mad. I DESERVE HIS HATRED THE MOST!

I'm surprised you're only in the top 8.
I thought you'd be at the top 3 seeing how much he bitched about you constantly.

 

[somevan712]

RIP to all the users on the Kiwi Kill List. You will be here forever, and not forgotten.