🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[DSP for president 2032]

I can’t get over how misshapen he is.
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Those twiglike little legs, lol.
It’s getting worse too. He’s morphing into gollum right in front of us.

HE'S WEIRDLY SHAPED!

 

[Journoscum]

Calling work. I just think the immediate sperg out is a little too perfect. It plays too much into what people expect out of Ralph. I think the rage pig would come out eventually, but not within hours of showing up. Essentially, his Ralphisms were dialed up to 11 because he was putting on a show.

Gets people talking and boosts the profile of this show nobody heard of before like two days ago. Unfortunately for elstanke, not enough RalphA-logs to make much of a difference.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Calling work. I just think the immediate sperg out is a little too perfect. It plays too much into what people expect out of Ralph. I think the rage pig would come out eventually, but not within hours of showing up. Essentially, his Ralphisms were dialed up to 11 because he was putting on a show.

Gets people talking and boosts the profile of this show nobody heard of before like two days ago. Unfortunately for elstanke, not enough RalphA-logs to make much of a difference.

I was also thinking it might be a 'werk' with how Ralph made sure to hit both guys in the same spot where it wouldn't hurt them. Maybe he's finally found his calling, Latin American reality TV show star at age 65.

Speaking of age, would anyone be willing to do a little experiment with me? Ask someone who has never heard of Ethan Ralph how old they think this person is:

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I was also thinking it might be a 'werk' with how Ralph made sure to hit both guys in the same spot where it wouldn't hurt them. Maybe he's finally found his calling, Latin American reality TV show star at age 65.

Speaking of age, would anyone be willing to do a little experiment with me? Ask someone who has never heard of Ethan Ralph how old they think this person is:
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You'll get one of two responses:

"Whose grandpa is that?"

Or

"Aww, poor kid. Progeria is such a nasty disease."

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Being stuck in a crack shack with a bunch of obnoxious spics and an intoxicated rage pig sounds like a whole new depth of hell.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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I lied he showed back up with increased ego and vigor.

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I don’t think it’s a werk if you want to know the troof about it because he’s doing the same thing he always does when offered to fight someone while running away.

 

[Xev]

Seems fake and gay. Either way this Beto guy has no problem allowing himself to look like a bitch. Imagine pretending to get pushed or perhaps even worse, getting pushed down by Ethan Ralph. I really can't decide which is more lame.

 

[David Spadem]

Calling work. I just think the immediate sperg out is a little too perfect. It plays too much into what people expect out of Ralph. I think the rage pig would come out eventually, but not within hours of showing up. Essentially, his Ralphisms were dialed up to 11 because he was putting on a show.

Gets people talking and boosts the profile of this show nobody heard of before like two days ago. Unfortunately for elstanke, not enough RalphA-logs to make much of a difference.

I hope its a work for his sake. Though I wish I got a freeloader fishtank style Ralph in the mexican tank. It would be content if they liquored him up and limited the xannies. It'd be lite rehab for Ralph but with content and interactions with people that aren't obscure internet racists or Josh Moon

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

did he loose weight or why does he look so slim without his gunt?

 

[Revolver Salesman]

They were all trying to fuck with Ralph until he snaps. All crowded around him, the guy blowing bubbles, the big guy touching him, and then when Ralph ragehogs they all get up, cheering and talking to the camera, as they had accomplished their goal. Of course Ralph is an embarrassing pig man who deserves humiliation, but this is a bid for attention by an otherwise uninteresting stream.

 

[MadStan]

They baited the piggie to get him to snap and it worked; this is some serious low brow internet entertainment work for sure, and I know it's all piggie could get.

 

[porkWellington]

Normally the guest is supposed to come on and fuck with the contestants but this was like feeding piranhas. Can't wait for Ralph to say he had a totally real deep 9 hour conversation with the women off camera.



What did he mean by this

 

[break these cuffs]

did he loose weight or why does he look so slim without his gunt?

Mexican ozempic + drunkorexia. He isn't trying to count calories, he's just too poor to afford food + pills + booze and something had to go. His deflated gunt is still there, just tucked into his underwear.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Seems fake and gay. Either way this Beto guy has no problem allowing himself to look like a bitch. Imagine pretending to get pushed or perhaps even worse, getting pushed down by Ethan Ralph. I really can't decide which is more lame.

To me, it looked like he was totally unafraid of Ralph and also drunk as a skunk.

Threatening to sue Ralph when he was clearly the one pressing him, touching his hat, and throwing beer at him, that's pretty bitchmade. But, then again, those $GringoBuxx$ are tempting.

 

[Harambe]

he is stinky and lonely
he's become so stinky and lonely
he can't be around other people anymore
like an ugly stray chihuahua
he snaps at people and pisses himself and whimpers
he grumbles and licks his crotch and rubs his ass on carpets
he can't play games he's too nervous and covered in piss and stank
invariably mean kids end up throwing fistful of sand at him

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Mexican ozempic + drunkorexia. He isn't trying to count calories, he's just too poor to afford food + pills + booze and something had to go. His deflated gunt is still there, just tucked into his underwear.

You forgot to mention the fat back hunch.



Quality content for us… an embarrassment for Ralph. A few burned bridges, a possible lawsuit on Ralph for assault before it set in Ralph wasn’t a rich investor. Confirmed 5’1 status as everyone towered over him. Okay he lost weight but good Lord in heaven he still has folds that leak out despite his best efforts to hide them in his ridiculous outfits. Maybe next time show up in boots and heel lifts instead of sandals. My cup runneth over after a long dry spell of boring killstreams.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

The Scottish guy said he had been shown clips of Ralph being a big Trump supporter.

Ralph isn't a Trump supporter , He's just like Fuentes.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

he is stinky and lonely
he's become so stinky and lonely
he can't be around other people anymore
like an ugly stray chihuahua
he snaps at people and pisses himself and whimpers
he grumbles and licks his crotch and rubs his ass on carpets
he can't play games he's too nervous and covered in piss and stank
invariably mean kids end up throwing fistful of sand at him

SO LONELY
SO STINKY
SO LONELY

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I mean lol
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Just LOL

 

[JAKL II]

Mexican ozempic + drunkorexia. He isn't trying to count calories, he's just too poor to afford food + pills + booze and something had to go. His deflated gunt is still there, just tucked into his underwear.

I regret to inform you that Ralph has long bragged about never wearing underwear.