What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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Animals are fleeing Yellowstone
the planetary alignment draws near
The big distraction begins.

Is the fleeing new? Last I saw a Bison boiled to death as people watched.

 

[Otterly]

Animals are fleeing Yellowstone

Are they?

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Are they?

Yes

ABC says no

Weasel words:

"Wildlife is not leaving Yellowstone National Park in large numbers," a spokesperson said in a statement. "This rumor is false."

The NPS first shared its statement with ABC News, adding that the viral videos themselves are believed to be AI-generated and "satirical in nature."

Only migrate in winter. What an odd thing to say.jpg

The dolphins:

There have been recent reports of large pods, or "superpods", of dolphins gathering and frolicking off the California coast, particularly in Monterey Bay and Dana Point. These sightings include various species like common dolphins, Pacific white-sided dolphins, and Risso's dolphins. While these gatherings are spectacular, they are not indicative of dolphins leaving the area. Instead, it appears that these dolphins are coming together for feeding or social purposes, sometimes in unusually large numbers.

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Totally normal but unusually high numbers

More weasel words

• Not a mass exodus:
  While the sight of large numbers of dolphins can be striking, these gatherings are not signs of dolphins leaving the area. Instead, they seem to be temporary aggregations for feeding or social behavior.

• Risso's dolphins:
  A particularly interesting aspect is the increased sighting of Risso's dolphins, which typically travel in smaller groups, in these superpods.

Loner, virgin introvert dolphins seen acting like, and wih, extrovert chads dolphins.

Three new species of Dolphins found. What dey doin al new n dat?

In 2025, a new dolphin species was discovered off the coast of South Carolina, named Tamanend's bottlenose dolphin. Additionally, a new species of humpback dolphin, Sousa sahulensis, was identified in waters off northern Australia. Furthermore, a new ancient giant river dolphin species, Pebanista yacuruna, was discovered in the Peruvian Amazon.

Mildy explosive, but mostly earthquakey activity.

A routine temperature check at the Norris Geyser Basin in Yellowstone National Park led geologists to discover a new blue water spring. According to the U.S. Geological Survey this new pool was likely caused by “mildly explosive events" last year.​

Too much smoke for this not to be some level of fire. I believe in Birkland and August is planetary conga time.

 

[Yugica]

So this is some speculation I have for the future in regards to fossils and scientific fraud -- in particular with paleontological fraud. It's my belief that there will be a major future scandal or incidence involving synthetic fossils that were otherwise nearly impossible to prove as forgeries.

To get more into it, and to set the stage, there have already been a number of cases of fossil fraud in the past and so this is nothing new. The usual way this goes is that fossil hunters in a poorer, shittier country will sell fossils to tourists and non-paleontologists(although sometimes they will buy them) and thus very interesting looking finds go for more money. Anything particularly interesting is either bought up by a paleontologist not wanting to let a potential discovery go into someone's collection to never be properly studied or someone who realizes it may be of some value loans it to some paleontologist(s) or a museum for study. Of course, the most interesting fossils are going to be rare. So why not just make an interesting fossil or lie about the location of a fossil you found? This is in part why paleontologists are skeptical of these finds and don't trust them. This isn't the only case though, as the other path is via academic fraud where an academic forges a fossil or find in order to get funding, prestige, to push some idea(s) or to work towards something like tenure.

Quite a few of these frauds have been found in the past. Both fraudsters selling fake fossils and the more shameful academic fraud. One case was the Piltdown Man, where academic fraud had been committed in the finding of a supposed human missing link. The same man who had done this had also made the fossil forgery of a mummified toad in a rock, pic related.

Another horrible example of fossil forgery/fraud is with Archaeoraptor which was found to be a chimera of multiple different fossils put together to seem like yet another missing link.

The speculation that I have though is that as more research is done into taphonomy(the study of how things fossilize, more or less) and molecular biology, the greater the capabilities are for fraud and forgery of fossils. Thanks to advances in molecular biology we have resources like meat glue which is an enzyme that is widely available to allow for the molecular stitching of animal tissues. This is used to produce things like filets of meat from many different kinds of animals with no stitching or seams and to also make many of the boneless meat products you'll find in supermarkets. Here's an example picture showing sea bass and salmon filets having been fused together:

As far as taphonomy goes, the very research done in this field seeks to replicate the fossilization processes that life can and will undergo -- as is necessary for the scientific method. One process is incredibly convincing and can be done in a day or two and that's "artificial maturation". The process is simple enough, take something you want to be fossilized and put it in the right mixture of aggregate(i.e. sand). Once set up you put it under a good deal of heat and pressure and let it cook for a day or two. Here's some pictures from this article that goes over it.

The best way to figure out if these artificial fossils are real or fake(when observing them outside of their context, which is a term for the place and stratum it was found and this can be lied about obviously) is going to be via isotopic analyses. Carbon-14 is a short-lived radio-isotope that would be the most obvious signature to look for. In samples that are supposed over a million years old there should be next to no carbon-14 measured. Another one would be a comparison of isotopes between tissues(assuming that you made a chimera) as the diet of an animal will determine the isotope ratio of its carbon, nitrogen and so on. The problem however is that any crafty forger can purposefully skew the isotopes of what his materials should have by influencing their diet and preventing their exposure to certain external sources. The only other good investigative method that I can think of involves scrutinizing microstructures and using polarized lens to look for oddities. Those two options require incompetence on the forgers' part though.

I can think of a few reasons to fake fossils for a larger, more political aim though. For any human fossils you can let your imagination run rampant but for other kinds of fossils I would imagine them drawing parallels to the "anthropocene(essentially means "age of man") mass extinction event" stuff I've heard about before and trying to make the rate of extinction we have now look better or worse than mass extinction events of the past. Of course there will always be the more individualized motives, like fame-seeking and so on. I'd personally bet that someone might try to make use of the discussion involving the "Silurian Hypothesis" which involves intelligent civilizations millions of years before mankind existed.

TL;DR: Be wary of huge fossil claims in the future, the technology and knowledge to make very convincing forgeries is present and people have been successfully faking fossils for over a hundred years.

 

[black people]

people have been successfully faking fossils for over a hundred years.

Pretty much since they discovered the first fossil in the 1850s.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

It's a pity Voyager doesn't have a langmuir probe, or anything similar, to measure the voltage difference across that "wall". It sounds very much like a plasma double layer.

This is probably what it measured and they reverse-transcribed it to the temperature which 50k kelvins is just 4eV

 

[Yugica]

Pretty much since they discovered the first fossil in the 1850s.

Yeah, although fossils have been known about and discovered for ages longer than that. They were always attributed to other things though, like "dragon's tongues" for megalodon teeth. Just quoting from wikipedia:

According to Renaissance accounts, large, triangular fossil teeth often found embedded in rocky formations were believed to be petrified tongues of dragons and snakes and so were referred to as "tongue stones" or "glossopetrae".

There was also the giant's ballsack thing. In reality it was likely part of a sauropod's thighbone.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Stephen King is on Epstein's list.

100%

* In the original version of It the Loser's Club, to celebrate all do a train on Beverly. The kids, not the adults.

Not the only time he’s done this. The entire plot of Gerald’s Game is just a series of retellings of a child being raped.

* Wrote basically the school shooter handbook in novel form as one of his earlier works under his pseudonym. Hard to find now because it was pulled from circulation in the 90's.

He also wrote Apt Pupil at the same time and filled it with the same content plus some more underage sex.

Dude is an obvious cokehead chomo.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Dude is an obvious cokehead chomo.

He's from Maine so it goes without saying he was either getting molested or doing the molesting. I've met six people from Maine in my life and they were all molested as kids. Nothing else to do up there besides lobster fishing and diddling kids.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Not the only time he’s done this. The entire plot of Gerald’s Game is just a series of retellings of a child being raped.

I thought the movie was actually not half bad, and didn't know it was a King book until after I did some reading on it. Apparently the book is a lot more retarded and the film made it an actually interesting exploration of how this woman's abuse effected her throughout her life and relationships. The scene where she was abused was actually really tasteful, the shot panned up from her and her abuser sitting on a bench to a blood red, demonic-looking sun in a way that was very chilling yet non-exploitative.
What were we talking about?
Oh yeah, Steven King, more like Steven GOONing. zing.

 

[FatalTater]

So my conspiracy theory is that celebrities do not watch each other they watch US. They hack our phones, and computers and they watch us, and they track us, normal boring people.

I would like to apologize for any celebrity that died of boredom while looking to see what I've been up to.

 

[Cromwell]

Mark Knopfler's Sailing to Philadelphia because the title track is actually taken from the Pynchon novel.

Hell yeah thanks for putting me onto it. This album is great.

Mark Knopfler could pass as a Southern rocker any day of the week. I used to think Dire Straits was a southern band

TL;DR: Be wary of huge fossil claims in the future, the technology and knowledge to make very convincing forgeries is present and people have been successfully faking fossils for over a hundred years.

In my view, what should be a telltale sign is if the fossil found seems to confirm everything that people already think and believe about the organism. I learned recently that the famous t-Rex hands that I grew up with are very different from what they were portrayed as. If a discovery challenges convention that’s probably a good sign

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Here's another conspiracy. What if the Bible is actually a lie and we have been lied to about and normalized a Jewish psyop for at least 15 centuries? What if it's just a bunch of Jewish vagrants and Canaanite spies plagiarizing other religious texts and calling themselves saints while hating the Roman Empire with their every blood and bone? What if we will become a space faring civilization if the church did not send Europe to the boonies for a millennia?

Think about it, you see a lot of the Medieval era in Communist regimes, the woke left and the Globalist inclusivity movement. They are all essentially the same thing with the exact same doctrine of "if you do not like me I will straight up kill you even if how unlikable I am" and twisting common sense upside down, obliterating the very concept of empathy and deeming every act that keeps a person physically and spiritually afloat a sin. It seems like their entire goal is to kill and persecute people with free will to slake their insecurities.

And when you read enough history books, you will notice every theocratic state in history is much more corrupt and hypocritical than a secular one -- So basically the church can have entire harems of 10 year old boys like they are in Canaan or Phoenicia but the monent you play a flute you're getting killed.

(And yes by "theocratic state" I included regimes built wholly on cults of personalities like Pol Pot and Mao)

You know the brainwashing worked when you speak to everyone who questions nearly anything and at least half of these somehow do not question a book that advocates infanticide and showing the non-belivers no mercy.

 

[Cromwell]

Here's another conspiracy, but what if the Bible is actually a lie and we have been lied to about and normalized a Jewish psyop for at least 15 centuries? What if it's just a bunch of Jewish vagrants and Canaanite spies plagiarizing other religious texts and calling themselves saints while hating the Roman Empire with their every blood and bone? What if we will become a space faring civilization if the church did not send Europe to the boonies for a millennia?

Think about it, you see a lot of the Medieval era in Communist regimes, the woke left and the Globalist inclusivity movement. They will take your life (or ruin it) for really petty reasons and the entire practice seems to be devolving into "if you do not like me I will straight up kill you even if how unlikable I am".

They will also twist common sense upside down and obliterate the very concept of empathy and people have to take time rediscovering stuff that the Romans have full knowledge of like the basic concept of medicine and personal hiygene and locations and cultures that the Romans have long conquered and knew perfectly what they were.

And when you read enough history books, you will notice every theocratic state in history is much more corrupt and hypocritical than a secular one -- So basically the church can have entire harems of 10 year old boys like they are in Canaan or Phoenicia but the monent you play a flute you're getting killed. It seems like their entire goal is to kill and persecute people with free will to slake their insecurities.

(And yes by "theocratic state" I included regimes built wholly on cults of personalities like Pol Pot and Mao)

You know the brainwashing worked when you speak to everyone who questions nearly anything and at least half of these somehow do not question a book that advocates infanticide and showing the non-belivers no mercy.

The Jews used to be pantheistic in their earliest history. I always found that funny

 

[Rapesputin]

PETA is run by the meat industry

 

[NoReturn]

Quite a few of these frauds have been found in the past. Both fraudsters selling fake fossils and the more shameful academic fraud. One case was the Piltdown Man, where academic fraud had been committed in the finding of a supposed human missing link. The same man who had done this had also made the fossil forgery of a mummified toad in a rock, pic related.

You might like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhIc-aWkk0U

 

[Yugica]

You might like this:

It's reminding me of the Bosnian Sun Pyramid. From what I remember it even got government endorsement behind it as an archeological site but it's seemingly all a ploy by one guy trying to garner tourism and prestige for Bosnia. Wikipedia has its own article covering the pyramid claims and I'm inclined to think that it's just a hill and not a manmade pyramid.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

It's reminding me of the Bosnian Sun Pyramid. From what I remember it even got government endorsement behind it as an archeological site but it's seemingly all a ploy by one guy trying to garner tourism and prestige for Bosnia. Wikipedia has its own article covering the pyramid claims and I'm inclined to think that it's just a hill and not a manmade pyramid.
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Filthy Serb dog hands wrote this post. Bosniak society dates back tens of thousands of years and of course the Serbs will do anything to discredit that.

 

[Yugica]

Filthy Serb dog hands wrote this post. Bosniak society dates back tens of thousands of years and of course the Serbs will do anything to discredit that.

I'm afraid these hands belong to something even more villainous. An American. All of that being said though, does anyone have anything interesting in relation to nuclear fission/fusion research? I've had an interesting idea in relation to all of that, but I lack anything to back it up other than there being potential motives(and I can also think of reasons why this wouldn't need for any conspiring to be done too so I'm mixed on it).

 

[Stoneheart]

From what I remember it even got government endorsement behind it as an archeological site but it's seemingly all a ploy by one guy trying to garner tourism and prestige for Bosnia. Wikipedia has its own article covering the pyramid claims and I'm inclined to think that it's just a hill and not a manmade pyramid.

They stopped exploration because they found out it was build by albanians.

l of that being said though, does anyone have anything interesting in relation to nuclear fission/fusion research? I've had an interesting idea in relation to all of that, but I lack anything to back it up other than there being potential motives(and I can also think of reasons why this wouldn't need for any conspiring to be done too so I'm mixed on it).

thats just a giant scam, there is only design that could work, but they cant get permits to build it because its in germany and nuclear is bad,

The big project are all pure scams, they even told the public that ITER and designs like it will never work but they are still planning more. the working design, Wendelstein 7-X is hated by the whole science community because it was build for "cheap" on time and on budget and it has a clear road map-