Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Long Earlobes]

Agreed. But being flashbanged by Jason is a general experience by his mere presence.

 

[Dr. Künt]

Slop News Network is gonna drop part 3 in 5ish hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR2saTw4Htw

 

[Vince McMahon]

Not sorry at all.

 

[Luecke]

Is this maybe also a mod alt? He just came into his chat and gifted 10 subs and in youtube 10 subs

Spoiler: Text

11:18 comicalsan: hello guys I am new to pirate software twitch but liked his youtube shorts
11:19 comicalsan: hello pirate software I love you thank you
11:19 comicalsan: thanks guys I can’t wait to be a part of this community
11:20 comicalsan: omg it’s pirate software
11:20 comicalsan: I am fan girl rn
11:20 comicalsan: omg
11:21 comicalsan: oh no pirate software gone
11:21 comicalsan: OMG YAY HES BACK
11:21 comicalsan: Have an amazing stream king I love you
11:22 comicalsan: you’re sweet enough as it is pirate software I love u
11:23 comicalsan: OMG THANK U @fe1iciathegoat
11:23 comicalsan: AHHHH
11:23 comicalsan: THANK U
11:23 comicalsan: LETS GOO
11:23 comicalsan: I AM NOW A PIRATE SOFTWARE ENJOYER
11:24 comicalsan: hiii guys !!
11:24 comicalsan: I’ll pay it forward
11:24 comicalsan is paying forward the Gift they got from fe1iciathegoat to the community!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to trueKing115!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to milkpelmen!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to issacfoster11!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to Critical_Mindset!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to virus_0070!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to LordMordicai!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to Gooiersnail!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to drake049!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to squidvicious_!
11:24 comicalsan gifted a Tier 1 sub to arhi_games!
11:24 comicalsan is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to PirateSoftware's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
11:25 comicalsan: yarrHeart
11:25 comicalsan: OMG I GOT THE EMOTES
11:25 comicalsan: LETS GOO
11:26 comicalsan: omg let’s make a community ant game
11:26 comicalsan: Rise of Colonies
11:26 comicalsan: Clash of Colonies

 

[30+GameOvers]

so, why is he called piratesoftware if he neither pirates nor makes software

Le wholesome quirky chuggerino, what if pirates (poorly) coded games? Hilarious!
Name really became ironic, considering he is one of the most anti-piracy "game devs" out there.

If you pause it and read the DMs that are on screen when he initially tabs over to Discord it appears to be him negotiating the purchase of various tiered Twitch Subs in exchange for Bits.

That's like one level above botting your twitter account with followers, lmfao. Funny how low he's fallen so quickly.

 

[Facom]

 

[Troonos]

"What bothers me about Pirate Software is he looks like my ex-wife"
Is tectone gay?

https://youtu.be/LtgdQY189LA?si=EEllgnnKykDoG7zL&t=421

No, he literally looks like a very ugly autistic woman. I really hate when men try to have long, styled lady hair. Same issue with Critikal, Kyle Hill, JP Sears. If you could see a man sitting in his boudoir and brushing his flowing locks for a half hour, he's no man.

 

[el gordo]

so, why is he called piratesoftware if he neither pirates nor makes software

according to him its ironic and because of that its funny
but when coding jesus does the same thing thats not a joke and completely serious, accoring to him

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Not sorry at all.

This REALLY reminds me of the whole "divine light severed" meme

Which is all the more funny with him being a sociopath whos divine light IS INFACT severed

Also Quinn released another video.

Just incase people struggle to understand the situation with twitch subs.

EDIT : didn't realize facom sniped me on the video. Damn

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Also Quinn released another video.

Just incase people struggle to understand the situation with twitch subs.

What's going to be the mald or maldcord reaction for this one?

Archive

I also love how nearly all the comments so far, they absolutely hate mald. I seriously think that there is barely anyone left who are actively going out of their way to sub or donate to this faggot. Seeing that most of July currently seems to be gifted subs wants me to think that.

 

[itogi]

Quintheo mentioned @Scorpion From MK as source of the VOD archive and Kiwifarms at 8:49. Local:

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What will be Mald's cope about faking the hype train record? My guess that he will try to downplay it by mentioning that this happened during a failed record attempt.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Quintheo mentioned @Scorpion From MK as source of the VOD archive and Kiwifarms at 8:49. Local:
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What will be Mald's cope about faking the hype train record? My guess that he will try to downplay it by mentioning that this happened during a failed record attempt.

Probably the best time for him to learn to stop talking, hopefully he tries to refute it though

 

[Facom]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2517424654?t=3h11m14s

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2517424654?t=3h17m12s

Maldman putting the blame of the hype train saga totally on Khronos throwing his soypuppet under the bus completely to save his own fur. Also states that he didn't reinburse Khronos (gotta be total bullshit)

 

[The sticky sock]

Quintheo mentioned @Scorpion From MK as source of the VOD archive and Kiwifarms at 8:49. Local:
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What will be Mald's cope about faking the hype train record? My guess that he will try to downplay it by mentioning that this happened during a failed record attempt.

The excuse will be that people were being harassed be the evil Kiwifarms and to mitigate the harassment people could donate through Khronos (a true and honest lawyer).

*Stretches and reacts to a comment that doesn't exist.
"Yeah...insane behaviour"

 

[Sierra Death Generator]

No, he literally looks like a very ugly autistic woman. I really hate when men try to have long, styled lady hair. Same issue with Critikal, Kyle Hill, JP Sears. If you could see a man sitting in his boudoir and brushing his flowing locks for a half hour, he's no man.

I never knew much about this guy but his physical appearance is excruciating to me. He might even look normal if he got a haircut and some glasses that aren't post-ironic post-post Weezer Buddy Holly glasses. He looks fucking stupid. But going off his behavior and severe narcissistic personality disorder I imagine this is how he styled himself when he was 14 years old and since everything he does is perfect there is no reason to ever change his look again.

When I saw those forced algorithm shorts last year or whatever I thought it was an ugly femcel or a tranny from the thumbnail at first.

 

[Intel Core Ultra 7 265k]

A phenomenon I've witnessed multiple times is when streamers will have their chat spammed with tranny flags on twitch and they dare not say a word about it. Not even a "please stop spamming chat". It's a hostage situation.

They know their careers will probably be fucking ruined if they do something bout it

 

[ZoopZoop]

Probably the best time for him to learn to stop talking, hopefully he tries to refute it though

As expected when I went over to his stream a few minutes ago he was talking about it. I don't think he is physically able to stop himself from trying to correct the narrative.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Quintheo mentioned @Scorpion From MK as source of the VOD archive and Kiwifarms at 8:49. Local:
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What will be Mald's cope about faking the hype train record? My guess that he will try to downplay it by mentioning that this happened during a failed record attempt.

He will continue the lie Khronos already set up. "oh, fans wanted to donate but would not be able to be there during the stream so they sent donos to Khronos ahead of time for him to forward them during the stream. Nothing sus here, the money came from the fans, and if you don't believe this dumb story it's because you are part of the haters. The fans would never doubt me."

 

[teriyakiburns]

Man could have avoided this if he'd just adopted the Josh Strife Hayes secondmonitormaxxing technique.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Only 2500 away!