🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 276 71.7%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.3%

  • Total voters
    385
One thing I've noticed, and to nobody's surprise, is that Ralph doesn't understand how to have a good time and enjoy himself while being funny or interesting. All he does is yell "FUCK YOU" and "LETS GO" and boss people around. He's not enjoyable by the other fish whatsoever. Also he's really, really trying to fuck Mexican binx aka Fenix aka fridgebody.


 
Ralph’s cohost has been lobotomized

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I decided it would be fun to talk to Grok 3 about the topic, and it denies all allegations that this ever happened.
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Asking it about Ralph's history is really funny! This is maybe one third of the answer that it gave to this question:
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^ If you look closely, it's even using the Kiwifarms as a source there at the bottom.

I was asking it about how to use its image editing feature. Then, unprompted, it brought up the topic of Ralph using it as a sex toy and suggested I do something about it.
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I like Chinese Warski.

Here's a bonus from one of the sources it showed me lol:
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One thing I've noticed, and to nobody's surprise, is that Ralph doesn't understand how to have a good time and enjoy himself while being funny or interesting. All he does is yell "FUCK YOU" and "LETS GO" and boss people around. He's not enjoyable by the other fish whatsoever. Also he's really, really trying to fuck Mexican binx aka Fenix aka fridgebody.
I’m disappointed we didn’t get any DEEP conversation and just usual Killstream antics. He was probably like this in Colombia with the tranny hooker.
 
Cinemas highlights
  • Ralph bragged that he's m-town and if someone makes fun of him he has to beat them up
  • Ralph genuinely wants to stab the guy who shouted out the kiwi farms
  • He's stuck in El Salvador till Wednesday
  • The reason Ralph disappeared after only a couple of hours is because he fell asleep :nitenite:
"After Action Report" Stream
  • Ralph is still lying down in bed streaming his face like beauty parlor death fats do
  • Ralph and Spictank are on a standoff
    • If they keep making fun of Ralph he's going to dox them
    • Likewise, they have his dox, so anyone attempting to pull the trigger first here is unlikely
  • Ralph continued to make fun of most of the people on Spictank
  • Ralph will be streaming IRL
    • It is possible Ralph is setting himself up to get confronted IRL again considering all the fresh new grudges he made
  • Ralph laughed that he's the winner and "fooled" them into paying for his ticket and hotel if you want to know the truth about it
  • Ralph became incredibly uncomfortable that there were homos all around him
    • This is apparently why he punched someone, Ralph stated he had to go m-town prison mode on the homos
  • Ralph needed his phone so Mersh could coach him on what to do next
    • Ralph didn't have Internet in the house and demanded the producers give him a mobile hotspot, which they obliged
    • After Ralph disappeared for the last time, Mersh told him he just got 2 Ws and needs to take his winnings and leave
  • After Ralph initially disappeared and woke up, he wanted cheeseburgers. He was willing to buy the entire team cheeseburgers as long as he could get one
  • Ralph genuinely believes he can host a fishtank ripoff called Ralphatank
    • He said he could afford to fund it with the 5k he keeps bragging about, but doesn't want too
  • Ralph's brand new jersey he could barely afford got beer on it during the show. He went off for a whole 2 minutes on how the entire Spictank team and contestants should be murdered if said jersey received any more damages
  • Ralph did spend the night there, but it was in the basement, away from the cameras
    • The first thing Ralph did when he woke up was log into Twitter and watch the latest Randbot drama
    • Ralph claimed the reason he woke up before anyone else did was because of the color of his skin
  • The stream was only an hour, Ralph probably made around $50 dollars, but I doubt it.
 
Frank to Trish: "YOU HAVE BRAINDAMAGE DURING THE SPELLING BEE!"
I love how grammatically incorrect this was, too.

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One thing I've noticed, and to nobody's surprise, is that Ralph doesn't understand how to have a good time and enjoy himself while being funny or interesting. All he does is yell "FUCK YOU" and "LETS GO" and boss people around. He's not enjoyable by the other fish whatsoever. Also he's really, really trying to fuck Mexican binx aka Fenix aka fridgebody.


He's such a midget even some lantina towers over him. Sad.
 
Best part to me is how these people expected some sort of fat ugly American to poke fun of, but instead got a feral ragepig that caused damage and had a violent encounter only a few hours in. It's almost genuinely as if they did bring a wild hog into the streamer house.
Looks like Mersch is his new e-daddy after falling out with Juju The Cow. That's a new level of low, people can make fun of Gator for being the Aqua Boy(among other things) but at least he didn't play second fiddle to fucking Mersch.
 
Ralph and Spictank are on a standoff
Hrm. I'd say it's a literal Mexican standoff but there's only one Mexican involved here.
Ralph laughed that he's the winner and "fooled" them into paying for his ticket and hotel if you want to know the truth about it
TBF, they got about as much as you could want from this interaction. I'm not sure how much more value add there would be if Ralph stays there for a few days instead of blowing up immediately.
Ralph genuinely believes he can host a fishtank ripoff called Ralphatank
Oh God, it'd be amazing in that Ralph would immediately get bored and just silently give up. It'd be a disaster of epic proportions.

This is assuming he ever got past the thought bubble stage, which is a massive assumption. Remember the Fuck DSP stream that Ralph hyped up and forgot about? What about Ralphamania - Colombia Edition?
  • He said he could afford to fund it with the 5k he keeps bragging about, but doesn't want too
The 5k he bet with Null??? Okay, I'm down with that bet being a true n' honest wager as long as it's contingent on Ralphatank happening and Null being a producer.
 
I expected it to go horribly wrong but that was really fast. I also assumed he'd be the one pissing the wrong dude off and getting the tar beaten out of him, not even getting to throw punches.
 
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