Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Null]

Maldman putting the blame of the hype train saga totally on Khronos throwing his soypuppet under the bus completely to save his own fur. Also states that he didn't reinburse Khronos (gotta be total bullshit)

Can someone please hard copy clip this shit to help the newfag

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

4 hours in to the stream (right now) and he's seething about the deceptive subathon practice. When question on why khronos is larping as someone else when doing subs, he threw khronos under the bus saying "ask him, not my problem", which khronos greedily lap up.

Also he's STILL 'working' on his minecraft server. Anyone who knows their minecraft stuff or even plays his server can see if he actually adds content to it that justifies this much time spent fiddling on his server? It all sounds just like constantly fiddling stuff like >potion now heals 95 hp instead of 90 hp kind of shi.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Remember when this stuff happens you don't need to stress out just let Daddy Maldy guide us with his infinite wisdom much in the way his father didn't guide him.

I really can't tell if this would be funnier or less funny with the parasocial daddy figure relationship he tries to create with his fans.

 

[419]

If you could see a man sitting in his boudoir and brushing his flowing locks for a half hour, he's no man.

I'm going to make a point here that isn't generally related to Mald, but I'd argue that this line of thinking is a good chunk of the reason why we've been in the middle of a tranny epidemic for so long. If you're going to look at a figure like Conan the Barbarian and say that he's somehow not a man just because "his hair is long", then that's pretty retarded.

That being said, Mald definitely looks like shit overall, and he's the last person who should even try to make long hair look good on himself.

 

[Shake]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2517424654?t=3h11m14s

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2517424654?t=3h17m12s

Can someone please hard copy clip this shit to help the newfag

480p sorry

 

[Troonos]

I'm going to make a point here that isn't generally related to Mald, but I'd argue that this line of thinking is a good chunk of the reason why we've been in the middle of a tranny epidemic for so long. If you're going to look at a figure like Conan the Barbarian and say that he's somehow not a man just because "his hair is long", then that's pretty retarded.

That being said, Mald definitely looks like shit overall, and he's the last person who should even try to make long hair look good on himself.

That's what you got from my post? Really?

 

[Roachbound]

Also he's STILL 'working' on his minecraft server. Anyone who knows their minecraft stuff or even plays his server can see if he actually adds content to it that justifies this much time spent fiddling on his server? It all sounds just like constantly fiddling stuff like >potion now heals 95 hp instead of 90 hp kind of shi.

I don't think anyone plays on it besides his most parasocial dedicated wannabe mods. But it has been down for 2&1/2 months(and that's with mald paying someone to do the programming)

 

[Maeis]

Newfag moment myself but when I try and use yt-dlp to download a clip, it just starts spamming out tiny mp4 files, even for a clip that's two seconds long. Any idea what's going on? The code i'm using is is


yt-dlp "https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2517424654" --download-sections "*03:11:14-03:11:15"

 

[Huddinge]

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"He may have done this scummy shit while lying to other mods and pretending to be someone else, but he did it because he was harassed, and if you're against him doing this then that means you agree with the harassment."

Always frame controlling with this guy.

Also, how they talk about Khronos being the "lead moderator" is so cringe inducing to me. Like he's not just a normal janny, he's the fucking lead one. As if it's supposed to be a big deal, and not just some made up title for the guy cleaning up mana gem comments in his chat. And Khronos, for some reason, is very very proud of this title, and displays first and foremost as his most significant characteristic it all over his social media.

 

[GoharMaria]

This devious mother fucker.

https://youtu.be/1YYNAruSye4?si=I2SCdHkCNsbPBFTO&t=968

Donating money to charity is a tax write off.
So any "donation" he doesnt read, he is still benefiting from.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Also he's STILL 'working' on his minecraft server. Anyone who knows their minecraft stuff or even plays his server can see if he actually adds content to it that justifies this much time spent fiddling on his server? It all sounds just like constantly fiddling stuff like >potion now heals 95 hp instead of 90 hp kind of shi.

I don't think anyone plays on it besides his most parasocial dedicated wannabe mods. But it has been down for 2&1/2 months(and that's with mald paying someone to do the programming)
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Wait, the server is offline while he's working on the update file? Who the fuck does that?

The downtime has to be longer than the uptime at this point.

You're telling me, that this Minecraft MMO he fucking advertises and works on all fucking day for, has been down for 10 weeks???? He's so fucking retarded it is unbelievable.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I don't think anyone plays on it besides his most parasocial dedicated wannabe mods. But it has been down for 2&1/2 months(and that's with mald paying someone to do the programming)
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Wait, the server is not even LIVE?!

He's STILL larping as a programmer. He just changed his item types from "common/legendary/etc" to "t1/2/3/etc". That's just basically editing shit on rpgmaker xp except he's doing it on notepad++ with black background to look like he's coding. He's just doing this all day everyday when he's not streaming playing games. Holy fuck.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Bretty gud, it works on its own editing and he's well-spoken. 350k views in a day is his best video ever, most of his vids are under 10k.it probably helps that 1 in 3 petition signers are watching for anything funny on this guy.

Mald really is the current high-tide that's raised every boat. Bro is basically a money-printing machine for the slop-o-sphere. Too bad Mald isn't seeing any return from it hehe, faggot.

Man could have avoided this if he'd just adopted the Josh Strife Hayes secondmonitormaxxing technique.

Fuck that hairy gorilla faggot. He tried to talk James down from that lolcow cliff and cut the flow of milk.

Maldman putting the blame of the hype train saga totally on Khronos throwing his soypuppet under the bus completely to save his own fur.

"I just want to make video games, and get other people to make video games, that's what this community is all about." Yeah okay, buddy. Bro needs to reinvent himself ASAP. If he were smart he would scrape up any loose cash he had, and hire an entire management team RIGHT NOW. He won't obviously, and that's why we love to hate him.

Also states that he didn't reinburse Khronos (gotta be total bullshit)

That's what he spent yesterday cooking up in his defense. Real lazy behaviour.

Spoiler: Mald's Jannies with their mod/timeout buttons in chat.

Seriously. They are banning the shit outta people right now.

 

[Aidan]

Khronos replied on Xitter with this. Mald keeps insisting Khronos has "posted publicly" about this but you won't see it unless you check his replies from what I can tell.


Mald also told the mods not to ban people for bringing it up but to redirect instead to presumably Khronos' message which is one of the below, I'm not going to bother to check the livestream chat.

Link | Archive


Link | Archive

 

[Roachbound]

Khronos replied on Xitter with this. Mald keeps insisting Khronos has "posted publicly" about this but you won't see it unless you check his replies from what I can tell.
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(edited) on khronos message, and mald's reply of "if it's about to lose, sure" certainly doesn't give off the innocent vibes he wanted to have lol

 

[Facom]

Khronos replied on Xitter with this. Mald keeps insisting Khronos has "posted publicly" about this but you won't see it unless you check his replies from what I can tell.
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Mald also told the mods not to ban people for bringing it up but to redirect instead to presumably Khronos' message which is one of the below, I'm not going to bother to check the livestream chat.
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Link | Archive

>if its about to lose
>edited message

 

[Mettaur]

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Can someone confirm if he's correct that boosting the Hype Train artificially only violates Twitch's TOS if he gives the moderator money to do it? It feels like he's trying to weasel his way out of it. Esp since there are statements where he's outright telling his moderators to wait until right before the stream dies before donating to keep it going artificially.

 

[Draftiel]

Can someone please hard copy clip this shit to help the newfag

lmao, lazy nigger hours

 

[itogi]

Uploading separate local archives of Mald's stream cope because Shake's local archives don't work for some reason (at least on my end).

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2517424654?t=3h11m14s

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2517424654?t=3h17m12s

 

[Heliantheae]

Fuck that hairy gorilla faggot. He tried to James down from the lolcow cliff and cut the flow of milk.

What the fuck are you trying to say? Can you repeat this in English?