Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[3-2-1836]

>Sloptuber pajeet who says he wont buy switch 2 and ofc buys it
>surprised that he's stingy about 13 bucks

>Willfully giving Mald even a dollar.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

>Hoplite
>Buccaneer
>Monk
>Prince
>Farmer
Is this his team? Where's the goddamn DPS, a single Bucc is not going to carry him through the Labyrinth.

Who the fuck do you think you are, judging his 7 years at Blizzard gaming experience? If he wants to run a shit ass 4d chess team, then he will. Why? Cuz he can, thats why.

You know what? I've had it with you. Mods, waterboard this guy.

 

[Alber]

I HEREBY SENTENCE THIS NIGGERFAGGOT, PIRATESOFTWARE, TO SEVERAL LIFETIMES OF BEING THE PERSONAL GUNT-LICKER FOR ETHAN RALPH

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I HEREBY SENTENCE THIS NIGGERFAGGOT, PIRATESOFTWARE, TO SEVERAL LIFETIMES OF BEING THE PERSONAL GUNT-LICKER FOR ETHAN RALPH

"Security, escort mr. Hall to the gunt chamber."

 

[Collections Agent]

I'm not a twitch user but don't girls get banned on there for showing cleavage?

Not since like 2015

 

[30+GameOvers]

Why doesnt this dude just pay people to finish his shitty story scrolling game and put it all behind him? He claims to have like 14 people on staff with benefits just to run his discord or mod his twitch chat? What the fuck? He doesn’t even do the art or write the music.

Yeah, but then he wouldn't get the clout from sitting on his ass and pretending to work all day

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

grifter man released new vid. can't archive locally cuz it won't let me upload

 

[yt Oliander]

Oh my God I can't believe Mald outed himself faking donations. The universe is truly on our side.

Don't care if it's already posted

Stick a terracotta fork in this faggot, he is done!!! Thank you Jesus Christ!

 

[Huddinge]

His new stance on his government hacking job. Why didnt say this on the podcast with Cohhcarnage when they were making him out to be the James Bond of hacking?

 

[limbdiction]

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His new stance on his government hacking job.

There was a team of 7, and 4 left to start their own security company. Why didn't they invite you, Jason?

 

[GratsTheat783]

Every time the flames start to die down, he finds some way to reignite them it feels like.

 

[cigint]

All his jobs are amazing, interesting, and he loved that company. Then he's about to get demoted or fired, and suddenly it was always boring and soul-crushing, and he left on his own terms to pursue fake game development.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

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Raise the volume and encode properly nigger. Learn ffmpeg.

"I'm fine if you want to attack me, but the moment you start attacking my employees..."
NIGGER, WHERE? You ban people at the slightest possibility of a critique OR a question. KEKMAO. I cannot believe his viewers continue eating this shit up. Literally subhuman cattle.

 

[Rockzo]

One thing worth mentioning is that @Mario Cerame was interviewed by Quin to see if this breaks Twitch ToS. Mario says that Twitch might give Pirate a different contract with a different ToS because he's such a huge streamer. "Twitch ToS might be superseded by our written agreement" or something to that extent.
Businesses in the real world when money changes hand work to negotiate contracts instead of using a 'contract of adhesion' like a ToS that regular people use. They want everyone to think it's fair but will give high profile users like Jason privileges like overlooking something like this. Because 'Twitch Hype Train World Record' is a good headline and they might not even care because they still get paid.

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His new stance on his government hacking job. Why didnt say this on the podcast with Cohhcarnage when they were making him out to be the James Bond of hacking?

lol he sounds so deflated. "I USE TO HACK POWER PLANTS FOR THE GOVERNMENT!" to "Yeah, I was just doing network vulnerability stuff, writing reports, nothing big." Maybe all the drama really is getting to him.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

That's because Dan Clancy is a notorious coomer for Twitch thots.

The time he showed off a new feature on someone elses stream using his personal account is 10/10 clip

 

[crackers breakfast]

Adolf Roachler and Josef Mangled-Cock preparing to brutally experiment on one of their ferret prisoners.
1941 - ferrschwitz concentration camp
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does this mean ross is murican soldier, who is fighting for freedom of europian gamers?

 

[shine forever]

Mald is right about YouTubers milking him for content, the issue is that he keeps providing more. I thought Coding Jesus was trying to be constructive at first, but he keeps churning out videos about the same topic.

 

[Retink Retunk]

The Slop News Network saga continues.

"I scaled the fire wall, and flipped the bit, using Linux I can see all of their bytes." - Hacker Known as 4Mald

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

There was a team of 7, and 4 left to start their own security company. Why didn't they invite you, Jason?

Here's some Mald lore going all the way back to his aspirations of becoming an entomologist ("research too hard" so he went to get a nepo job at Blizzard instead). Buy anyway, at around 06:30 Mald is very happy to tell us that the security company has failed (because one of the people was "a piece of shit" apparently):

 

[Officer Douche]

Mald is right about YouTubers milking him for content, the issue is that he keeps providing more. I thought Coding Jesus was trying to be constructive at first, but he keeps churning out videos about the same topic.

Everyone and their mothers are making vids on mald. We are truly in a recession when even the fucking archfiend is making videos about it.