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I had forgotten and now I can't wait until I forget again. It's relatively early on a Sunday, so I can still get blackout drunk while getting enough sleep to wake up for work tomorrow.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Somehow this crowd makes even the late season casts of The Real World look (almost) like elite finishing school graduates. And at least MTV paid for nice houses and had better a/v than this security footage. This shit is grim. And are all the men gay (or Scottish nerds)?
Um...
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How Ethan Ralph “fights”
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So when is Ralph going back to fuck the tranny on camera
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That hat is so fucking ugly. It looks like someone made a hat from a can of knock off vanilla coke. The weird design on it completely compromises the shape of the hat, from the back it looks like he's wearing a doo rag.Ask someone who has never heard of Ethan Ralph how old they think this person is:
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Why is this the most wigger Ethan Ralph has ever looked?
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Because he's typically always in control of the pictures taken and they're always the same angle/same pose. The fact he went to El Salvador to do this has to mean he's down bad way more than we could ever imagine.
When was the last time Ralph has given up any semblance of control? Not the bowling event. Not Ralphamania. Not Knoxville or Miami. The closest that comes to mind was during his therapy session with Jim on MattMundane's stream, and that doesn't particularly count because Ralph could easily have logged off at any time. Which he did when Matt started getting his licks in but whatevs. The only time I can really think of for 'Ralph having no control of the environment' is when he was in jail.
Um...
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His snout was glued to this forum the whole time like it always is, and he didn’t like the embarrassing pics and commentary that were posted here.
Like what a tiny rotund little manlet he is.
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He's generally uninterested in 3rd party participation unless he's able to mute his opponent, holler and abort any offending TTS/audio clips.
Where'd all the money go?
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He's generally uninterested in 3rd party participation unless he's able to mute his opponent, holler and abort any offending TTS/audio clips.
Where'd all the money go?
Not on his kids.
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All the people calling it a work are retarded and must believe Ralph every time he calls every embarrassing moment in his life a work,
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So Ralph obviously has a hotel room or airbnb safe space close to the production or he’s been sleeping at the airport. I’m going with the former, since I don’t think he would have agreed to this trip without a private hidey hole he could retreat to whenever he wanted. After his disaster visit to Hunter’s he learned his lesson.
Ralph is too anxious, socially isolated and stunted to be able to handle fake or forced interactions with a group of humans, even if they are just retards trying to entertain online audience. Even pre-planned pressings and confrontations are hard for him. Casually conversations is hard for him.
Ralph needs money badly, for rent and to pay for his teenage GF. Affection and house cleaning ain’t free. Ralph knows there money to made in trolling him. Maybe the producer is splitting all the pass and TTS income while Ralph is there or just a flat fee. The producer should be smart enough to pay Ralph half for showing up and the remainder on Wed.
It seems like part of the schtick was to convince the fish Ralph was a rich American streamer so they would be nice to him. But the fish realized what BS that was after seeing and spending a little time with Ralph. I’m assuming the fish don’t have access to the Internet, right? So they have to figure out what’s going on based on sus info the producer provides and then the reality in front of them. The successful American streamer schtick didn’t last one evening and I think Ralph is sore about that. He really wanted to be treated like a VIP by a bunch of weirdos. Turning into the butt of jokes the first day would sting, but I think his poverty might make him complete the humiliation ritual.
Ralph is too anxious, socially isolated and stunted to be able to handle fake or forced interactions with a group of humans, even if they are just retards trying to entertain online audience. Even pre-planned pressings and confrontations are hard for him. Casually conversations is hard for him.
Ralph needs money badly, for rent and to pay for his teenage GF. Affection and house cleaning ain’t free. Ralph knows there money to made in trolling him. Maybe the producer is splitting all the pass and TTS income while Ralph is there or just a flat fee. The producer should be smart enough to pay Ralph half for showing up and the remainder on Wed.
It seems like part of the schtick was to convince the fish Ralph was a rich American streamer so they would be nice to him. But the fish realized what BS that was after seeing and spending a little time with Ralph. I’m assuming the fish don’t have access to the Internet, right? So they have to figure out what’s going on based on sus info the producer provides and then the reality in front of them. The successful American streamer schtick didn’t last one evening and I think Ralph is sore about that. He really wanted to be treated like a VIP by a bunch of weirdos. Turning into the butt of jokes the first day would sting, but I think his poverty might make him complete the humiliation ritual.
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Ralph trying to pretend the audience is blind and didn’t see he looks like an elf with AIDS. He is as threatening (and strong) as an angry toddler.
When he was morbidly obese one could imagine he might be able to put weight behind a punch. Now he’s as threatening as an eighty year old woman, and about as frail, hunched and tall as one too. It’s quite an accomplishment to look that petite around South Americans, even Asians would tower over him.
Ralph made the fish look like super models in comparison.
Ralph only agreed to go on this stream if he was guaranteed nobody would harm one white hair on his head, not even if frail midget grandpa threw a weak punch or two. Ralph is most famous for getting his ass kicked, he dreamed this would be his chance at being the ass kicker but it’s less believable than the wrestlers at Ralphamania.
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Maybe you should foray into professional boxing, Ralph. Your form is impeccable!
If you let the hog rage win, the former MMA fighter wouldn't have stood a chance.
If you let the hog rage win, the former MMA fighter wouldn't have stood a chance.
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Why do I have the sneaking suspicion his thumb is tucked in his fingers?
Also, no hiding the turkey neck. Gobble gobble.
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The hotel room he's attempting to hide has 2 visible windows, the one to his left is arched. Doesn't look like he's on the first floor.
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My nigga. He started to get bullied after a few hours and immediately ran away after boarding a plane for El Salvador to visit this place.
I pray to God this is an actual work because anything else is beyond embarrassing. Ralph handles shame in such a weird way because he obviously feels it, but then does shit like this which builds up and leads to his BPD woman behavior.