Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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It's okay to cuck your spouse unless you do it with AI, because becoming attached to AI is creepy and destructive. Yet somehow becoming a paypig for Ellen is not considered creepy or destructive. Annoy far-right trolls, join my Patreon!

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As seen with what I posted before, she often contradicts herself in the exact same fucking comic, so I bet she has already made some post, comic, or whatever that says "cucking your husband is bad".
 
It's okay to cuck your spouse unless you do it with AI, because becoming attached to AI is creepy and destructive. Yet somehow becoming a paypig for Ellen is not considered creepy or destructive. Annoy far-right trolls, join my Patreon!

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She hates it cause the AI is actually nice to the user and pretends to care about the user's needs.
 
It's okay to cuck your spouse unless you do it with AI, because becoming attached to AI is creepy and destructive. Yet somehow becoming a paypig for Ellen is not considered creepy or destructive. Annoy far-right trolls, join my Patreon!

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That is wild coming from someone who openly cucks her husband and posts nudes next to posts of her own children in comics. I think her doing all that is arguably much more likely to blow up a family than some rando chatting with an AI partner.

She hates it cause the AI is actually nice to the user and pretends to care about the user's needs.
She hates it because AI is siphoning off her simp audience from her and AI is somehow more likeable and interesting than her and her quirky chungus humor comic.
 
She hates it because AI is siphoning off her simp audience from her and AI is somehow more likeable and interesting than her and her quirky chungus humor comic.
It's especially funny as PizzaCake's style could be easily copied by an AI. Flat backgrounds, flat colors, same poses reused multiple times in the same comics, the only things really changing being the speech bubbles. You could automate this shit I bet.
 
Really? That is how I feel looking at any woman who displays artificial immodesty over candid allure.
At least a pornstar is usually honest with herself about what she does, and might not have an ego. The average pornstar actually displays more intelligence than Ellen in their life outside the business, and would definitely have more interesting things to say than lecturing you about orange man bad.
 
I missed some of her Reddit shit.
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It looks like a butthole.
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They take themselves way too seriously. I guarantee that someone has commented "I'm not a nazi but I don't like this comic" and earned a permaban. Ellen continues to insist that anyone that doesn't like her shit is a Nazi.
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I haven't seen this posted here, a clear picture of Ellen's cuck husband:

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LMAO this is who she brags about being Mr. Tall and Handsome. Look at how badly he's balding in the middle of his dome :lit:

This is probably the actual face he makes when he's behind the camera taking her OF photos.
He looks like if Psychicpebbles got into Funko Pops and Reddit instead of becoming an animator
 
"not even trying to get a date"
No you probably gave your number to them and told them when your husband isn't gonna be at home.

"isn't gonna be at home" = "will be in the cuck closet"


If you are pushing 40 and still live your parents, you need to just neck. There's no hope for you.
I'd caveat this: If you are pushing 40 and you HAVE to live with your parents, you need to just neck.
If you choose to live with your parents - that is, have your life together, have self-sufficient income, have the life skills to live on your own, such that your are basically roommates with your parents, that's fine. Save money for a house, help keep an eye on mom and dad, even divorced parent and you want someone to be able to help with the kids during the day. I don't see anything wrong with that.

However a there are a bunch of non-functional failure to launches. And if you aren't able to leave the nest by 40 its time to visit Canada for some MAID.

The current economy is trash and rent is insane. I do not blame anyone for moving back in with their parents or parents moving in with their children to save money.

But anyway, this wasn't my point. My point was, Ellen is complaining about something that isn't even a real issue. Your average Western parent isn't giving their kid the boot the moment they turn 18 or expecting them to pay rent. That's one of the many myths redditors keep repeating.
Agreed.

Many redditors act like this is a huge problem because they are the ones being expected by their parents to get a job instead of sitting around banning wrongthink on Reddit all day because they "don't have the spoons" to do adult work.


There is nothing wrong with multi day fasting, lots of people do it without issue. In fact, it's popular in Islam to fast... is Ellen calling Islam dangerous?
The multi-day thing would concern me a bit depending on who's doing it. And too much fasting can do bad things to your metabolism especially if you keep it up for weeks or months. Like a fatty-fat trying to lose weight with not more than moderate exercise that schedule is fine until they hit a reasonable BMI, but even your average 40 year old skinny-fat like Ellen I would be concerned.

But intermittent fasting, anything less than 36 hours (16 hour overnight fasting, or no-cheat days) is completely fine and your body is well adapted to deal with a lack calories for that long without making drastic changes. Intermittent fasting can also help counter/prevent/delay the 'Betes by keeping your body from going into insulin desensitivity.

I usually do a 24 hourish saturday to sunday fast (no religious reason, just I am often out drinking on Saturday so that's not a good combo with fasting) and try to not eat overnight but work schedule & insomnia makes that difficult.

Islam is also day-time fasting, you can eat once the sun goes down.


Vegas used to be pushed a lot out here as the vacation destination. It's also cheaper to fly there than to fly across Canada.
It still is.
But more to the discussion, Vegas used to be THE place for quiet marriages.
Back in the old day, they woudn't just give a marriage license to anyone (remember the Kentucky Clerk shitting on fags?) and Nevada was one of the few states the basically said "We will issue a marriage to anyone who shows up and is legally able to marry (of age, not already married)". Add to this legalized gambling and you have a bunch of low-impulse control people together in an area designed to jack up emotional highs, and Vegas was the wedding capital of the world in the 60s and 70s. the Elvis thing was because of Elvis' residency.

One of the reasons this scheme started was to low-key legalize prostitution - until they managed to officially legalize prostitution. They still do this in Muslim countries, principally Iran, where you find your whore, "get married", fuck, and then anull - you have not fornicated nor engaged a prostitute as you'd just pay a "wedding fee".
 
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It was an actual photo and not her drawn porn.
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Imagine paying for this Momo homage.

It was an actual photo and not her drawn porn.
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Imagine paying for this Momo homage.
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Instead of Man or Bear, how about we do Ellen or Momo?

Momo won’t waste her time making tweets about a president that doesn’t affect her.

Momo won’t make an OF and drawn porn of herself in a bland art style (plenty of NSFW artists draw Momo and are vastly superior anyway).

Momo won’t call me every -ist and -phobe under the sun.

Momo won’t blame men for her problems.

Momo actually gives a fuck about her kids (chicks?) assuming she has any.

Momo won’t cuck you.
 
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Instead of Man or Bear, how about we do Ellen or Momo?

Momo won’t waste her time making tweets about a president that doesn’t affect her.

Momo won’t make an OF and drawn porn of herself in a bland art style (plenty of NSFW artists draw Momo and are vastly superior anyway).

Momo won’t call me every -ist and -phobe under the sun.

Momo won’t blame men for her problems.

Momo actually gives a fuck about her kids (chicks?) assuming she has any.

Momo won’t cuck you.
she looks like a goddamn tranny in this image
 
Ellen traumadumps again. This isn't how trigger warnings work, you're supposed to say what the trigger is.IMG_7075.webp
Criticism on her has been pretty light on Reddit so I'm not sure why she's looking for pity again.
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Almost like your feed figured out you're misogynistic so it's showing you more of what you like. It's not smart enough to tell that you hate bimbos but not vagina stuff.
 
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Almost like your feed figured out you're misogynistic so it's showing you more of what you like. It's not smart enough to tell that you hate bimbos but not vagina stuff.
"Lmao no sex" is she permanently stuck in a high school mentality? Even the cattiest women I work with won't bring up whether or not youve slept with someone.
 
"Lmao no sex" is she permanently stuck in a high school mentality? Even the cattiest women I work with won't bring up whether or not youve slept with someone.
Yes. Most women are. You're extremely hard pressed to find one who behaves like an actual adult when push comes to shove. Not that they're incapable of maturing, our society has just been operating in a way where most women (and a lot of men) don't have to experience the hardships and struggles that mold you in to a bigger person. And most jobs are easy enough that literal middle school kids could do them, so they can kinda float through life that way.
 
I haven't seen this posted here, a clear picture of Ellen's cuck husband:

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LMAO this is who she brags about being Mr. Tall and Handsome. Look at how badly he's balding in the middle of his dome :lit:

This is probably the actual face he makes when he's behind the camera taking her OF photos.
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He’s into voyeur so here’s what I cooked.
 
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