Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Burnt Effigy]

grifter man released new vid. can't archive locally cuz it won't let me upload

Good fucking lord, are we gonna have to start Niggermarking text too?
This is just the diff from this post, explored worse.

Correct :

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Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Why the fuck is he bringing in the Command and Observer pattern for narrative driven games? RPGs, sure, but narrative driven games, really?
Almost certain he's just doing the grift for his cracked website thing.

 

[3-2-1836]

Not since like 2015

Was that before or after Twitch removed the rule requiring girls to pretend to play games.

 

[BigPeanut]

There was a team of 7, and 4 left to start their own security company. Why didn't they invite you, Jason?

Too much maldavian locker room talk like “come on guys, I’m not saying I WANT to fuck a ferret, but if I WAS a ferret I would def fuck that fussy up.”

im gonna need another ferret status report from @BigPeanut soon to lift my spirits

sadly it will only lower your spirits further, as the ferrets… the ferrets… they are…RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED!

 

[The Stranger]

 

[fukkit]

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His new stance on his government hacking job. Why didnt say this on the podcast with Cohhcarnage when they were making him out to be the James Bond of hacking?

So he just read this post and decided to flip the script

https://www.highergov.com/contract/DEHS0000086/#status

I dug up what I believe to be the contract and read through what they were contracted for. It appears to be general advisory, including but not limited to issues that would fall under cyber security, but this is under general advisory. In other words, they were essentially a contracted IEEE inspector.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I think one thing that impresses me the most about Mald is that he's a furry and involved with trannies but that's like not even 5% of the reason why people post in his thread

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Sorry, Mald. The beatings slop will continue until morale improves.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Why the fuck is he bringing in the Command and Observer pattern for narrative driven games? RPGs, sure, but narrative driven games, really?

because he's a midwit with a couple years experience and a course to sell

 

[Roachbound]

This short is fucking hilarious in hindsight

original mald clip

It's so funny how this is like, sound advice and analogy, until you remember jason never had a "fish tank increase" until 2024 because dude is a wealthy nepobaby, and immediately he spends the first "fish tank increase" on commissioning a 1mil USD ferret rescue compound and paying 10 jannies, completely frivolous purchases to accommodate his desires, and a year later the fish tank has halved in size.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

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what do you all think? More fraud, or a simp getting defrauded into thinking this is a good idea?

You can check an accounts age and their posting history in a twitch chat. If it’s a dead sock account then it’s obviously a mod

 

[Billy Bong]

He's still got his bot banning like crazy. I thought it would have slowed down by now, but there's no end in sight.

 

[${Sandy}]

I've been playing Far Cry 2 lately and I noticed when you open it up on steam you get an option to launch a multiplayer server. Ubisoft has always had the ability to stop killing their games, they just decide not to do it.

Im gonna pour a drink when Malding Faggotry inevitably kills himself. In fact, I'm gonna buy a bottle and label it specifically, "Drink this when Malding Faggotry commits suicide."

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

The timestamp is around 07:26:20 in the full VOD. I made a short clip of the hype train section with Khronos in question, showing it's legitimate. He even helpfully mouses over everything to show it's not "some cheap photoshop." Thank you @Scorpion From MK!

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The 50k bits at 20sec left is probably at ~06:58:35, but the onscreen messages aren't synced due to the large amounts of smaller donos, so the username isn't shown. Description and read message match.

Holy shit what a fucking retard. I don't know how you even begin to argue your way out of something like this.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

 

[MercuryMan]

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Its impressive how you can attribute almost every feature of Maldy to other cows. He's so textbook its crazy.

 

[itogi]

You can check an accounts age and their posting history in a twitch chat. If it’s a dead sock account then it’s obviously a mod

The account is 6 year old according to TwitchTracker (archive).

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

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I didn't want to be too on brand with this comparison, so for months now I've held off but since you've broached it here ...it's fucking nuts how much these two have in common as cows.

Insulated narcissistic weirdos from Washington State with gross kinks who cannot tolerate valid criticism of their insane behavior who both get regularly dog piled on for it by the near entirety of the internet who are both also responsible for negligent animal deaths they had convienient excuses for. Even got popular for videos featuring banana costumes. All Mald needs to do now is chuck Shaye out a second story window and film it afterwards so we know he had nothing to do with it. Hell he even was caught up in a grooming scandal recently with those horrific furry chat log leaks.

 

[hand holding faggot]

The Slop News Network saga continues.

Off topic, but is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness (as claimed in this video)? The only thing I can remember from half a year ago is one clip where he couldn't solve the puzzle, went off camera for some time, came back and solved it. But I played the game for the first time around the same time (I really liked it) and I've had these moments as well because sometimes you really just need a break to solve a puzzle.
The thing I found suspicious is that Jason, the puzzle master, hadn't played the Witness until that moment. It's more likely that he had played the game before and knew pretty much all he needed to know.

 

[Guntkvd]

Is there an apology form I can fill for slandering yandere dev's coding skills?

 

[Facom]

"
Just skimmed through one of his VODs where he had HeartBound code up and was working on the game. Times are approximate HH:MM:SS

0:30:00 - starts GameMaker studio
0:33:00 - launches minecraft to investigate blockgame issue
0:41:00 - decides to call a user out for a contest (using his GameMaker code as a scratchpad for the user info, still hasn't made any changes)
1:11:00 - finally runs HeartBound from GameMaker (testing for a bug)
1:22:00 - makes the first code change to fix the bug and retests
1:39:00 - fixes the bug and jumps to show ray trace lighting feature in game
1:45:00 - watches video of someone getting HeartBound (decompiled) to run on smart fridge
2:26:00 - jumps back into configuration files for blockgame (a minecraft mod) and makes changes to that
2:42:00 - jumps into another IDE looking at the minecraft mod code (java) to debug some error
3:05:00 - jumps into minecraft to test bug and sends off a note to developer to work on it
3:15:00 - jumps into hack mud to teach some hacking in the game

In between all of this:

- showing and talking about other games (little kitty, big city)
- talks about ferrets (using ms paint)
- talking and showing tiktok accounts
- reading dms
- jumping into console app for hack mud
- jumps onto some twitch raid event thing (suggested by chat)
- talking about game dev and tools
- talking about threads found on reddit about witchcraft
- talking about dehydration products
- explaining golbin theory with ms paint
- watching his subscriber counts
- jumps into notepad to write out a list of names for some other thing
- explains eve online events (via ms paint)

After the 3 hour mark, for the rest of the stream he just plays hackmud, never returning to HeartBound.

So for about 120 minutes of streaming he did about 10 minutes of actual HeartBound development, spending more time looking at minecraft mod code than his own game.
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