Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Dramaposting is good]

Salvage your streaming career now.

He can't. His career is built entirely on the image of him being an uberhaxxor dispensing sage advice. If he doesn't come clean, he'll just spiral further into lolcowdom. If he does come clean, his image is destroyed forever. He could retreat from the internet, learn to code, finish Heartbound etc but he's demonstrated the extent of his creativity with the stuff that's already there - painfully unremarkable. There's just no career path for an honest Jason.

 

[MaldingFerret]

Sloptubers have been relentless on this motherfucker. You'd think that after a week or two all the information about this idiot would be out already but it keeps going. Maybe if he stopped being a smug asshole for like 2 minutes it'd go away but no. Good shit.

This thread will probably keep those losers in business for the next 10 years. There's so much content here.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

TWO FUCKING MONTHS FOR THIS?!

We gotta start documenting which lines are added, seeing the amount of ellipses going up, I wouldn't be surprised if at least 10 of these lines are nothing but "..."

 

[FrogMinutes]

Salvage your streaming career now.

seeing that 1k being met, on his fucking birthday is a bad omen of what's to come.
there is no coming back for him at this point. he's already firmly set in his mald ways.

a simple: "Shieet maybe I was a bit wrong on a few things" is something anyone, no matter your creed, race. autistic jagged alliance
can agree, would be out of character for him. it's one thing if only one group of people hates your ass.
but when every group can agree your shit is fucked. you need to rethink some things.

he is incapable of doing this.
look at that 1k number and really let all the shit he's doing settle in.
it's fucked.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Lolol Mujin came out with a video.
Dude does 98% vtube drama content but even he had to come out and dunk on Mald.
He's usually pretty well researched but can go on irrelevant tangents due to a very young audience

I can't preserve so if someone feel inclined

Mujin makes informed videos about what he's into (vtubers etc) but he has made some offtopic slop videos where he just likes to dramatize stuff for sweet youtube cash.
The big part is that his audience is massive and mald's lolcow reputation is now cemented among zoomers too




This meta is gonna be milked until the end of July at least

(Decided to watch the mujin video and he actually bothered watching the hugeass Dev (shortfatotaku) video about Pirate, seems like he's pretty accurate in retelling this story!)

 

[canalCrab]

Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

Spoiler: 1.0.9.643 Stats

Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215

Spoiler: 1.0.9.644 Stats

Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason

Thats less than 6 words per line of dialogue on average. How do you even manage to write so little per dialogue line?

seeing that 1k being met, on his fucking birthday is a bad omen of what's to come.

I wouldn't be surprised if he got a sonichu pendant sent to him, at this rate.

 

[cigint]

Thats less than 6 words per line of dialogue on average. How do you even manage to write so little per dialogue line?

Oh you sweet summer stalker child. Perhaps you haven't seen the playthrough of this magnest opus.

.... No .... this can't be happening ...

... I tried .... but .... it wasn't enough ...

... Father .... lend me thy career ....

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

I wouldn't be surprised if at least 10 of these lines are nothing but "..."

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

 

[Adam Copium]

Happy 1K pages, Maldsisters!

PreserveTube's giving me ErrorYTUnavailable

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you look like a faggot and you act like one to.

 

[canalCrab]

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Oh you sweet summer stalker child. Perhaps you haven't seen the playthrough of this magnest opus.

Oh wow, that's some shit writing, worse than expected.

And I am saying that as someone who uses elipses quite a lot myself

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Oh wow, that's some shit writing, worse than expected.

And I am saying that as someone who uses elipses quite a lot myself

I was not aware of how much I used ellipses at the end of discussions until HO pointed the ...'s out in his game. Now I actively try to avoid doing it.
It feels dirty.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

As always, writing is the lions share of work left in the game. It takes time but I will keep releasing monthly updates until it is done.

I've not played this game, but from the several videos I've watched covering the game, a consistent complaint is that there is too much writing and not enough gameplay and this dude isn't adding fucking any? What is the point of it being early access then? This game has like 2 wario ware style minigames and that's fucking it?

 

[Doggy Dog World]

Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

Spoiler: 1.0.9.643 Stats

Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215

Spoiler: 1.0.9.644 Stats

Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason

Mald unironically busted out a high school essays worth of words the day before it was due.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Not sure what regex you're using, but this seems to catch ellipses better:

"[^a-zA-Z]*?\.\.\.[^a-zA-Z]*?"

 

[Arcadian Stag]

Correct :

+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Really hope the enum.value_17 is just an artifact from decompiling and he hasn't really called his enums value_17, value_18 etc. that would be the cherry on top of his shit coding pie.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Really hope the enum.value_17 is just an artifact from decompiling and he hasn't really called his enums value_17, value_18 etc. that would be the cherry on top of his shit coding pie.

Isn't the point of an enum that you can name it anything you want too?

 

[Dr. Künt]

like persona 3/4/5 non story event.

Jason claims his game has 100s of routes, but look at something like Star Ocean 2 (the remake rules btw).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgFMJD0wao

The game has 99 short epilogue scenes, depending on who you took in your party and your friendship level with them, you can't get all in one playthrough. What if Jason means something like this? Just scenes at the end with different people showing up and droping one line.
For Star Ocean this was just a fun thing for the player before the Internet could spoil something like this for you, for Jason it's a selling point and his genius.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Jason claims his game has 100s of routes, but look at something like Star Ocean 2 (the remake rules btw).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgFMJD0wao

The game has 99 short epilogue scenes, depending on who you took in your party and your friendship level with them, you can't get all in one playthrough. What if Jason means something like this? Just scenes at the end with different people showing up and droping one line.
For Star Ocean this was just a fun thing for the player before the Internet could spoil something like this for you, for Jason it's a selling point and his genius.

The game would have to have characters for this.
From what I can tell the game just insists of blobs that bark you to do thing and then you do thing and move to the next area and do thing again.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Imagine being pirate software for a second.
The only Ws in your life has been not being born a jeet and succesfully scamming people to fund your totally-not undertale rip-off that will never get completed.
You'd rather be a smug laughing stock than admit you are wrong on anything so you refuse to aknowledge that you roached during retarded WoW livestream (which you play solely because your daddy is a big shot at blizzard), nor admit that you misread the intention of stop killing games, further allowing the internet to inevitably crown you with a (lol)cow-patterned clown wig and become the biggest and most pathetic joke on the internet and, worst thing of them all, that wig its only metaphorical instead of literal, so it doesn't actually conceal those long, greasy hair which, when paired with that baby face of your and artificially deepened voice inevitably makes people confuse you for a fat troon. Think, if it wasn't for your pathetic existence, youtube drama slop would've been flooded the platform with video about the fox girl that killed herself and the pooner from reddit responsable for it, but No, you had to be a retard, you had to act like a big villain, act smug and apologize for nothing. Your legacy is burned, everyone hates you, everyone know you had gay furry sex while you were married and whatever you do, think or say, everyone is ready to laugh and mock at you.
Happy birthday!