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The next update will provide Protagonist with a novel stretching animation.
Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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roach69
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I hope someone will make a tier list of videos clowning on Mald
Aurellia Spaghettellia
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Did I just tune in to see him picking the theme by himself? The vote was 50/50 and he chose it?
...Yeah... Fair. I guess...
canalCrab
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I dont think so, I think hed have said the same thing if loops had won. Gotta make himself the most important one by claiming to have been the deciding vote
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There is 0 to none chance that Mald has any sort of actual game design docs. Which means he writes this digital furry kampf on the go. Given that shartbound is for the most part a self-insertion, makes me wonder how he is going to reflect this entire drama happening right now. Obviously he does not think he inflicted all of it upon himself. So it should end up like a low-quality teenage angst fanfiction as the only way to process "properly" his emotions.
"Everyone is dumb and mean. Goodbye a cruel world
((("
"Everyone is dumb and mean. Goodbye a cruel world
((("
kiwifarms net
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Elementary schoolers have higher standards than this. God, what is wrong with all of his dialogs, though? I feel like every character Jason writes sounds the exact same. There's more individuality and emotion expressed by the shitposters ITT.
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If KF allowed you to remove negative stickers, there would be quite a few people doing it. I've seen far too many "Quit giving me hats/trashcans" posts to think otherwise.
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I don't think even porn artists or fanfic writers would want to make stuff about the MC, just leaves a bad taste in people's mouths. Guess Jason really self-inserted hard
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Only One mana gem amirite
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I completely forgot it's his birthday, he's getting felted with big videos dropping this week
Also he has the phisique of a hag living in the woods, mabye it's his homegrown mushroom diet
I recommend this review of his game because he points out how the game DOESN'T EVEN HAVE REAL PUZZLES, but literal baby handheld stages
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canalCrab
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People here seem really hard to out-tism each other.
"You rape a ferret 'only one' time and they forever call you ferret fucker"
And he turned off the ban counter, for some reason.
Aurellia Spaghettellia
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Ross Scott caricature is one of the bosses in the late game, and he just happens to be a nazi working directly for the evil fruit orchard farmers. Rest of the game becomes his power fantasy with OP of this thread being the final boss.There is 0 to none chance that Mald has any sort of actual game design docs. Which means he writes this digital furry kampf on the go. Given that shartbound is for the most part a self-insertion, makes me wonder how he is going to reflect this entire drama happening right now. Obviously he does not think he inflicted all of it upon himself. So it should end up like a low-quality teenage angst fanfiction as the only way to process "properly" his emotions.
"Everyone is dumb and mean. Goodbye a cruel world
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Tectone (1mil sub) reacts to a video talking about mald's shit game, starts by defending mald's wow drama (cause tectone was in the wow guild and saw everyone doing the same thing mald did but says the furry stuff is weird and the skg hate is justified. Then gets told by his chat that mald's voice is fake, doesn't believe it, gets linked to 3 videos and is convinced that mald at least beefs up the reverb setting on his mic
preservetube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cRZKeGnVfpo
bonus timestamp: https://youtu.be/cRZKeGnVfpo?t=980
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Here's a pair of concepts that are different enough to warrant them being separate categories:
1). You are, comparatively speaking, a small human working as a corporate hireling tasked with tracking and hunting down rogue mechanoids. You're equipped with a melee weapon that can parry all melee attacks (but you have to dodge all ranged ones) and it can strip metal plates exposing enemy's weakpoints. You're also equipped with a ranged weapon that discharges a strong EMP, capable of shutdowning any mechanoid you meet, but only if you hit the weakpoint. No mechanoid has its weakpoint exposed at the star of encounter so you have to engage in melee combat. The "twist" is that the ranged weapon can hold only one charge per fight.
Theoretical boss rush mode, stylized as an underground gladiatorial arena, where your EMP cannon recharges with hits against a weakpoint after you kill an enemy. You still can have only one ammo for that gun.
2). The game starts as a walking sim, you appear to be a child who's wandered into a seemingly abandoned castle, admiring its rooms and their contents. rooms have very mild platforming mechanics meant to slow you down. As soon as you enter your first room, a very distinct sound of the chains rustling happens, signifying that the castle's gate is closed (if you walk back, you see that it indeed is). Once you explored enough rooms or spent enough time inside the castle, the same distinct sound of chains can be heard again (there is no other similar sound to make this one significant). When the chain sound stops, the game becomes an outrun sequence, because the castle is haunted and now there's a shade hunting you. You cannot fight back, only escape. If the shade catches you, you must sacrifice one memory fragment of a room you explored in the first part of the game. If the sacrificed fragment contained a memory of a room you walked by without interacting with objects and\or taking time to admire the visuals, it only slows the monster down. But if a room was thoroughly (but not necessarily fully) explored, it stuns the monster, giving you extra time, or, if you're felling risky, interact with more objects on your way out.
So, essentially, the game is about running out of the castle without running out of memories about the castle.
Potential high score rankings based on the amount/quality of memories you kept, or how quickly after entering the second phase you escape.
After you first complete the escape sequence, you get a small cutscene of an unspecified adult human suddenly waking up after a nightmare.
fukkit
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You think Malds dad will call him for his birthday?
Luecke
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I thought his dad would see him as a disappointment but if heartbound, the game where mald self inserts himself,is to be believed, his dad is just like nick rekieta's dad. The kind of dad that would endanger his grandkids by lying to the court just to save his failure of a son. Mald's mom might be the villain in his game, but she might have whipped him into shape if she was around in mald's life instead of his dad (they separated iirc).