Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Slav Power]

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...hi...
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...one milion elibses...
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...waow...
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...one milion elibses...
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...extreeeme...
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[Hillbilly Slim]

"I really liked making champions of breakfast because concept to launch was 24 days."

"I dont think I'm going to make another story driven game again."

Lmao, poor guy. Having to make hundreds of thousands of dollars for lower-quality writing than an anime fanfic.

 

[cigint]

Spoiler: sperg

Isn't the point of an enum that you can name it anything you want too?

The point of an enum is to inform the compiler that variables of a given type can only take on a limited number of specific values. Then, the preprocessor can enforce this constraint and warn you if you've made a little Jason somewhere. The compiler can also in some cases produce more efficient machine code from your source because it knows that a limited range of discrete values is guaranteed.

Deceptive phrasing like this makes me think that Jason is just malicious and conniving rather than mentally ill with narcissism(referring back to the reference that Maldavius' root origin is malice).

100% agreed. There's no imaginable benevolent reason to keep all his finances in one nebulous slush fund. On stream he will say things like "oh yeah btw today's donations are all going to the ferrets". But it all goes into this magic money hole where he never has to show any receipts for what he actually did with it. He said it himself that the reason he doesn't make it an official charity is because he doesn't want to "create the appearance of moving money around suspiciously". I don't think one side of his brain really understood how the other phrased that.

The ferrets are just a sympathy farm and they've been and will be stuck in those same tiny cages for years. I can only imagine how it smells in the writers' room now that Animus is nearing 99.9% completion.

 

[HelloDotJPG]

>nepo babies being selfish, greedy, malevolent and opportunistic
Film at 11.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

It's actually happening. Holy shit. He's making appeals to his audience in the form of "I'll fire everyone and shut down the ferret rescue (kill the ferrets) if you don't support me."

Still copying other people's work and claiming it's original:

 

[canalCrab]

He's about to pick the gamejam theme, if anyones interested.

And as the game jam already started, he's late to his own gamejam.

 

[Oswald Sneedington]

He clearly loves his dad so very much

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This whole thing seems incredibly and disgustingly dysfunctional. How can you be airing your family dirty laundry like this? How can you be such an awful son?

 

[Luecke]

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...hi...
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...one milion elibses...
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...waow...
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...one milion elibses...
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...extreeeme...
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wait a minute
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wait a minute
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thats on you, bud
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insane behaivour
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[fiddlecauliflower]

This whole thing seems incredibly and disgustingly dysfunctional. How can you be airing your family dirty laundry like this? How can you be such an awful son?

The clip shows neither in a good light, but part of me wonders if the dad is just tired of Jason's bullshit and lashed out. He seems particularly upset about it, but a live stream certainly isn't a place to air out your grievances.

 

[Slamerella]

Happy Birthday Jason! Just a reminder.

Your friends hate you, if you have any left. Your previous life haunts you. Your ferrets are going to die because of either your neglect or the reality they have low life expectancy. Your colleagues are using you for clout and/or numbers and don't actually care about you. Those that you've wronged in the past are praying for your downfall. All your former coworkers are laughing at you. Your roommates have shown how bad of a person you are. Your father hates you and unironically regretted not beating you. Your fans are getting angry about Heartbound. StopKillingGames has its biggest ally yet, an actual member of the EU board who also believes in what we believe. People are seeing through your veil as a former employee, with years of experience. And the best part of all of this? You'll never recover.

Better start getting some grilling experience if you want to have any extra income in the following months for your ferret hoarding, i mean, ferret rescue sanctuary.

 

[limbdiction]

does he also use some kind of face filters in his stream and YouTube videos? His face seems oddly smooth

There's a guy called TheGreatGQ who streamed since the justin.tv days, the "FreakinStinkin" twitch emote is him. He used to be really fat and would stream with his webcam horizontally squished so he didn't look as fat. I often wonder if Mald is doing that.

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I'm not mad, it's just funny. Eat my entire ass.

+845 words

It's been 50 days since the last update. He wrote 17 words a day. If he spends 5 hours per day on the game like he claims, that's 3.5 words an hour.

game jam

With cash prize, right? Like that Moonmoon guy always does?

 

[canalCrab]

Those are some pretty crappy gamejam themes.

Edit here's my opinions on the specific choices:
Connections seems fine
The sauce could be just sauce
not the end could be better phrased as after the end, would get more interesting theming
loops is just way too generic, looping would be better, or turning into itself, which would result in very unique themes, at least
running out and only one are way too similar
inverted could be better as inversion
the path is just meh
biological is fine, I guess
build it is ok as well.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

I've not played this game, but from the several videos I've watched covering the game, a consistent complaint is that there is too much writing and not enough gameplay and this dude isn't adding fucking any? What is the point of it being early access then? This game has like 2 wario ware style minigames and that's fucking it?

He was destined to make shitty VNs (an industry that has the same forever release thing on the indie side) but since Undertale was a proper RPG he just has to make one too on GM

Then again, he would probably collapse, piss and shit if he was ever forced to code Ren'py or some shit, but maybe we could've had a true yandev comparison if he had used Unity

There's a guy called TheGreatGQ who streamed since the justin.tv days, the "FreakinStinkin" twitch emote is him. He used to be really fat and would stream with his webcam horizontally squished so he didn't look as fat. I often wonder if Mald is doing that.

He has posted numerous recent videos where he shows up walking around "raw" without seemingly any camera or edit fuckery, he just has this wierd build where he is just kinda chubby bodywise but has absolute twigs for arms

 

[roach69]

nice title

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.

Looking through the patch diff...

Nobody cares but just because it's your birthday, Maldy.
I got a bit confused, it might actually be 14 paths as it looks like 2 out of the 16 are on a first time/repeated conditional. Who the fuck knows, really. This is guesstimated.
Don't trust it too much but enjoy. Some passages read as Jason self-reporting which is really funny.
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Spoiler: Rough legend

[J] storyline_array[300] → 1 = guilty, 0 = NOT‑guilty
[W] storyline_array[433] → 1 = want change, 0 = they don't
[M] storyline_array[298] + storyline_array[299] → 1 = killed, 0 = spared
[E] storyline_array[431] → 1 = already resolved, 0 = Emelio branch open

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Spoiler: Base A — used by paths 1‑4

Fern: Back again?
Fern: Even after all of... that?
Fern: You've hurt everyone you've met.
Fern: And now you're here at the end of it all.
Fern: Ready to take even more.
Fern: Ya'know, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
Fern: You've been the same way the whole time after all.
Fern: You even told me you wanted it to be this way.
Fern: Just a rat‑bastard of a little creature aren’t ya?

Spoiler: 1/16 — [J=1 W=1 M=1]

...[Base A]
Protagonist: ...
Fern: And that never changed, did it.
Fern: Had to add a little tortoise to the menu, eh?
Fern: Emelio already went over this.
Fern: It’s not even worth it.
Fern: No… You’re **not** worth it.
Protagonist: ...

Spoiler: 2/16 — [J=1 W=1 M=0]

...[Base A]
Protagonist: ...
Fern: Yet you went on to spare the Mossbacks?
Fern: Did you learn from your mistakes...?
Fern: Or were you just trying to mock the rest of us...
Protagonist: ...
Fern: You know what? It doesn’t matter.
Fern: I’m not giving you a second chance either way.

Spoiler: 3/16 — [J=1 W=0 M=1]

...[Base A]
Protagonist: ...
Fern: Last time we met you said you wanted to change.
Fern: That you didn’t want things to be this way.
Fern: That the world you were making wasn’t the one you wanted.
Fern: Yet here we are...
Fern: You hurt them anyway.
Fern: You weren’t interested in change at all.
Fern: You just wanted to make us believe that, didn’t ya?
Fern: So why tell the truth to Emelio then?
Protagonist: ...
Fern: You know what? It’s not even worth it.
Fern: No… You’re not worth it.

Spoiler: 4/16 — [J=1 W=0 M=0]

...[Base A]
Protagonist: ...
Fern: Last time we met you said you wanted to change.
Fern: That you didn’t want things to be this way.
Fern: That the world you were making wasn’t the one you wanted.
Fern: Yet here we are...
Fern: You hurt them anyway.
Fern: You weren’t interested in change at all.
Fern: You just wanted to make us believe that, didn’t ya?
Fern: So why tell the truth to Emelio then?
Protagonist: ...
Fern: And you stuck to it.
Fern: I may not trust you fully yet...
Fern: That’s ok though.
Fern: Keep it up, champ.
Protagonist: ...

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Spoiler: Base B — used by paths 5‑6

Fern: Finally here to atone, huh?
Fern: Or are we here to ignore what you’ve done?
Protagonist: ...
Fern: Look at you, playing all coy.
Fern: We never got to hash out our differences.
Fern: After what you did to everyone...
Fern: Maybe I don’t want to...
Fern: But you gave Emelio your word.
Fern: That does mean a lot after all.
Fern: He shouldn’t have trusted you though.
Fern: The old couple paid for it.
Fern: You just can’t stop taking can you?

Spoiler: 5/16 — [J=1 E=0 M=1]

...[Base B]
Protagonist: ...
Fern: There it is... The monster we all know.
Fern: Good luck, kid. You’ll need it.

Spoiler: 6/16 — [J=1 E=0 M=0]

...[Base B]
Protagonist: ...
Fern: And maybe he was right to trust you.
Fern: I haven’t made my peace with you yet.
Fern: And we don’t really have time for it right now.
Fern: But... You’ve turned a corner here. Clearly.
Fern: Don’t mess it up.
Protagonist: I’ll try not to...
Fern: I said DON’T mess it up.
Protagonist: ...
Fern: ...
Protagonist: I won’t mess it up.
Fern: Good boy.

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Spoiler: 7/16 — [J=0 Heart‑quest (first time?)]

Fern: Last time we met you told me to follow my heart and take a risk.
Fern: Yet... I was a moron and didn’t listen to you...
Fern: I thought you were... well, an idiot.
Protagonist: Seriously...?
Fern: I mean... yeah?
Fern: You didn’t even fill a single basket, dude!
Protagonist: ...
Fern: ...
Protagonist: Fair...
Fern: Ahh... don’t worry about it.
Fern: Things will work out eventually... I hope.
Protagonist: I’m sure they will.
Fern: ...
Fern: And I’m glad I listened to you.
Protagonist: ...
Fern: Everything just kind of worked out.
Fern: So... thanks for being there.
Fern: I’ll make sure to return the favor.

Spoiler: 8/16 — [J=0 Heart‑quest (repeated)]

Fern: And I’m glad I listened to you.
Protagonist: ...
Fern: Everything just kind of worked out.
Fern: So... thanks for being there.
Fern: I’ll make sure to return the favor.

Spoiler: 9/16 — [J=0 Safe‑talk (first time?)]

Fern: Last time we met you second‑guessed yourself and I got wrapped up in my head.
Fern: Was milling through all the possible negative outcomes on things.
Fern: Thankfully... I thought you were an idiot and didn’t listen to you.
Protagonist: ...
Fern: Look...
Fern: In my defense you kind of suck at catching flowers.
Protagonist: Yeah... fair.
Fern: I’m just glad it all worked out in the end.
Fern: So... thanks I guess?
Protagonist: Yeah... I guess.
Fern: Oh don’t be like that.
Fern: I’ll find a way to make it up to you.
Fern: Looks like you’re gonna need some help soon anyway.
Protagonist: Just don’t make it weird.
Fern: No promises!

Spoiler: 10/16 — [J=0 Safe‑talk (repeated)]

Fern: Look...
Fern: In my defense you kind of suck at catching flowers.
Protagonist: Yeah... fair.
Fern: I’m just glad it all worked out in the end.
Fern: So... thanks I guess?
Protagonist: Yeah... I guess.
Fern: Oh don’t be like that.
Fern: I’ll find a way to make it up to you.
Fern: Looks like you’re gonna need some help soon anyway.
Protagonist: Just don’t make it weird.
Fern: No promises!

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Spoiler: Base E — used by paths 11‑14

Fern: Well why the hell would I want to hang out with you?
Fern: After all the horrible things you've done...
Fern: You come here for what?
Fern: To rub it in my face?
Protagonist: ...

Spoiler: 11/16 — [Rhode J=1 outcome KILL]

...[Base E]
Fern: Well you have nothing you can hold over me.
Fern: You don’t have anything left to take from me.
Fern: Which means I have nothing to lose.
Fern: Good luck, kiddo!

Spoiler: 12/16 — [Rhode J=1 outcome WIN]

...[Base E]
Fern: Well you can’t.
Fern: Just because you didn’t strike the final blow doesn’t mean you’re a good person.
Fern: You hurt people.
Fern: You’re just going to keep hurting people.
Fern: Some choices can’t be walked back.

Spoiler: 13/16 — [Rhode J=1 outcome LOSE‑MOVE]

...[Base E]
Fern: Thankfully you have nothing to gloat about.
Fern: She decked you... and she could do it again.
Fern: If you think for a second I would help you out after that...
Fern: You’re sorely mistaken...
Fern: Good luck!

Spoiler: 14/16 — [Rhode J=1 outcome LOSE‑STAY]

...[Base E]
Fern: Just like you did to her...
Fern: After everything she’s been through.
Fern: She finally stands up for herself and you don’t even let her have that...
Fern: That’s just... it’s sick.
Fern: You’re sick.
Fern: Get the hell away from me.

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Spoiler: 15/16 — [Rhode J=0 outcome ASK]

Fern: Well good.
Fern: I never got to thank you.
Protagonist: ...?
Fern: Oh please, like you don’t know.
Fern: Rhode asked me out because of your little pep talk.
Fern: I’d been trying to get her to catch on for ages.
Fern: She’s... just a bit dense sometimes.
Fern: Anyway... just know whatever happens up there... I got your back.
Protagonist: Thanks.

Spoiler: 16/16 — [Rhode J=0 outcome AFRAID]

Fern: Well I’m not in the mood.
Fern: The way you treated Rhode sucked.
Fern: So you suck.
Fern: And I don’t talk to people who suck.
Protagonist: ...
Fern: ...
Fern: Seeya, suckhead.
Protagonist: ...

 

[itogi]

Still copying other people's work and claiming it's original:

This image reminded me of a real PSA by an actual animal welfare charity (RSPCA) that used this exact concept to drive donations.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Has this ever happened before with other lolcows? The only thread I somewhat followed was Keffals's before this one existed and even then I lurked without an account.

Rekieta probably not like to 1000 but when the cokestream happened it was just a FLOOD.

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Those are some pretty crappy gamejam themes.

Edit here's my opinions on the specific choices:
Connections seems fine
The sauce could be just sauce
not the end could be better phrased as after the end, would get more interesting theming
loops is just way too generic, looping would be better, or turning into itself, which would result in very unique themes, at least
running out and only one are way too similar
inverted could be better as inversion
the path is just meh
biological is fine, I guess
build it is ok as well.

Running out.
Your time is running out to get your monthly update out.
You need to actually type a few sentences.

Only one:
You must use only one period per sentence in your dialogue.

Connections:
Nepotism simulator

 

[Adam Copium]

running out and only one are way too similar

running out of mana amirite

 

[GibMoneyPls]

It's great that the last few months all these big YT channels have started exposing him. Before, it was only here, and a few comments on reddit.

Remember when he and his little cronies would strike every YT channel and downvote/report every reddit comment that said anything negative about him? They did a good job of protecting his "I'm an expert at everything" image. Ahhhhh, those were the days, eh Mald?

What gets me the most about him is that he is really really really fucking stupid and ignorant. Yet truly believes he's more intelligent and experienced than every....single....person that refutes or shits on him. Guess that's what happens when you surround yourself with paid friends, children, and easily manipulated people.

Get it through your thick skull, Mald. You are not that smart. Your social tricks don't work on 95% of people. You've spent your whole life online and at shitty, low-level jobs. Most people take criticism and try to look inward and better themselves. Keep doing what youre doing! THIS is the kind of entertainment you're really good at.

 

[canalCrab]

It's great that the last few months all these big YT channels have started exposing him. Before, it was only here, and a few comments on reddit.

There were plenty of such discussions in private communities, it just never started to coalesce into anything less contained.