Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 410 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,634 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,919 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,255
i mean he became the go-to source by EN Voice actors
who didnt even know what was going on with their SAG-AFTRA strike thing

so ppl view him as a reliable source of information
I know, watched one of those videos and he went on a tangent for what felt like 20 mins to explain for his audience what a union is. That was my tell how young and american people are lol.

But I really like this video so far. He lays out the foundation, giving some backstory and putting pirate in some context.
Like, I knew he was big but not THAT big. The money he have made is insane.

Say what you want about Mujins regular videos but he really put the hours in when it comes to research.
I dont give a fuck about vtubers but I love gossip hence I'm subscribed :ratface:

Eta: fat fingers
 
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1000 pages all because the guy didn't use the Archmage robes, mana potions or the mana gem in hardcore World of Warcraft. What an achievement.
It's not even that. His thread blew up around a year ago in the first place, when he shit talked Ross Scott and SKG. That was the first fucking instance of people seeing him as a narcissistic nepobaby, who doesn't really know what he's talking about. The WoW drama came a bit later and was a nice amplifier of people seeing through him.
And imagine that. 1000 pages in a year. Whew, what an accomplishment.
 
seeing that 1k being met, on his fucking birthday is a bad omen of what's to come.
there is no coming back for him at this point. he's already firmly set in his mald ways.

a simple: "Shieet maybe I was a bit wrong on a few things" is something anyone, no matter your creed, race. autistic jagged alliance
can agree, would be out of character for him. it's one thing if only one group of people hates your ass.
but when every group can agree your shit is fucked. you need to rethink some things.

he is incapable of doing this.
look at that 1k number and really let all the shit he's doing settle in.
it's fucked.
He is clearly not cut out to be a game dev, but he is more than capable of being our lolcow.
This isn't going away, Jason. This thread is your life now, this will be your only legacy. You're a narcissist, you love attention, well you got it!
Is Pirate Software a fraud? Explaining why Heartbound development will never finish.

Sungrad Studios Explains why Pirate Software's programming skills are considered "bad" and why Heartbound most likely won't ever be finished.
I'm surprised this guy hasn't left the internet. His recent spergout was legendary, his career is not going to recover.
 
OK, so I don't know whether this guy is jumping on the #metoo bandwagon, but he's dumping on Jason for not supporting his petition against big publishers pushing out patents that screw over smaller game companies. A worthy cause indeed.

He approached Jason after the whole WoW and Pvt Parts debacle (he had videos covering them both), so he should really have known that Maldo wasn't in a position to stick his neck out for anyone else.

Anyway, long story short; Maldo ignores this guy till it's too late and he's as useful as a lead balloon after SKG, he tells him politely to piss off and then releases his own 'Nintendo Bad' video (this Run n Gun dude has a hard on for nintendo going down over the patents thing).

Our dollarstore Ross then realises that he's been iced out of any sort of credit and a reach-around from Jason and decides to post this video calling out Maldo for being... well, basically himself.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBk

You should have tried any other streamer dude. I mean what did you want him to do, couldn't you see his Mana?
Oh hell, I did a PirateSoftware and didn't give this guy the most basic of reacharounds!

Sorry Ross-lite, here's a preservetube for your vid: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBk

Also, happy Birthday stream Jason! Half an hour into today's stream (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hd6D4fQdiY), his autoban counter reached 75 and then he starts fiddling to his right (the side of his set up that controls his stream stuff).

From that point on no more auto-ban counter on stream. Either Heimdahl malfunctioned and went skynet or he turned the counter off.

Unfortunately, he still has enough dick riders to build hype trains and gift YouTube memberships on his special day.
 
Correct :story::
Diff:
+    global.dialog_array[241][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[248][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[252][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[264][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[274][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[277][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[287][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[299][1] = "%4_...";
+    global.dialog_array[300][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[310][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[311][1] = "%11_...";
+    global.dialog_array[316][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[318][1] = "%5_...";
+    global.dialog_array[325][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[340][1] = "%16_...";
+    global.dialog_array[347][1] = "%30_...";
+    global.dialog_array[383][1] = "%21_...";
+    global.dialog_array[384][1] = "%18_...";
+    global.dialog_array[386][1] = "%23_...";

Full diff attached. I don't think it'd count as "posting warez", but feel free to trashcan me if it does.
wow he is so bad
Code:
switch (next_step)
             {
                 case 1:
+                    next_step = 2;
+                    cur_message = 233;
+                    clash_fern_fliptext();
+                    activate_dialog();
+                    break;
+               
+                case 2:
+                    next_step = 3;
+                    cur_message = 234;
+                    clash_fern_fliptext();
+                    activate_dialog();
+                    break;
+                case 3:
+                    switch (global.storyline_array[433])
+                    {
+                        case 0:
+                            next_step = 24;
+                            break;
+                        case 1:
+                            next_step = 4;
+                            break;
+                    }
+                    if (global.storyline_array[431] == 0)
+                        next_step = 42;
+                    cur_message = 235;
+                    clash_fern_fliptext();
+                    activate_dialog();
+                    break;

Why the fuck doesnt he create a new function like this
Code:
Func nextMsg (nextStep, curMsg)
    next_step = nextStep;
    cur_message = curMsg;
    clash_fern_fliptext();
    activate_dialog();

This just shows he doesnt even listen to feedback
 

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Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words
:story:

Code:
Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215
Code:
Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason :feels:
Beautiful. There was a 50 day difference between this patch and the one before.
152 lines is a rate of ~3 lines per day, with at least one containing an ellipse.
That's WORK. Late happy 1000 :lol:
 
Shaye/Stijn get 25% of every sale of Heartbound each. Stijn also gets 100% of every OST sale. The 50% I get just goes into the company pile for other objectives like paying staff and running the rescue.

I don't really buy things for myself nor care to. As long as I have my streaming setup, everyone is getting paid, and the rescue operates I am good with my financial situation.
Deceptive phrasing like this makes me think that Jason is just malicious and conniving rather than mentally ill with narcissism(referring back to the reference that Maldavius' root origin is malice).

Most of the internet has enough logic and sense to piece together that with his history, the ferret rescue isn't a charitable side gig he does, but his main interest, and that regardless of whether you believe Mald is abusing the ferrets or not, Mald has the personality of a cat lady/horse girl when it comes to ferrets and his main objective in life is to own and nurture a bunch of them(for nefarious purposes or not). It, alongside Shaye, are his two main interests in life, so him saying that most of the money goes to Shaye and his ferrets doesn't represent generousity but rather self-interest.

I still think he's a narcissist, but I think the 2 things really screwing him over into this lolcow are his pathological lying habits, and his stupidity(because he's stupid to think statements like these make him look better). Both of those destroyed any semblance of his narcissistic persona.

Also, does anyone have a transcript or vod of the stream he took down a few days ago(where he mentions fridge 50 times)?
 
He's said that he works 4-5/day on HB and more on weekends. That's basically 1 line every for every 2 hours of work.
(6 minute timestamp) what the fuck....Mald: "I work on it[heartbound] 4 hours a day and 16 hours on wednesdays and thursdays"

LMFAO he spends 52 hours a week just to change font and ask his composer for a new soundtrack

LMFAO HAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT?

Worse lmfao, 52 hours a week on heartbound leaves us with an average of 21 lines a week, or 1 line every 8 hours...fuck that perfectly fits with the day/line ratio lmfao

It's obviously bullshit from him but it's so funny because who on earth would even come up with such a stupid lie. Like are we suppose to believe his "OCD" is compelling him to think about a single text box in the game for hours trying to "perfect" it, how the fuck do his fans lap this shit up lmao
 
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