Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[canalCrab]

To think, this thread was mostly dead because he just wasn't that entertaining until he roached. Now he's hit 1000 pages because he's too retarded to apologize and admit he was wrong.

Some 300 pages in the last few weeks alone.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Jason Hall, you are a forever lolcow. You will never learn just how fucking useless you truly are. Never. Never. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER.

Never.

You will never stop making every wrong decision. You will never stop harming everyone and everything around you over literally nothing but your ego. You will continue to genuinely believe that you aren't the most toxic cunt in a 500 mile radius. Everyone who trolls you is doing the world a favor by beating you down in the hopes that your narcissistic ego either pops, or everyone else sees how overinflated it is. So keep giving in to your retardation and be our little lolcow for all eternity, you balding nepobaby furfaggot. May the fumes of ferret piss rot your flat niggerbrain even further so that your narc ego produces yet more of the finest milk.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

One thousand pages just isn't enough hate for this scumbag of the internet.

Spoiler

Better make it a thousand more!

 

[30+GameOvers]

Happy birthday, Jason! Hope you like your present, here is to 1000 pages more!

 

[Lie Eater]

What's it like to have over a thousand pages on KiwiFarms right on your birthday? I know you're here with us right now mald, what's it like to be other people's catharsis to make fun of? To get farmed by the algorithm that propped you up and let you stand with your chest out and ego flaunted on full display. You really thought that your delusions were anything to signify that you deserved attention to begin with? Do you think that this is ending anytime soon? That any of your sperging about how you'll cut corners or how you're doing this for others even means anything anymore? That people are hearing what you say? Do you think that if you double down and "stand up for yourself" that it'll mean anything for what you've done? Of course you think that! keep it up we need more milk retard. I can't wait for your next mistake and retarded thing you say. Your next fuck up will be today won't it.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Is his games even worth Pirating?

Its an always online single player game, a bad Undertale clone with a single enemy encounter, a retarded story about a guy that can only cry like a bitch and features an artsyle that one may confise for furry porn. But hey, it runs on a fridge, allegedly...

 

[kiwifarms net]

Is his games even worth Pirating?

Champions of Breakfast is a very boring copy-and-paste schmup. You could copy it entirely by following a tutorial, and you'll probably make it twice as fast and twice as good.
Heartbound uses almost exclusively the most tedious of RPG tropes for its gameplay. It doesn't have random encounters or combat growth, so it's more like a walking simulator with a combat minigame. Worse yet, the story has zero emotional challenge whatsoever. Every text box is utterly milquetoast, bland, forgettable.

Heartbound really tells a lot about him. Jason is incapable of writing emotional challenge because he is utterly terrified of the very prospect of his ego being challenged at all. What a specimen.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Its an always online single player game, a bad Undertale clone with a single enemy encounter, a retarded story about a guy that can only cry like a bitch and features an artsyle that one may confise for furry porn. But hey, it runs on a fridge, allegedly...

Yeah but so does Doom and that game is actually fun.

 

[Spud]

Yeah but so does Doom and that game is actually fun.

Yes but the people who made Doom enjoyed making it.

Edit: A important difference as pointed out by @Arnold Swollenmember

And they actually finished it

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

Yes but the people who made Doom enjoyed making it.

And they actually finished it

 

[12345]

I did not scroll back far enough.

Saw in another video though that in the first voice videos, he's fat so maybe that's why his voice is like that.

The speed of his thread pretty much mimics his Twitch channel rise, if you think about it.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Champions of Breakfast is a very boring copy-and-paste schmup. You could copy it entirely by following a tutorial, and you'll probably make it twice as fast and twice as good.

You could literally just ask Google Gemini to make it and it would give you something similar. Also CoB being a tutorial project and Jason was closely following a guide explains how it got finished. Has anyone cracked it upon and compared the code to any tutorial series out there?

 

[•••]

I was a hater of Jason before it was cool.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Its an always online single player game, a bad Undertale clone with a single enemy encounter, a retarded story about a guy that can only cry like a bitch and features an artsyle that one may confise for furry porn. But hey, it runs on a fridge, allegedly...

So his shitty single player undertale clone is always online...why, exactly? I know it must have been explained a thousand times already, but please, enlighten me what Maldavius' cope here is.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

So his shitty single player undertale clone is always online...why, exactly? I know it must have been explained a thousand times already, but please, enlighten me what Maldavius' cope here is.

I don't think it's always online. The live service game Jason has a relation to is Rivals of Aether 2. Never played Heartbound, so I could be wrong.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

So his shitty single player undertale clone is always online...why, exactly? I know it must have been explained a thousand times already, but please, enlighten me what Maldavius' cope here is.

No, you can play the game online, as long as you are logged in on steam.
The game checks if certain Steam functions are online and determines wether you're a cheater on these, if you launch steam offline, you will still have these functions and they will still be provided to games launched through it.

 

[Ottowarrior]

Congrats for the 1000 page, but here is a reminder maldavius "I love dog cock" fagtree

DO NOT RAPE THE FERRETS
like what the fuck is wrong with you dude ?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

At this rate, he's gonna pull a Gazpacho (the merchant from Chowder) and accidentally ban himself.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Ooh, the promised update is finally upon us. Let's see if this was worth the wait... ...... ... ......... ... ...... ......
+152 lines of dialogue
+845 words

Spoiler: 1.0.9.643 Stats

Total characters: 203765
Total lines: 5102
Total ellipses count: 2343
Lines containing ellipses: 1813
Ellipses/characters: 3.44%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.53%
Total words: 30215

Spoiler: 1.0.9.644 Stats

Total characters: 208845
Total lines: 5254
Total ellipses count: 2406
Lines containing ellipses: 1873
Ellipses/characters: 3.45%
Lines containing ellipses: 35.64%
Total words: 31060

Also, happy 1000, Jason

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You have truly fucked up when your thread grows this big this fast.