Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Tingle]

Heartbound has allegedly been updated, and the thumbs down reactions have swiftly been removed.
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>trans flag
>pregnant man (and nonbinary faggot)
Insufferable as always.

What the hell is that emoji right after the salute?

 

[The Wokest]

I now wonder which norse goddess Jason will call herself with when she inevitably troons out...

You do know there's a myth where Thor does crossdresses as Freya.
It was foretold.

 

[Draftiel]

I now wonder which norse goddess Jason will call herself with when she inevitably troons out...

Frigg

Spoiler

aferret

 

[米津玄師]

I now wonder which norse goddess Jason will call herself with when she inevitably troons out...

Medea Freya Hall. The MATI-inducing thing is that this might end up becoming a successful grift considering the amount of other troons who barely output anything and still get money. He might end up getting more money than before, even.

 

[PrestonHolt]

(entire update message from steam):

This is the monthly update build for July. it focuses on adding storyline to The Clash in the form of a number of routes for Fern. As always, writing is the lions share of work left in the game. It takes time but I will keep releasing monthly updates until it is done.

You can reach The Clash by
treating The Mossbacks terribly.
If you're having trouble finding this section of the game reach out on the official Discord and talk to people in the #Heartbound channel. You can reach this channel by selecting the Heartbound role under #channels-and-roles. There are a ton of routes so it can be unwieldly to find specific areas at times.

For the ARG community a new puzzle was added a few days ago. Finish that one and it will lead you somewhere new. Good luck!

• Known Issues​

• Russian language has not been updated past Fern/Rhode in Animus.
• English is the only language past the Mossbacks.

• New Content​

• Fern is now accessible in The Clash.
• Fern now has multiple routes in The Clash as follows.
• You went to lunch with Fern.
• -You went to Judgement
• --You told Fern you wanted things to be this way.
• ---You followed through and hurt the Mossbacks.
• ---You didn't follow through and treated the Mossbacks well.
• --You told Fern you didn't want things to be this way.
• ---You didn't follow through and hurt the Mossbacks.
• ---You followed through and treated the Mossbacks well.
• --You went to judgement but told Emelio you didn't want things to be this way.
• ---You didn't follow through and hurt the Mossbacks.
• ---You followed through and treated the Mossbacks well.
• -You didn't go to Judgement
• --You told Fern to follow her Heart.
• ---You had three baskets filled.
• ---You did not have three baskets filled.
• --You told Fern she better play it safe.
• ---You had three baskets filled.
• ---You did not have three baskets filled.
• You went to lunch with Rhode.
• -You went to Judgement.
• --You killed Rhode.
• --You didn't kill Rhode but you won.
• --You lost to Rhode but moved.
• --You lost to Rhode but never moved.
• -You didn't go to Judgement.
• --Rhode asked Fern out.
• --Rhode was too afraid to ask Fern out.
• A big part of this update is for the ARG crowd.
• With that in mind... soon is no longer soon. Good luck!

• Bug Reporting​

• Please report any issues on our official Discord at https://discord.gg/piratesoftware
• There is a channel called #heartbound-ticket where you can report stuff!
• Include a screenshot, it makes things much easier to fix!

• Upcoming Content​

• Finishing
  The Clash and Picnic
  areas.
• Moving on to
  Muspelheim and Jotunheim
  when finished.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Lolol Mujin came out with a video.
Dude does 98% vtube drama content but even he had to come out and dunk on Mald.
He's usually pretty well researched but can go on irrelevant tangents due to a very young audience

I can't preserve so if someone feel inclined

Nux also made a video on him.

Nux is more drama focused but usually sticks to Hamas Piker and leftists. Once the animes turn on someone you know it's bad.

 

[Adam Copium]

Nux also made a video on him.

PreserveTube

 

[Earthly Treasures]

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That's right Jason, ignore those comments, keep responding to every people that criticize you. We need you to keep making a fool of yourself.

The compulsion to respond to and correct every comment about you, always feel the need to justify yourself to others, it is the ultimate expression of the lolcow gene.
Maldy is coocked.

 

[米津玄師]

• Fern is now accessible in The Clash.
• Fern now has multiple routes in The Clash as follows.

He could've crunched the patch notes into just this and it would've served the same purpose.
He had to make that into a huge list of bullshit just to fool people into thinking that he was working on Heartbound.
This nigga is 38 years old and ostensibly married yet he's still stuck in the mindset of "I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK MOM! SEE I'M REALLY DOING IT! IT'LL BE DONE BY THE WEEK I PROMISE!" What a fag, lol.

 

[Kebab Expert]

What the hell is that emoji right after the salute?

Dancing ferret emote titled :ferretJAM:. The thumbs down has now been replaced by a sniffing furry emote. Highbrow stuff taking place in Maldo's Knotcord.

Edit: Jason is currently entering his birthday seething over one individual negative comment left by an internet stranger.

 

[FrogMinutes]

Heartbound has allegedly been updated, and the thumbs down reactions have swiftly been removed.

I was thinking it was like some crazy number like 500+ thumbs down
but then I click it and see this shit

IT'S JUST TWO PEOPLE MALD
YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY IF THIS IS ENOUGH TO 1984 SHIT THIS SMALL
If anything REMOVING this small problem like this MAKES IT WORSE.

I READ your post, and I'm assuming he's not totally fucking crazy.
then he does something to prove I'm fucking stupid to ever think he's less crazy than I thought he was.
It's like getting slapped in the face for thinking: "it's probably a big number, and could be bots, why else would someone remove fucking thumb emotes?"

my fucking bad for ever giving a benefit of the doubt to someone fucking insane like mald

 

[Vic Macedonia]

It's the smooth, blobby, featureless face combined with the joker scars that creep me out. Or perhaps he's pursed his lips and gritted his teeth in malding rage so much over the years it's fixed his mouth in the shape of a ferrets asshole permanently.

The scarring on his face looks to me like pretty bad acne scars. I'm not a dermatologist but I've been around people who had more extreme cases of facial acne and it definitely reminds me of that. Jason picking at his skin too much during his second puberty?

 

[p1138]

I was thinking it was like some crazy number like 500+ thumbs down
but then I click it and see this shit
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IT'S JUST TWO PEOPLE MALD
YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY IF THIS IS ENOUGH TO 1984 SHIT THIS SMALL
If anything REMOVING this small problem like this MAKES IT WORSE.

I READ your post, and I'm assuming he's not totally fucking crazy.
then he does something to prove I'm fucking stupid to ever think he's less crazy than I thought he was.
It's like getting slapped in the face for thinking: "it's probably a big number, and could be bots, why else would someone remove fucking thumb emotes?"

my fucking bad for ever giving a benefit of the doubt to someone fucking insane like mald

There were also roach emotes.

But yeah, he COULD have just fucking ignored it. He COULD have just silently removed the emotes. He COULD have just silently removed the emotes and ban the users. But he can't help himself. It's like the deleted comments on stream that he pulls up to bitch about, just leave them deleted! There's no reason to even be looking at the deleted comments list in the first place and definitely not screenshotting them to blow up large and bitch about on stream.

 

[Lie Eater]

i got you. strangely enough someone already got the preservetube. i got the local video but the update doesnt like me i'll put it n an edit
edit: the servers keep dying

I make it a conscious effort to preserve/archive anything I see or see if a video made on him is preserved already without mentioning it to try and do my bare minimum to contribute.

*Changelog posted*

This is like 500 words at most added in of text if we're being generous lmao

I was thinking it was like some crazy number like 500+ thumbs down
my fucking bad for ever giving a benefit of the doubt to someone fucking insane like mald

He use to get a ton of trans flags so I think even if he troons out to try and deflect more and I could really see that happening if only to deflect. It won't save him from criticism, considering that he was a detriment to rivals of aether 2 and how many trans people now care about fighting games. It is a great indicator that he has no real fanbase left. we're seeing mald fall apart and get ripped into content and divided between youtubers talking about him and distancing away. I give him until October before he an hero's

 

[SandyCat]

no offense but you guys are kinda schizophrenic about this voice changer thing. His face moves away/towards the microphone, so of course it’s going to sound different.

It’s really just a fuck ton of bass boost + maybe voice training—but the bass boost alone will give the perception of a deeper voice.

Is there a clip of his “voice changer” malfunctioning without him moving his head away from the mic?

Same voice but not as deep souding. Hes probably bass boosting at the least. I think a lot of people also classify bass boosting as a form of a voice changer

 

[blargenheimer]

Dancing ferret emote titled :ferretJAM:. The thumbs down has now been replaced by a sniffing furry emote. Highbrow stuff taking place in Maldo's Knotcord.

Edit: Jason is currently entering his birthday seething over one individual negative comment left by an internet stranger.

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[Mr. Manchester]

Sloptubers have been relentless on this motherfucker. You'd think that after a week or two all the information about this idiot would be out already but it keeps going. Maybe if he stopped being a smug asshole for like 2 minutes it'd go away but no. Good shit.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Heartbound has allegedly been updated, and the thumbs down reactions have swiftly been removed.
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Throw clocks at me if I'm late, but I thought 1.X was reserved for software that was finished? Is his bideogame actually out?

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

• New Content​

• Fern is now accessible in The Clash.
• Fern now has multiple routes in The Clash as follows.
• You went to lunch with Fern.
• -You went to Judgement

I like how with each patch note there's more lines under "New Content" but it's just more padding. By the end of the year he'll probably have every single line of changed code listed under there.

 

[roach69]

Happy birthday Jason!