Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[fukkit]

Do you think hes being more careful to not kill he ferrets while raping them, or are they just not going to announce any more deaths because of the drama?

 

[my penis is on fire]

I know it's GameMaker but surely he could've programmed the game logic with delta time at 60fps and let the renderer go at it.

You think he knows what delta time even is?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Do you think hes being more careful to not kill he ferrets while raping them, or are they just not going to announce any more deaths because of the drama?

But then what excuse he'll come up with when he decides he's too tired to stream despite claiming he only needs 3-4 hours of sleep everyday?

Although that would be insanely psychopathic...killing his ferret one by one as an excuse so he can sleep the whole day to make up for his lack of sleep

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Do you think hes being more careful to not kill he ferrets while raping them, or are they just not going to announce any more deaths because of the drama?

There is a reason why he needs access to a limitless supply of fresh onaholes ferrets. If he was a gentle lover he would only need one.

 

[Retink Retunk]

There is a reason why he needs access to a limitless supply of fresh onaholes ferrets. If he was a gentle lover he would only need one.

I think it's more that his anus is a clown car for ferrets at this point.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

3 more pages to 1,000!!! Keep pushing keep harvesting!

 

[Tracey Townley]

3 more pages to 1,000!!! Keep pushing keep harvesting!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

3 more pages to 1,000!!! Keep pushing keep harvesting!

I was hoping the OP rewrite would be finished in time, but the maker is taking their time with it. This is NOT a jab btw, I think OP quality has grown over the years, and users like them are the reason, going over painstaking detail through MULTIPLE OP posts. While OP's being novel length is definitely something, ill take a novel length OP over a small incomplete one any day of the week

 

[el gordo]

Thank you for such great yield. This was my favorite:
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Dropping the firing everyone bomb

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

I hate you but now I have to do it ferretfucker

reminder
he was the one banning his own fans and subscribers

 

[Terfatron]

Lolol Mujin came out with a video.
Dude does 98% vtube drama content but even he had to come out and dunk on Mald.
He's usually pretty well researched but can go on irrelevant tangents due to a very young audience

I can't preserve so if someone feel inclined

 

[AI Wendigo]

Besides the faggy deep voice editing, filters, or whatever you guys want to argue about him using, does he also use some kind of face filters in his stream and YouTube videos? His face seems oddly smooth, like a wax mannequin, in his videos. Videos of him in the wild and taken by other people seem to more clearly show he's around 40. We know he's a narcissist, and it wouldn't be all that surprising if he was using other filters to try and make himself look younger to fit in with the kids he's manipulated into believing his bullshit.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Lolol Mujin came out with a video.
Dude does 98% vtube drama content but even he had to come out and dunk on Mald.
He's usually pretty well researched but can go on irrelevant tangents due to a very young audience

I can't preserve so if someone feel inclined

i mean he became the go-to source by EN Voice actors
who didnt even know what was going on with their SAG-AFTRA strike thing

so ppl view him as a reliable source of information

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

OK, so I don't know whether this guy is jumping on the #metoo bandwagon, but he's dumping on Jason for not supporting his petition against big publishers pushing out patents that screw over smaller game companies. A worthy cause indeed.

He approached Jason after the whole WoW and Pvt Parts debacle (he had videos covering them both), so he should really have known that Maldo wasn't in a position to stick his neck out for anyone else.

Anyway, long story short; Maldo ignores this guy till it's too late and he's as useful as a lead balloon after SKG, he tells him politely to piss off and then releases his own 'Nintendo Bad' video (this Run n Gun dude has a hard on for nintendo going down over the patents thing).

Our dollarstore Ross then realises that he's been iced out of any sort of credit and a reach-around from Jason and decides to post this video calling out Maldo for being... well, basically himself.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBk

You should have tried any other streamer dude. I mean what did you want him to do, couldn't you see his Mana?

If you ever reach out to someone and their response is "put in a mod ticket"
They're telling you to fuck off.
That is the most fuck you thing imaginable.

 

[Arcadian Stag]

Besides the faggy deep voice editing, filters, or whatever you guys want to argue about him using, does he also use some kind of face filters in his stream and YouTube videos? His face seems oddly smooth, like a wax mannequin, in his videos. Videos of him in the wild and taken by other people seem to more clearly show he's around 40. We know he's a narcissist, and it wouldn't be all that surprising if he was using other filters to try and make himself look younger to fit in with the kids he's manipulated into believing his bullshit.

It's the smooth, blobby, featureless face combined with the joker scars that creep me out. Or perhaps he's pursed his lips and gritted his teeth in malding rage so much over the years it's fixed his mouth in the shape of a ferrets asshole permanently.

 

[AI Wendigo]

It's the smooth, blobby, featureless face combined with the joker scars that creep me out. Or perhaps he's pursed his lips and gritted his teeth in malding rage so much over the years it's fixed his mouth in the shape of a ferrets asshole permanently.

He looks very uncanny and it's unsettling, especially his dead eyes.

 

[LovisXVI]

I was hoping the OP rewrite would be finished in time, but the maker is taking their time with it. This is NOT a jab btw, I think OP quality has grown over the years, and users like them are the reason, going over painstaking detail through MULTIPLE OP posts. While OP's being novel length is definitely something, ill take a novel length OP over a small incomplete one any day of the week

Trying to get into the thread of a storied lolcow is basically impossible without a good OP, and given the absolute BREADTH of the shenanigans of Mald over the year and his long career as a weirdo online, I would say it needs to be collated in one place.

 

[Adam Copium]

I now wonder which norse goddess Jason will call herself with when she inevitably troons out...

 

[Lie Eater]

After seeing Harmful Opinion playthrough all the 2 hours of Heartbound. I guess I also have 20 years of game dev experience because my shitty rpg maker games are better than heartbound. LISA the painful, Fear & Hunger, and Hylics are all made in fucking RPG Maker and they're actual games. Honestly they're harder to make in that engine and not in something like GML or Godot yet they still made their games in 1-2 years each. Glad that anytime I run a project and it fails on an error, anytime I feel down on myself, I am a better programmer than malding fagtree. I hope Card pulls through and devistates this fucker. Unless he's bluffing, Then I hope someone inevitably comes forward about what he's been doing to the ferrets.

 

[LovisXVI]

I now wonder which norse goddess Jason will call herself with when she inevitably troons out...

Can't believe you have to ask, it is Freya obviously, the re-name of choice for whores and troons the world around. It's up there with Lilith and Willow.

 

[Kebab Expert]

Heartbound has allegedly been updated, and the thumbs down reactions have swiftly been removed.