Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[kawaiikat420]

Small correction but she didnt break into his house.

Chantal has a body type similar enough to the KoolAid Man that I can imagine her bursting through a wall into Salah's destitute room while going "Ohhhh yeahhhh!"

 

[Drip Fry]

Now you know better than that. It didn't appear that they bought anything fresh other than bread. They also seem to have neglected to buy flashlights or candles.

There's a crate of figs or plums behind the burner. She's hoarding all the carbs she can get her paws on.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

if she bites salah, she could causally snap his femur

I don't think her jaws are that strong. She barely chews her food and tends to eat things that are on the softer side. I remember her once saying that she doesn't eat steak because "it requoires too much chewing."

Small correction but she didnt break into his house. She tried the doors and windows to see if they were open but no luck. As with so many other things in Chinnys life, she failed hard.

I used to like to picture her trying to get in through a window and getting stuck on accounta her gunt. Nader would return to see two fat legs flailing in the air.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Chantal has a body type similar enough to the KoolAid Man that I can imagine her bursting through a wall into Salah's destitute room while going "Ohhhh yeahhhh!"

i think that her internal organs have been liquified due to the immense pressure

however, to prevent her from imploding under her own weight, her stomach must be producing gases all the time

if she doesnt eat for more than 6 hours, she'd probably explode



nahhhh but in all srsness, the sugar content in her blood is probably high enough that salah boiling it off and refining it into sugar could fund her feeding habits if nobody finds out that this sugar was in someone's blood

 

[LissaNewcarr]

we've gone from cat sperging to drug sperging...

 

[Random Internet Person]

we've gone from cat sperging to drug sperging...

That’s what happens when Chantal does perpetual livestreams. Seriously, I think I may be the only one these days who prefers her edited vlogs.

 

[Clotso Coof]

prefers her edited vlogs

Me too, although she doesn't do them often. In a 10 minute vlog, she might at least drive by a few things that are interesting. She used to go to semi-interesting places for vlogs occasionally, like that tacky Kuwait history museum or the fatty mall in Thailand.

 

[kawaiikat420]

Me too, although she doesn't do them often. In a 10 minute vlog, she might at least drive by a few things that are interesting. She used to go to semi-interesting places for vlogs occasionally, like that tacky Kuwait history museum or the fatty mall in Thailand.

I think that the short-form content makes it easier to talk about too. When she drones on and on for hours in livestreams, sometimes it's easy to miss milky stuff or important points because they're buried beneath so much boring crap.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

I think that the short-form content makes it easier to talk about too. When she drones on and on for hours in livestreams, sometimes it's easy to miss milky stuff or important points because they're buried beneath so much boring crap.

The real mystery of Chantal is how someone live-streaming from a literal warzone can manage to be approximately as compelling as folding one's laundry.

She was so fucking boring yesterday that none of us could even drum up the energy to make bullet points. That's fascinating in its own way.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The real mystery of Chantal is how someone live-streaming from a literal warzone can manage to be approximately as compelling as folding one's laundry.

She was so fucking boring yesterday that none of us could even drum up the energy to make bullet points. That's fascinating in its own way.

It must really be something that the only time Chantal’s livestreams are worth a damn is if she’s either A. Riled up by somebody leading to rage and crash outs or B. On some kind of substance (Drunk Chantal is Best Chantal).

 

[repentance]

Here we go again.



Things change so frequently and so fast that they pretty much need a "flee in 15 minutes" plan, and I doubt Chantal is capable of co-operating with something like that even if Salah recognises the need to leave right now.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Here we go again.

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Things change so frequently and so fast that they pretty much need a "flee in 15 minutes" plan, and I doubt Chantal is capable of co-operating with something like that even if Salah recognises the need to leave right now.

In order for her to do something that fast, you’re gonna need to have FFG do something Chantal will respond and react to.

 

[This shall be a name]

Things change so frequently and so fast that they pretty much need a "flee in 15 minutes" plan, and I doubt Chantal is capable of co-operating with something like that even if Salah recognises the need to leave right now.

I don't think Salah is strong enough to roll her down the street in such an event, and this "cease fire" has all the hallmarks of another impending civil war. She seriously doesn't understand the implications of living where she is now.

 

[Windy Moors]

There's a crate of figs or plums behind the burner. She's hoarding all the carbs she can get her paws on.

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I'm gonna do it, I can feel it, I'M GONNA CAT SPERG!

I know the burner is not on, but I would be so fucking paranoid of my cat going anywhere near that deathtrap.
I wouldn't be able to sleep for fear of a kitty fireball sprinting through the house, setting every room ablaze before dying in agony!

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

In order for her to do something that fast, you’re gonna need to have FFG do something Chantal will respond and react to.

Yep, she only engages the sprint-hurple when (1) FFG is about to win bigly again against her or (2) those couple of times Nader was trying to obstruct her fassfud for the day.

 

[Clotso Coof]

When Druze and Bedouins engaged in retaliation massacres suddenly agree to a truce, I wonder how many people really believe them? There's probably a dozen tribal leaders on each side that would need to enforce the new peace, and that's unlikely to hold when they've just watched their cousins get murdered.

Chantal gives absolutely zero shits about any of this. If every person Salah knows got shot in the head, she'd only be concerned if it happened near her or interrupted her food supply.

"flee in 15 minutes" plan, and I doubt Chantal is capable of co-operating with something like that

She'd get all defiant with Salah and refuse to evacuate in a speedy manner. Telling her she's got to suddenly get off her ass now, now, now = she's not getting off her ass. As she said when there was that gunshot outside, "Why??!!"

With her luck, the nice men with guns would kick in her door, scream in horror and then run away with no shots fired. One or two might have their turbans fly off like a sand nigger Looney Tunes cartoon.

That's fascinating in its own way.

If Chantal was smarter, I'd assume she was deliberately being boring out of spite for reactors or Salah. But she's just been reduced to complete dullness in every way. The big mystery is why do hundreds of people at a time watch a 3 hr stream of a sweating deathfat saying, "Hi Tracey!" At least Pulpy and that other fag reactor are a little funny when they're sniping.

If you watch her streams from before Kuwait, even the sober streams, she was so much more full of life. It would be sad if it was someone else.

 

[Bruce Lee]

I'm thinking that one of the things that's going to suck most about the Syria arc is probably going to be the shitty internet. She can't go live impulsively and rage anymore when something happens, she's at the mercy of a stable connection and the key to a good rage is her impulsivity. At least in Kuwait we got a few solid rages at FFG, Scatgate or lolcowlive. I fear those times may be gone with the wind.

 

[repentance]

I don't think Salah is strong enough to roll her down the street in such an event, and this "cease fire" has all the hallmarks of another impending civil war. She seriously doesn't understand the implications of living where she is now.

He'll use his noodle arms to defend her with his karate.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Things change so frequently and so fast that they pretty much need a "flee in 15 minutes" plan, and I doubt Chantal is capable of co-operating with something like that even if Salah recognises the need to leave right now.

in the "THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE - LIFE AS A BRAVE SEXY MUSLIMA IN A WAR ZONE" live she specifically said they have no such plans. She is literally too stupid to think about shit like this and she won't do it.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

He'll use his noodle arms to defend her with his karate.

I'm imagining noodley Bruce Lee moves, but replace the high-pitched little screams and yelps with incessant "hyuck hyuck hyuck"ing