Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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cross posting from the Anisa thread.
I do love a lolcow cross over event. I remember when Boogie was intimidated by Idubbbz, or at least intimidated by his fanbase.
 
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cross posting from the Anisa thread.
I do love a lolcow cross over event. I remember when Boogie was intimidated by Idubbbz, or at least intimidated by his fanbase.
Tough guy Boogie piles onto cucked and raped public figure when it's safe to do so. This faggot is always trying to throw other lolcows under the bus to deflect away from his own pathetic self. The first thing he did after losing that boxing match to Wings was randomly dunk on DSP to try and appeal to the DSP haters.

In a recent stream Keem announced that he's intending to drop their nobody hosts and replace them with washed up YouTubers that people might actually know. Boogie gets really excited about this for some reason
Boogie tried launching his own podcast in the first half of 2023 (The Power of the Internet) to try and cover interview has-been internet figures. Instead, he just interviewed his friends. Prior to this, he had spoken about doing this concept a number of times. I'm guessing that's why he's getting so gleeful about this.

I swear the more recent episodes have had the comments moderated bc the top comments are sucking the new host's dick. 35 comments when I scroll, but it says 49 comments on the video. Seems like whenever they get desperate, they pull an IRL or sleep stream out of their asses.

As part of the plan to bring in washed up YouTubers to take over shows, Keem confirmed that the childbride's new co-host is Emily Saxton - a fat trans YouTuber they had on a stream recently at Boogie's request (who is also currently getting weight loss surgery and seemingly took the job to help pay for it) since Boogie knew them when they were 'Jeff Saxton' and they worked with McJuggernuggets. So another nepotism hire by Keemstar rather than actual talent.
It's incredibly jarring seeing Dim Dezi in their thumbnails:

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Keemstar will make anyone a host. Washed up hacks, Discord nobodies and dull 'tards. I'd like to see the cucked and raped, Chad do his own podcast. That specimen needs to be studied.
 
Seeing her up close just drives how she's not really attractive, all she's got going for her is she's young. Gee, I wonder why Boogie is with her.
It'd make somewhat of a sense if she was at least funny, intelligent or had an amazing personality for Boogie to ignore his prior dating rules and date her when she was 20, but she has none of that whatsoever. She's one of the plainest, most boring women to ever set foot in his life. Even Grave Ghoul had more of a personality than her.
 
Seeing her up close just drives how she's not really attractive, all she's got going for her is she's young. Gee, I wonder why Boogie is with her.
It'd make somewhat of a sense if she was at least funny, intelligent or had an amazing personality for Boogie to ignore his prior dating rules and date her when she was 20, but she has none of that whatsoever. She's one of the plainest, most boring women to ever set foot in his life. Even Grave Ghoul had more of a personality than her.
She speaks in a baby voice, acts(?) retarded and helpless and lets Boogie play out his pedophile fantasies with her.
Conventionally attractive or talented women don't have to play toddler to 50 year old obese fuck with anger issues and narcissism.
 
Seeing her up close just drives how she's not really attractive, all she's got going for her is she's young. Gee, I wonder why Boogie is with her.
Yeah, she looks like a Salvation Army toy from like 1996 with cherry jelly still on them. Her hair is so dry and thoroughly fucked / clearly uncared for, like a Barbie's hair after it's been partially lit on fire. When users have commented differently, it's always made me scratch my head.

In his excitement, he randomly gets on his hands and knees and apologises to Keem saying he will never fuck up again, calls him 'daddy Keemstar' while Keem just looks bored of him:
Lol.

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It's genuinely embarrassing watching Boogie try and act like he's got this amazing experience in picking up women when his entire dating history has either been bought or was handed to him due to his fame. He's either paid women to acknowledge him, or his two only serious relationships (I don't count his black friend Danielle since there's no evidence it even happened) being Dezi1 and the childbride who were both fans of his and likely were the ones who initiated contact first.

Nowhere in his dating history does it point towards him being some veteran at dating actual normal women. 50 years old and the closest he's ever gotten to trying to pick up a woman was trauma bonding with some mentally-stunted 20 year old retard.

It's worth noting the first clip was over an hour and a half into the stream and Boogie had only managed to get 5 new members the entire time and had to get another host in to drum up hype for donations because he's too boring. Kick him, Keem. He's fucking garbage at his job. Get some new puppet to play with.
 
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Boogie talks about Becky (a former LCU host that left and has made Keem seethe for months after she started her own show) and claims it's better to have a small part of a million dollar show over having full control of a thousand dollar show:



Ironically, if you haven't seen it, @YaBoi shared that it looks like Becky has made more money in the past 30 days than what her former LCU show has made in the same timeframe.

Boogie starts excusing it as a temporary thing, that it's only happened because she took some of their fanbase, and saying unless you have someone consistently backing you then you're going to ultimately fail (while forgetting his own show is dropping in views and donations):



Boogie claims that he's never pursued women and that they all approached him first. In doing so, he confirmed that his ex-wife made the first move through a MySpace message to him, and that the childbride approached him first via Instagram:



Boogie admits to randomly ordering a $7000 arcade machine because Keem had one (and later confirmed he'd already sent a $1000 deposit to the seller that he's now trying to get back):



Boogie also brags about spending $2500 on a case of Final Fantasy MtG cards:



Boogie claims he's saving money by investing it into a 'local business' that he will not disclose and says he knows he can get good returns on his investment:



While discussing Keemstar potentially leaving as host by the start of October and Boogie pretending to freak out that he's going to lose his job, the childbride's bulbous forehead comes into frame:



One thing I've noticed recently is how much their fans appreciate this other host compared to Boogie. Hes actually doing what their fans are telling him to do, he does IRL content and manages to make the show somewhat entertaining while putting effort into it. In comparison, Boogie has spent the last few streams sweating in his chair and shrieking at donations and other hosts for 'entertainment'. He's genuinely done more content for the show in the last week of streams than what Boogie has contributed in 2025.

Boogie had to host a stream over the weekend and he was so awful and boring at it that he's since told Keem he can't host anymore and can only be 'the retard' of the show. The thing is, this other guy is more fitting for that role both for their fans (they actually enjoy him) and for Keem (he's bringing in more donations and support than Boogie by far).

It's got to a point where the hate for Boogie is starting to creep back up in their audience since he contributes nothing now.

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They have their new pet retard and Boogie should seriously be shelved.

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Boogie also brags about spending $2500 on a case of Final Fantasy MtG cards:

This clip has really thrown me for a loop, it's almost impressive what an idiot he is even when it comes to something he's supposedly spent decades involved in and spent god knows how much money on. I've gotten into this stuff a little bit this last year, so here's some personal autism... The new MTG:FF set has indeed been skyrocketing in value recently, the real big chase cards are either the serialized golden chocobos (only 77 made), neon chocobos, special surge foils, etc.. The thing about these cards are that they are only available in 'collector boosters and boxes', which are more expensive/limited/in demand than the regular 'play boosters and boxes'. For example every card in a collectors booster is a foil of some variety, whereas you'll only get one or maybe two (of the plain jane variety) in a play booster.

It appears that Boogie bought a case of 6 of the regular play booster boxes (30 packs each), so it's literally impossible for him to pull any of these highly sought after cards. He can still pull desirable and playable cards, just not the real Cadillacs from the set. These limited cards in collectors boosters and boxes are what people are really going crazy for, the play boosters far less so. Many people buy sealed cases of product like this as an investment in order to sit on and resell eventually, but I wouldn't be shocked if instead Boogie just degens and eventually rips all of these himself at a massive loss.

Furthermore the fact that he's JUST bought this case is dumb as fuck, the time to make purchases like this was MONTHS ago when they were still available to be pre-ordered at a reasonable price. Just for some reference I pre-ordered MTG:FF Collector Booster Boxes @ approx. 450USD ea back in Jan/Feb, they're now worth about triple that and are expected to continue climbing. Speaking of price.... $2500USD? When play booster cases were available for pre-order they could be had for like $800-1000USD depending on how long you waited, meanwhile their current market price on TCGPlayer is just over $1200USD,
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Did Boogie really pay DOUBLE not just MSRP but double MARKET PRICE for a case of play boosters over a month after a brand-new set has gone stratospheric? If he had more than just that one case you'd think he would have mentioned or flexed it at the same time, I somehow doubt there was another case just sitting there. Market prices aren't exactly hard to look up, and someone like him should be intimately aware of how to do just that. He would need these less-desired play boosters to basically double in price before he could realize any kind of profit, even if he rips them he can't hit the big dawg cards of the set to try and make any of that value back.

He did get one thing right at least though, he is most definitely is a fucking moron, also he's fat and I STILL would not have sex with him.

EDIT: I do wonder if this could just be another case of Boogie exaggerating, trying to seem like a bigger spender than he is. Maybe he figures the average person doesn't have a clue how much a play booster case costs right now, or that anyone would fact-check him? At the same time I really don't put irrational impulsive financial decisions past him.

ALSO I'm calling it now, I think there's a very good chance this case of cards will end up being ripped at least partly on his now-defunct Youtube channel. Holy shit, as I was making this edit I went and checked his YT and lo and behold! Nearly 2.5 hours long and with 15k views.

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I'm 13 minutes and he just said that he paid $1493 on it, so theory confirmed so far I guess. He started the stream on his webcam mic like the consummate professional he is and has also already flexed his daughter's enagement ring. Oh and one of her engagement presents was some kind of special popcorn bucket! Enjoy.

EDIT 2: @ 24:30ish he just revealed the 'secret' that the cards aren't his but belong to a local game store who is 'allowing' Boogie to open them on their behalf for their inventory... He claims 'He let's me do this all the time. Whenever he gets inventory in he'll let me unbox it for you guys so you guys can watch it and then I sort it and I give it back to him, cause he's a good guy like that'. So he was lying about spending money, exaggerating how much, AND flexing a case that wasn't even his to begin with, but why is he talking about this like he's streaming regular openings? That's not a thing he's been doing.

This combined with
Boogie claims he's saving money by investing it into a 'local business' that he will not disclose and says he knows he can get good returns on his investment:
Yeah not sussy at all, who else wants to bet these two clips are going to end up somehow being intertwined? I'm sure he hasn't invested anything into what we're all thinking, give me a fucking break. What else does he have any expertise in whatsoever?
 
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Boogie is still pretending that he's a nice guy over on that latest stream he did on his channel:

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Imagine doing everything that Boogie's done, being exposed for faking cancer in front of millions of people and then having the audacity to proclaim that you're a chill motherfucker.

I've said it several times that he refuses to go full degenerate on his main channel so he can continue pushing this false narrative that he's a nice guy. Yet, how many times have we seen him claim that he's going mask off and doesn't care what people think anymore?

The cowardice is unreal. Also, his fans are so fucking retarded. It can't be stated enough.


EDIT 2: @ 24:30ish he just revealed the 'secret' that the cards aren't his but belong to a local game store who is 'allowing' Boogie to open them on their behalf for their inventory... He claims 'He let's me do this all the time. Whenever he gets inventory in he'll let me unbox it for you guys so you guys can watch it and then I sort it and I give it back to him, cause he's a good guy like that'. So he was lying about spending money, exaggerating how much, AND flexing a case that wasn't even his to begin with, but why is he talking about this like he's streaming regular openings? That's not a thing he's been doing
Loooooool. I hadn't finished reading your comment before getting to this part and thought to myself "I bet Boogie is going to claim he bought this with store credit or that he has a deal with the local card shop"....and what do you know? Right on cue.

He's flexing that he's no longer broke, but no actually, his friend let him have the cards to open on stream. How does this benefit his friend in any way? Is he ripping and shipping on his behalf? Is he shouting out the name of the local card store? Does Boogie make appearances in store to drive in traffic to the shop?

Again, Boogie is conflicted on whether he wants to show off what a baller he is or whether he wants to act like he's frugal and just has good connections.

Yeah, your friend totally lets you rip cards at home to give back to him. Hahahahahahahaha, how retarded does he think everyone is? Oh wait, I forget that he still has fans. This is obviously bullshit and it's a purchase he made for himself. The golden rule of "If Boogie tells you something, he's probably lying" needs to be applied here.

Boogie claims that he's never pursued women and that they all approached him first. In doing so, he confirmed that his ex-wife made the first move through a MySpace message to him, and that the childbride approached him first via Instagram:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thanks for the laugh, Boogie. And thanks for confirming that Danielle, Dez 1.0 and Dezi are the only women that you've had romantic interest in.

We all know that Danielle was the girl at school who felt bad for you, became your friend and then you tried to fuck her but she turned you down. No need to keep pretending.

I find it endlessly funny how badly he would've been seething after Dez 1.0 left him. He just had weight loss surgery....where's all the women!? He gets his fucked teeth fixed....where's all the women!? Hahahahaha. Especially when he got those teeth fixed and got that "makeover", I reckon he was expecting women to throw themselves at him. Must be one of the extra layers of why he spiralled so hard in 2019 :story:
 
EDIT 2: @ 24:30ish he just revealed the 'secret' that the cards aren't his but belong to a local game store who is 'allowing' Boogie to open them on their behalf for their inventory... He claims 'He let's me do this all the time. Whenever he gets inventory in he'll let me unbox it for you guys so you guys can watch it and then I sort it and I give it back to him, cause he's a good guy like that'. So he was lying about spending money, exaggerating how much, AND flexing a case that wasn't even his to begin with, but why is he talking about this like he's streaming regular openings? That's not a thing he's been doing.

Yeah, your friend totally lets you rip cards at home to give back to him. Hahahahahahahaha, how retarded does he think everyone is? Oh wait, I forget that he still has fans. This is obviously bullshit and it's a purchase he made for himself. The golden rule of "If Boogie tells you something, he's probably lying" needs to be applied here.
I sure know that I would totally trust True and Honest Boogie to open packs for me, safe and secure in the knowlege that he would never ever swap out a valuable card for some throwaway he has sitting around upon return.
 
I'm 13 minutes and he just said that he paid $1493 on it, so theory confirmed so far I guess.
EDIT 2: @ 24:30ish he just revealed the 'secret' that the cards aren't his but belong to a local game store who is 'allowing' Boogie to open them on their behalf for their inventory... He claims 'He let's me do this all the time.
So in the space of just over ten minutes he's gone from saying he paid for them, probably getting criticism from chat for his wreckless spending, and then spun it to "They were free! I'm helping out muh friend!"

You're a fucking retard, Boogie.

I sure know that I would totally trust True and Honest Boogie to open packs for me, safe and secure in the knowlege that he would never ever swap out a valuable card for some throwaway he has sitting around upon return.
Imagine handing over $1500 worth of unopened cards to your fat, immature, retarded regular knowing fully well that those cards are either going to be swapped out for duds or brought back with his greasy, disgusting finger marks all over them. Why the fuck would anyone be fine with that?
 
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