Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Went out with some friends for a queer event and we were approached and got talking with this lady who was also trans. When I introduced myself she immediately said my name sounded like a trans man name. I was taken aback and quickly changed subject. Then later that night again she approached us and asked me if I was wearing tape or had top surgery (I was wearing an unbuttoned button down).

I just found both interactions with her stressful and invasive especially coming from another queer trans person. Like the types of questions/comments she was saying were the same type of invasive personal questions that usually come from cis people once they know. It has just made my dysphoria skyrocket in queer spaces now. I’ve been contemplating changing my name and it has me overthinking my appearance/clothes more. I pass and have been stealth for a couple years at this point. This was the only situation in the last couple years I’ve been clocked.

I have made peace with being trans, and I love our community, but I wish I was cis and with my dysphoria the only way I can feel comfortable in my body is being stealth. The born in the wrong body narrative really resonates with me personally, and the fact that I was born in a way that I feel required me to transition to be happy (rather than just being born a cis man without the incongruence) is something that holds a lot of pain and resentment for me that I like to keep private in many situations. I get not everyone feels the same way, all trans people are different and that’s cool.

But I feel like everyone should get the choice how open or private they want to be about their trans status and/or transition no matter how clocky or not they seem to people - particularly in trans spaces. Asking pronouns is different and something that can be done to everyone. But making comments on someone’s identity before they have discussed it and asking invasive personal questions trying to get someone to out themselves or assuming they are trans is completely different, and just feels rude and takes away people’s choice to be open/private about their experiences on a part of identity that can be rather personal and sensitive. It’s frustrating that this was at a queer event and from another trans person. She got to choose to come out as trans to us but didn’t give the rest of us that same choice

I guess just looking for advice on what to do next time and how much to let this situation get to me or not? Has anyone else dealt with a similar situation? Any advice on how to not go into a dysphoria spiral from it? Like am not sure whether to write off as a one off or whether to change my name again or something.
Key quote (very last sentence in the rant).
Like am not sure whether to write off as a one off or whether to change my name again or something.
... it does seem to me that being clocked at a queer event (a party or what?) is the usual thing, even if no one says anything. Takes one to know one and all that, right?
 
Do adult women really call their vagina a kitty in a clinical setting?
Clinical, as in actually with a doctor? I would hope not. But in casual settings (like an online post, or casual sexual-ish conversation, or person-to-person personal situations, I've certainly heard/ seen people (mostly men, but sometimes women) use it.
 
Do adult women really call their vagina a kitty in a clinical setting?
Nope. It’s looked upon as weird to call it anything but your vagina generally, and I’ve only ever heard other women call it a pussy/kitty/etc if they’re explicitly making fun of the way men talk for a joke.

In an actual medical setting porn terms are useless because they don’t mean anything. There is no coomer terminology specific enough for labia, vulva, vaginal canal etc
 
Though this troon's wife was initially open-minded to the concept of him being a derelict crossdresser and having his babies anyway, when push comes to shove on his transition she finds herself second-guessing whether or not she can still be attracted to him - especially after seeing the grotesque results of adult media stars with bolt-ons, fake lips and floppy cocks. Don't feel too eager to sympathize with her: they both sound like trainwrecks given that she has a sexting addiction and they're both goddamn furries, so the real Ls unfortunately belong to their 8-year-old daughter with ADHD, their son who struggled in the NICU from the day he was born due to coming into the world with a giant fucking tumor, and their upcoming third baby.
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I felt bad for this woman until I found out he has been a furry for the last 25 years!
She absolutely knew he was a degenerate when she married him
Their Poor Kids...
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Hello everyone,

I (Sierra) have been part of the furry fandom for over twenty five years, which makes me a grey muzzle in our community. Today I began hormone replacement therapy (estradiol valerate and etc), and I could not be more excited to embrace this new chapter. My journey so far has been filled with discovery and support from this group, and I look forward to growing alongside all of you.

My fursona is a Wolfix Vara; mostly a solid white with some black fur, red amber eyes. A Wolfix Vara is a wolf sub species that can mimic traits from other species much like the viceroy butterfly does in nature. She is entirely my own creation and represents my love of transformation and creativity. If you are asking about her name, well she's my username here on Reddit.

I run and own a page known as A Random Furry on Facebook. Basically a satire comedy and meme page where I occasionally spend my time interacting with my followers. So I'll have plenty of memes there if anyone is interested. More then welcome to say hello there aswell!

My pronouns are she, her, they, them. I tend to be an introvert who enjoys quiet reflection, but I also crave genuine connection with people who share similar experiences. I would love to make new friends within the United States who understand the joys and challenges of our fandom and can relate to transition or is an ally. Feel free to reach out if you want to talk about fursonas, transition experiences, art, or just everyday life.
 
Do adult women really call their vagina a kitty in a clinical setting?
No. But using stand in words for something naughty is the most reddit thing you can do which I assume is where the post was made. Think sewer slide and forever sleep but for vaginas. Or even just saying darn/heck instead of damn/hell. It's just using other words to get around filters and bots. Probably. Could be larping as a child or some weird shit like that but one out of context post is too little to go on.
 
Clinical, as in actually with a doctor?
I was relating to this specific post
I got my kitty four years ago and I was on blockers since I was 13 so I didn’t have a lot of skin. She’s not very deep so I just use the back door with my BF and it feels way better. However this doesn’t excuse me being lazy and not taking care of my kitty. Can y’all motivate/grill me please!?
Would an adult woman say kitty in an interview?
 
The power of positive thinking. 8)
He doesn't think it's a L, but it's an L. :christine:

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It works. I promise. What other people think of you is not your responsibility. What you think about yourself is.
Lots of negative thinking in the comments. :lit:
What if I don't pass to myself? I pretty much don't care what other people think even if they misgender me, I mostly just want to pass
I want to pass to avoid getting hate-crimed over it mostly. So I don't think it helps as much, but eh.
For me, problem start the moment I look at the mirror... But I hope one day the real me stares back... 🥲
Thanks for the encouragement
But i still care what others think thats why im not wearing skirts and dresses in public anymore because of being judged i do want to pass but i will probably will fail like i do with everything else
 
kitty is just a drop-in replacement for pussy. kittycat/pussycat
anyone using either term unironically is retarded or socially maladjusted. troons probably use it because "vagina" gives them dysphoria or some other dumb tranny shit.
I think that particular tranny uses it because he is actually clinically retarded.
Like, the puberty blockers and cross sex hormones have done a real number on him and he hasn't matured beyond about 10-12 years old.
And speaking of euphemisms for vagina.
Aussie (and some Kiwi) guys who are being drunk and crude with each other would, in the past, call it a Gash, Slash, or Axe-wound.
Since the arrival of Trannys, I haven't heard them used for a cis-woman.
 
What other people think of you is not your responsibility.
Is this person genuinely mega autistic or something? The fuck do you mean it's not my responsibility? If I don't take a shower and people around me think I stink is that their fault for being hobophobic? If I don't brush my teeth should they just go check their privilege or something? The way other people think of you is down to the way you present yourself, something which is exclusively your responsibility. I think you look like a man with a gooning addiction, not because the thought randomly popped into my head but because you are dressed like a man with a gooning addiction.
 
Is this person genuinely mega autistic or something? The fuck do you mean it's not my responsibility? If I don't take a shower and people around me think I stink is that their fault for being hobophobic? If I don't brush my teeth should they just go check their privilege or something? The way other people think of you is down to the way you present yourself, something which is exclusively your responsibility. I think you look like a man with a gooning addiction, not because the thought randomly popped into my head but because you are dressed like a man with a gooning addiction.
The problem with that is that you are using far too much common sense.
I mean, if you truly don't care what people think of you, then being clean and not smelling, looking or dressing offensively is not going to be something you would care about beyond the physical discomfort you may feel when dirty.
Normal people, however, know that 'don't dwell on what other people think about you' is meant for things like fixing cars when you're a girl, or not caring that people call you a faggot for being a hairdresser because you're secure with your girlfriend, or ignoring people who think it's not 'cool' to do well in school etc etc etc
Trannys once again showing just how autistic/retarded they are.
 
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"I'd like you more if you had a vagina"Trans Feminine (self.trans)

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This girl was flirting with me hard and said she thought I was hot and that she likes me. Then she follows it up with the line I posted in the title. It instantly killed the mood and honestly it's stuck with me for the last few days. I'm usually not someone that struggles with bottom dysphoria but it felt like a slap in the face and I've been pretty depressed about it. It was a reminder that I'll always be reduced down to my genitals even by other people in the queer community.

Anyone else deal with this kind of stuff?

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I can't imagine what it must be like to be around people who talk about their genitals all the time. CAN YOU?

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I found out my partner jerks off to straight porn
Trans Masculine (self.trans)

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hey, this is my first post on reddit and I don't speak english well (I use google translate). I hope I can convey the essence.

I'm a transgender man, and a few minutes ago I found out that my bf jerks off to heterosexual porn, justifying it by saying that there are "too few" transgender resources on the sites or that his internet provider can "save information".

My partner accepts my gender and assures me that I'm a real man.

I don't know why, but I took this situation too seriously and got a strong attack of gender dysphoria, is it normal that I got angry?

Suuuuure he does. I swear it must be easy for guys to get laid by telling pooners how heckin' masc they are while pounding them.
 
Putting the W in Wife: remember FindingLia, the 50-year-old dumb piece of shit who decided to upend his marriage so that he could chase after his fantasy of being a real girl? He's been struggling, with his wife having separated from him immediately after his grand reveal because she thinks he's going through some sort of psychological breakdown (which I am inclined to agree with, given that sometimes common sense pokes in when it comes to "gender appropriation" and seeing the comparisons to transracialism). Unfortunately for our hero, the worst has now come to pass - after being convinced that she might possibly stick around if he walks it back, his wife has made the executive decision to pack her bags and get the hell out of dodge regardless of what he does next. Now he is despondent and vaguely suicidal, seeking support from fellow wifeless hons on Reddit and worrying that he's made a grave mistake. Don't you just love a happy ending, Kiwis? :heart-full:
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Wife decided she couldn't hang....

...she came and got the last of her things. She was not kind. All my hopes of us being able to somehow maybe chart a future together, dashed. I guess there never was any, perhaps...she just needed me to feel that way so that she could feel safe enough to fully eject.
I feel so stupid. Stupid for telling her that I was confused and questioning things. Stupid for thinking that she would be supportive. I feel like I torpedoed the shit out of my life and my future. Nearly 20 years building a life together, gone in an instant.

I can't talk to any of our mutual friends, because that could put people into camps, and I don't want her to suffer any of that kind of friend loss for something that is my fault.
I'm 100% not going to do anything stupid, so no Reddit Cares please....but dear christ, it would be so nice to just not wake up tomorrow.
Fatty poonbalatty: a TiF gets the typical cult member breast amputation as is expected of her, but even a few years post-op she's not keen on showing off her results. To the shock of no one, she refuses to take any responsibilty for the poor quality of her outcome, instead blaming her parents for not taking her surgery seriously, especially because she suspects she may have POTS or hEDS (though she has no official proof of these diagnoses). A fat, lazy, pooner munchie? Jeez, they're ten a penny at this point!
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I can’t stop hating my top surgery results

Cw: fat phobia /negative body image
I am just over 2 years post op. My chest still makes me so dysphoric and i feel really uncomfortable being shirtless in front of others, which was one of the things I was most looking forward to. I had a large seroma on my left side and still have significant scar tissue left from that. I have pretty big dog ears as well. I still have slight hope that if I work out my chest I can have it look more normal, but im scared it’ll never heal how I want it. Maybe i can get a revision at some point but i really don’t want to have to go through that. A big reason I didn’t heal well was because my emotionally immature parents were meant to be taking care of me afterwards but instead made it into a vacation for them and pressured me to do things I had no energy for. My mom stayed with me for less than a week, then I was on my own having to move my arms more than was safe to try and take care of myself. I suspect I have pots and hEDS, which could also explain why I didn’t heal well, but I didn’t know this at the time.
I guess it doesn’t really matter why I didn’t heal well. The point is that I’m so upset that it’s summer and I’m contemplating buying a swim top because every time I’ve been shirtless all I can think about is how everyone must be staring at me and thinking my body is disgusting. I know I have some stuff to work through around my body image, maybe it’s not as bad as I think. From certain angles i actually do like my results, but if I look at myself if I’m bent over all I see is loose skin. I just want to feel comfortable in my own skin. I also keep comparing myself to other trans guys on social media who usually had much smaller chests post surgery and are skinny, which I Know isn’t helpful and beauty standards are bullshit, I hate that I care so much. The real reason I want a more conventionally attractive chest is so that maybe I’ll be safer from transphobes, which maybe isn’t even true. There are lots of things I’m learning to like about being trans, but sometimes I just wish I could have a cis chest, or gotten on hormone blockers before my chest was ruined by female puberty. I get so angry when I see cis men so confident on the beach
There is nothing troons 'n' poons despise more than being encouraged simply to accept themselves, and anybody who spews the hateful rhetoric of "just reach some sort of internal peace with yourself" should be held accountable for the blood they have on their hands. This is a completely normal thing to think, and is not remotely indicative of any sort of festering mental illness! No siree!
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"Just love/accept yourself"

I'm so tired of this. I'm tired of seeing it. Because the person thinks they're being kind, they think they're taking a high or sympathetic ground. However, they're just exhibiting their misinformed views or perhaps even thoughts backed by bigoted voices. They speak from incompetence that may well be willful, and they don't have the mind to realize their harm.
Me being trans is not because I don't love myself or don't accept who I am. I am trans because I have the mind of a man and, unfortunately, the body of something else. I know I am a binary man just as much as a cisgender man—because it is the experience I identify with and am comfortable in. (Note in this comment I speak simply of myself, not the trans or cis men who do not fall on the binary—but are likewise just as correct in their identify.) I do not in any way identify with the experience of being a woman and do not wish to be a woman. I know I am trans because it is an issue of identity. I do not struggle with self-love or self-acceptance.
Trans people do struggle with self-love and self-acceptance, but it is not because they are trans. It is because they are told to hate their being trans, they are told they are wrong, they are told to hate how they identify. And they are told this by the people who tell us "just love/accept yourself as you are." I dont hate myself. I hate that I'm taught to hate myself.
Why do they think we're delusional. Why do they think this was our decision—and a supposedly incorrect one. I simply am who I am, and whether I like it or not I am trans. Because I did not choose this.

So no, don't tell me to "love myself" or "accept myself as I was born." These are not my struggles. These are not what make me trans. And frankly, I'm mad you think that's why. I love being a man, I love being part of this identity. I don't identity with toxic masculinity, but that's also not how I view what it means to be a man. I am trans because I love the identity I identify with, and the more I achieve a closeness to that gender the more love I feel for myself.
So, TLDR I'm fucking irked. Educate yourself before you hurt the people you love.
I appreciate and am interested in any thoughts or insight others may have.
A "gay trans guy" (read: heterosexual woman) is upset that other "gay trans guys" (read: heterosexual women) have poisoned the well in terms of the reputation FTMs have amongst gay men, and, obviously, the reason they did this is because of an obsession with yaoi. Just because you don't like yaoi doesn't make you any more valid, OP; you are all repulsive, sexually coercive lunatics in my book!
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I honestly hate being a gay FTM

The typical “alt boy transmasc” types that have come up recently have made being gay somewhat of an eye rolling stereotype among FTMs. They all claim to be gay “mascs”. The reality is they just really, really like yaoi. We can pretend that’s not the truth but we all know it is. It’s gotten to such an issue that gay men have a completely negative view of trans men who happen to be gay. I’ve become incredibly depressed about my future prospects in love and my identity that I once was proud of now feels dysphoric to me, like it makes me more clockable. At this point I was hoping T would change my orientation like I’ve heard other men talk about but it hasn’t. I know I’ll probably get some hate for this but I’ve got no where else to vent this to.
A TiF is angry that older women are less likely to play ball with her delusions, leading her to believe they have a giant conspiracy in which to make her out to be a hysterical little girl a big, scary man. Personally, I suspect she has some latent hostility towards older women because her mother blatantly laughed at her and refused to acknowledge her identity whatsoever.
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Older Cis Women

This may just be my personal experience as a trans man but, I have the worst experience trying to socialize with older women. For context, I live with my (25y) cis boyfriend and his mother. His mom is a wonderful lady. A nurse and office manager for the clinic she runs. She has a LOT of friends and sisters that come over to hang out. For the most part they are loud, colorful women who are very sweet.
Once these women figure out I'm a trans man thought, they instantly treat me differently. Some have outright started misgendering me (after already correctly addressing me before) once they found out or was told I was trans. One of them even tried to get me a job as a painter, but outed me without my knowledge to the hiring manager because he said "He was looking for male painters". I have yet to come across a cis women over the age of 35 who treats me with any kind of dignity. I know my looks shouldn't warrant their behavior but I pass pretty well. I have a mustache and a deep voice and everything. No chest either (shrunk from T and weight loss). So I know this is very much on purpose. I know all I can really do is try to educate or ignore all together. I honestly feel like they are sometimes looking for an extreme reaction from me to confirm their transphobia.
A FTM who is supposedly "cis-passing" has a serious reality check when she endures the humiliation of her packer being put on display in front of everyone and being patted down due to a false flagging from the body scanner. I don't even know why bepronouned people try to play games like this; if I were in line and had my proceedings delayed because some crossdressing jackass wanted to pretend her LARP was real, I would be cutting the nastiest eyes at her possible. Airports are torturous enough!
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Airports are genuine nightmares.

Vent below.
I'm currently typing this as I'm sitting at my gate. Even though I've prepared so much for this, everything has gone wrong thus far.
First, it said my ID information wasn't correct while trying to enter TSA and sent me back to the airline.. All of my information was correct. I went back and it still wasn't working. I think it's because my photo doesn't match my ID and the machine couldn't recognize it. My ID is still marked F because I live in Florida and can't do shit about it. I had to wait for an officer to let me through. And after he saw my ID, he called me ma'am. I am a cis-passing man.
After that, TSA... I had heard that the best thing you should do is put your prosthetic in your carry-on or personal bag because otherwise the machine will detect it and make you do a pat down. So, I put it in my bag. Guess what? The machine detecter noticed something in my groin area (there was nothing there!!) and made me get a pat down there anyway. And then, the prosthetic triggered a "sharp object" to the machine so after feeling extremely dysphoric from the pat down I then watched this woman take out my prosthetic in front of everyone.
I want to cry. I'm genuinely about to break down. If anything else goes wrong, I don't know what I'm going to do. I want to scream. I hate being trans. I hate feeling fucking cursed in this body and I hate even more being reminded of it
. When the agent touched me, my skin crawled. I wanted to rip my own skin off. I felt as he felt nothing there and it felt like a fucking wound between my legs. I hate not having a dick. I hate not being a cis man. I HATE BEING TRANS AND I HATE TSA.
 
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